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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's your face joke?

Mine:

Went to the shop for six cans of Sprite.. Gutted when I got home I'd picked 7up

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yo mama's so fat she gave Dracula diabetes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heard about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

How do you get 2 whales in a car?

Down the M4 (not my joke!)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've been in a room with Gary Delaney this week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college?

Bison

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

Two parrots sitting on a perch...one says to the other " can you smell fish?"

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

yow car wash yower hands in a bison

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

It was a poor turn out at the Irish Lumberjacks Association annual meeting. Only tree fellers turned up!!

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By *ohn8210tCouple over a year ago

Warwick

I had to go to the village hall on Saturday night to give a lecture to the 'Premature Ejaculation Society',but there was nobody there. They'd all come on the friday night !!

( Not my Joke either.)

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

"'Ere," says one t'other, "does this taste funny to you?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mums so fat she won't even fit into this sen....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q)How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

A)10 tickles

:0)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says..You drive I'll man the gun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?........

Finding a condom in your hole!

All dogs are fascists......when have you ever seen a police cat????

I'll get my coat lol

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I was born by caesarean section, you can't really tell except everytime I leave a room, I go out through the window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two chimps in a bath one says oooh oooh ahha ahhh! To which the other replies put some cold in then

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