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 current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW
Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag! 
Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going? | |||
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"Think im in a grump today ... Finding ridiculously small things irritating me current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW
Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag!
Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going? "people who don't smile and who are inconsistent in their mood  | |||
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"Paul doesnt scrape his leftovers into the bin after eating, drives me insane ! silly stupid I know but gets me "This made me giggle! I used to say does this sink look like it's got teeth?? | |||
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"Paul doesnt scrape his leftovers into the bin after eating, drives me insane ! silly stupid I know but gets me
This made me giggle! I used to say does this sink look like it's got teeth??
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney"This is one of mine too!! Especially on the stairs in the train station ... Glasgow needs to take a leaf out of londons book and make them all keept left! Haha | |||
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"People asking about my shoulder (i injured it) not coz they give a shit but coz they wanna know when they can be serviced. I'm just ignoring them, they're really pissing me off though." What happened too it? Sorry | |||
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"My flatmate does half the dishes then leaves the other half in a basin of cold, dirty water "Why? Just why would they! 
Swap you for a creeping jesus flatmate that hides in her room and you only usually know shes in if the house smells like brocolli and fish | |||
"People asking about my shoulder (i injured it) not coz they give a shit but coz they wanna know when they can be serviced. I'm just ignoring them, they're really pissing me off though. What happened too it? Sorry" Haha, ffs. | |||
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"losing phones.......consistently "  | |||
"losing phones.......consistently "see update! | |||
"People asking about my shoulder (i injured it) not coz they give a shit but coz they wanna know when they can be serviced. I'm just ignoring them, they're really pissing me off though. What happened too it? Sorry Haha, ffs. "You should of expected that ha ha | |||
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"losing phones.......consistently
see update! "Ha ha no again you fudd
How many phones this year X
I swear it's just The one person hanging around you when your d*unk and taking them off you X
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"Think im in a grump today ... Finding ridiculously small things irritating me current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW
Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag!
Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going? "When you send someone a nice polite message and they just delete with out even a " no thanks " | |||
"People asking about my shoulder (i injured it) not coz they give a shit but coz they wanna know when they can be serviced. I'm just ignoring them, they're really pissing me off though. What happened too it? Sorry Haha, ffs.
You should of expected that ha ha
"Nope i didn't, was a funny surprise though and cheered me up, thanks. | |||
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"losing phones.......consistently " Fs paddy you could just block my number you dont need to throw away your phone and then pretend you lost it  | |||
"losing phones.......consistently
see update!
Ha ha no again you fudd
How many phones this year X
I swear it's just The one person hanging around you when your d*unk and taking them off you X
No me "I dont think it this many this year | |||
"losing phones.......consistently Fs paddy you could just block my number you dont need to throw away your phone and then pretend you lost it "lolol...as if! | |||
"People who switch on there fog lights when it rains. The clues in the name! "And when its not raining! | |||
"Pacific/specific." Could you be more pacific please? | |||
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney"^This^ but on the pavement Oh and attention seekers, all day, every day! | |||
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"Work. I wish they'd fuck off and just keep sending the cheques. ffs" Lol I agree nothing much is pissing me off today yet!! | |||
"Work. I wish they'd fuck off and just keep sending the cheques. ffs Lol I agree nothing much is pissing me off today yet!!"It's not even as if I do an awful lot but I resent what they squeeze out of me. Really! It's a good thing I got laid earlier... *wanders off muttering to himself* | |||
"At the moment it's my car ever time we fix something on it something else goes, wouldn't mind but it's a pain in the arse to work on and that's if we can get the parts " This is what driving me round the bend now. Just put recon turbo on it aswell as 4 injectors and now it's developed a oil leak on the crank and water leak. Absolute pain to get at. While Front end to be removed to just get to the radiator hoses. | |||
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" It's a good thing I got laid earlier... *wanders off muttering to himself*" I think if i could say this id maybe be a little less grumpy haha | |||
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"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
"...and breathe... | |||
"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
...and breathe...
