Under new government rules you get a massive council tax break if your home and life features as a museum.
Whilst Tracey Emin's bed was a work of 'art', what would you be featuring and highlighting? You can be living exhibits, performing anything of your fancy. If guests take your fancy, you can also get them to enter the life scenes.
What will you be showing off - your photos, colouring, toys, blow job techniques - it's your life, so you could monologue, quip, cry, shag. |
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Depending on the attendees, I would willingly perform a variety of sexual escapades.
Otherwise I will demonstrate some plant propagation methods and talk about my love of plants and the natural world.
Maybe some guys here could display their large range of cock pics, sky remotes and deodorant cans? |
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It sounds boring, but we have a lot of books. I think we would have a library-type museum. But it would be hands on.
Maybe we could have an erotica section or something 
-Courtney |
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We could have a display of history and archaeology books, a room with vintage and very old car manuals, a small section with retro fashions and a small section with antique tools. The guide would point out an area where there was access to sewing, embroidery and crochet tutorials and short lectures on Mr N's specialist subject. You could them move on to the last exhibit which would be a glass case housing the oldest swinger in town.....moi! |
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My local museum actually exhibits a pretty good replicate of how my bedroom was furnished and decorated when I was a teenager .....
It also exhibits an actual example of the first new car I ever bought,,,
I'm beginning to suspect someone from the museum is taking the piss......  |
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There must be some Fab men who could exhibit their advanced wanking skills. Or is everyone feeling a little shy?
I think we should have Fab user only visiting, so we could all unveil our naughtier sides. DP techniques mastery, sex toys over the years or just your perve of the day. |
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"A museum of dust mites. A couple of days and the house is fookin covered 
Make it an interactive living museum - the guests get rid of them with vacs etc"
A BYOV museum  |
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"Makeup museum. There is a lot of it 
I could display tons of it as well as a huge range of toiletries etc. Some needless shopping."
I'm a sucker for a 3 for 2 in Boots |
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