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I actually said that out loud once I'd finished typing.  | |||
"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
...and breathe...
I actually said that out loud once I'd finished typing. "Another tough day in the orifice, dear? | |||
"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
...and breathe...
I actually said that out loud once I'd finished typing. "Great minds  | |||
"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
...and breathe...
I actually said that out loud once I'd finished typing.
Another tough day in the orifice, dear?"
I'm wading through Latin. I need to smoke. | |||
"Confirmation Bias This is the reason that people who read the Daily Mail only believe rubbish printed in the Daily Mail. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias"
You see what you want to see and you find convenient facts to fit your point of _iew; or:
"The discovery of instances which confirm a theory means very little if we have not tried, and failed, to discover refutations. For if we are uncritical we shall always find what we want: we shall look for, and find, confirmation, and we shall look away from, and not see, whatever might be dangerous to our pet theories. In this way it is only too easy to obtain what appears to be overwhelming evidence in favour of a theory which, if approached critically, would have been refuted."
Karl Popper, The Poverty of Historicism
(I nearly posted this in the thread about tory policy causing suicide...) | |||
"My flatmate does half the dishes then leaves the other half in a basin of cold, dirty water
Why? Just why would they!
Swap you for a creeping jesus flatmate that hides in her room and you only usually know shes in if the house smells like brocolli and fish "OR they can live together & you can move in with me?  | |||
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"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
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You see what you want to see and you find convenient facts to fit your point of _iew; or:
"The discovery of instances which confirm a theory means very little if we have not tried, and failed, to discover refutations. For if we are uncritical we shall always find what we want: we shall look for, and find, confirmation, and we shall look away from, and not see, whatever might be dangerous to our pet theories. In this way it is only too easy to obtain what appears to be overwhelming evidence in favour of a theory which, if approached critically, would have been refuted."
Karl Popper, The Poverty of Historicism
(I nearly posted this in the thread about tory policy causing suicide...) "Or, tbf, the reason why people who read The Guardian think that people who read the Daily Mail should burn... Step outside of your cosy mind-fortress and engage with the facts of the matter. | |||
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
This is one of mine too!! Especially on the stairs in the train station ... Glasgow needs to take a leaf out of londons book and make them all keept left! Haha"Don't you stand on the right on a tube escalator? Or is it the left? I can't remember. I believe that in some countries there is a convention to walk on a pavement on a certain side. It would certainly help here if we adopted a similar convention. Petition anyone? | |||
"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
"Hahahahaha....And i thought I was a grumpy mare today, that's made me laugh.... | |||
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You see what you want to see and you find convenient facts to fit your point of _iew; or:
"The discovery of instances which confirm a theory means very little if we have not tried, and failed, to discover refutations. For if we are uncritical we shall always find what we want: we shall look for, and find, confirmation, and we shall look away from, and not see, whatever might be dangerous to our pet theories. In this way it is only too easy to obtain what appears to be overwhelming evidence in favour of a theory which, if approached critically, would have been refuted."
Karl Popper, The Poverty of Historicism
(I nearly posted this in the thread about tory policy causing suicide...)
Or, tbf, the reason why people who read The Guardian think that people who read the Daily Mail should burn...
Step outside of your cosy mind-fortress and engage with the facts of the matter."I was recently introduced to the Daily Mail website's Sidebar of Shame | |||
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"My own clumsiness and terrible short term memory" I agreed with you luckily you don't remember what I'm agreeing with | |||
"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
"But I love telling you how wonderful you are | |||
" I was recently introduced to the Daily Mail website's Sidebar of Shame "I've gone cold turkey on the Sidebar of Shame, I was too ashamed. | |||
" I was recently introduced to the Daily Mail website's Sidebar of Shame
I've gone cold turkey on the Sidebar of Shame, I was too ashamed. "nothing wrong with being ashamed David's going to a hog roast on Sunday x | |||
"I was recently introduced to the Daily Mail website's Sidebar of Shame "That is particularly vile, yes | |||
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"My bugbear is loud noisy eaters. Really gets on my tits that one does!! It's like a red rag to a bull... "Oh yeah - the one's who eat with their mouth open, lips smacking away, chewed nosh on full display. :/ | |||
"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
But I love telling you how wonderful you are "
Smart arse! | |||
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"Pacific/specific. " Haha!!!!! Yep this is me, I'm one of them!! I can't say it!! | |||
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"People who use lol when things aren't remotely entertaining." and I'll raise you people who make some incredibly incendiary, patronising or downright offensive comments but it's ok because they put on the end. | |||
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"The fact my kids argue over the most trivial crap! The piece of tissue that has been at the top of my exes stairs for the past two weeks that he hasn't bothered to pick up, yeah I could but it's your fucking house!! Don't get me started on the bins, it's been three weeks!! And the vacuuming!!!! And the general shit!!!! I refuse to do it (my kids live with their dad btw); the whole house gets my goat!!!!!!!!" I do 50/50 care with my ex of our kids. I actually did tidy his whole house (except his bedroom) because the mess was pissing me off. Took me a whole weekend to do though, he is keeping on top of it himself since. | |||
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"Think im in a grump today ... Finding ridiculously small things irritating me current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW
Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag!
Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going?
When you send someone a nice polite message and they just delete with out even a " no thanks " "I have to agreed with you there. So fustrating | |||
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"The fact my kids argue over the most trivial crap! The piece of tissue that has been at the top of my exes stairs for the past two weeks that he hasn't bothered to pick up, yeah I could but it's your fucking house!! Don't get me started on the bins, it's been three weeks!! And the vacuuming!!!! And the general shit!!!! I refuse to do it (my kids live with their dad btw); the whole house gets my goat!!!!!!!! I do 50/50 care with my ex of our kids. I actually did tidy his whole house (except his bedroom) because the mess was pissing me off. Took me a whole weekend to do though, he is keeping on top of it himself since." I started too do it all the time but then the ex came home and just did fuck all so gave up in the end I thought why should I keep two houses clean?!! | |||
"The fact my kids argue over the most trivial crap! The piece of tissue that has been at the top of my exes stairs for the past two weeks that he hasn't bothered to pick up, yeah I could but it's your fucking house!! Don't get me started on the bins, it's been three weeks!! And the vacuuming!!!! And the general shit!!!! I refuse to do it (my kids live with their dad btw); the whole house gets my goat!!!!!!!! I do 50/50 care with my ex of our kids. I actually did tidy his whole house (except his bedroom) because the mess was pissing me off. Took me a whole weekend to do though, he is keeping on top of it himself since. I started too do it all the time but then the ex came home and just did fuck all so gave up in the end I thought why should I keep two houses clean?!!" I only did it the once. Told him i wasn't happy with the state of his house and my kids being there. My ex even decorated it after i'd done, i got lucky, not all guys take hints i guess. | |||
"My flatmate does half the dishes then leaves the other half in a basin of cold, dirty water
Why? Just why would they!
Swap you for a creeping jesus flatmate that hides in her room and you only usually know shes in if the house smells like brocolli and fish
OR they can live together & you can move in with me? "well we might need to live in my flat ... I have a second flatmate who is actually quite nice and id feel terrible if I left her with both the nightmares haha! | |||
"I think if I was walking continents looking for safety and a home over my head, I might have some grumpiness........ the trials and tribulations of Fab pale into total insignificance." people who insinuate I shouldnt be allowed to have a grumpy day because there are people in the world worse off than me ... unfortunately bad moods dont work that way ... its all relative! | |||
"People who use lol when things aren't remotely entertaining." oh! I just read further down and saw this ... might have to rethink that flat share ... I am pretty sure I do this ALL THE TIME | |||
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"People that walk like a crab" haha I am now imagining when little girls used to go backwards into a crab at gymnastics and walk about like that .... if adults did this on the street I think it would cheer me up tbh! | |||
"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!
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"I think if I was walking continents looking for safety and a home over my head, I might have some grumpiness........ the trials and tribulations of Fab pale into total insignificance. people who insinuate I shouldnt be allowed to have a grumpy day because there are people in the world worse off than me ... unfortunately bad moods dont work that way ... its all relative! "yeah.. | |||
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney"People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol | |||
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"Being told to smile. FUCK OFF." if you have to be told not good | |||
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"Being told to smile. FUCK OFF." Haha love it | |||
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"People who use the non existent word " yous" Also people smoking when they are walking young kids to school or are taking them in the car with windows up too!!!" ah used to have fun with that when friends would nock on for my daughter and ask her "are yous coming out " would shout through there's nobody called hughes here , the look of bafflement on there face was wonderfull . Things that anoy? folk leaving utensils on a plate on the sink then stacking other plated on top grrr drivers in cats who can use a slip road properly either too fast into slow traffic or to slow into fast traffic | |||
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
This is one of mine too!! Especially on the stairs in the train station ... Glasgow needs to take a leaf out of londons book and make them all keept left! Haha"Except in London you keep right on the escalators | |||
"Ignorant bigots spewing hate towards asylum seekers.....all that hate would be better directed at the government!.....but naw "People who cannot understand that asylum seekers become legal immigrants as soon as they arrive in a safe country and illegal immigrants if they try to move further without proper documentation. | |||
"Being told to smile. FUCK OFF.if you have to be told not good "Why do I have to be smiling 24/7? | |||
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol "Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.
And "American" is English
-Courtney | |||
"Think im in a grump today ... Finding ridiculously small things irritating me current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW
Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag!
Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going? "the broken screen on my phone ,it makes writing messages a pain sometimes | |||
"Could of Should of Have. Have! HAVE! Could have! Should have!" | |||
"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol
Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.
And "American" is English
-Courtney"American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence. | |||
"Could of Should of Have. Have! HAVE! Could have! Should have! "Cuda shuda wuda | |||
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol
Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.
And "American" is English
-Courtney
American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence. "you tell her Courtney the first British settlers to USA landed in 1607 in Virginia | |||
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol
Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.
And "American" is English
-Courtney
American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence. you tell her Courtney the first British settlers to USA landed in 1607 in Virginia "
I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself | |||
"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol
Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.
And "American" is English
-Courtney
American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence. you tell her Courtney the first British settlers to USA landed in 1607 in Virginia
I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself "Would a crisp be a noun in America? My son went to Vegas and the man serving him couldn't understand what he meant by tomato sauce. | |||
"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol
Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.
And "American" is English
-Courtney
American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence. you tell her Courtney the first British settlers to USA landed in 1607 in Virginia
I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself
Would a crisp be a noun in America? My son went to Vegas and the man serving him couldn't understand what he meant by tomato sauce. "Crisp would be an adjective ("The air outside is crisp today") The only thing I would even guess if someone asked for tomato sauce in the US would be red pasta sauce. | |||
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol
Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.
And "American" is English
-Courtney
American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence. you tell her Courtney the first British settlers to USA landed in 1607 in Virginia
I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself
Would a crisp be a noun in America? My son went to Vegas and the man serving him couldn't understand what he meant by tomato sauce.
Crisp would be an adjective ("The air outside is crisp today")
The only thing I would even guess if someone asked for tomato sauce in the US would be red pasta sauce."Awww no hard feelings meant Courtney x However,can I just say that A Fanny is not an arse, it's a vagina A Season is either Spring Summer Autumn or Winter, not what's going to keep you glued to the television screen at 9pm for the next 10 weeks We have cinemas with films (pictures if your local) not movies at movie theatres We have fringes not bangs And we live in Flats not Apartments | |||
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"People that have no walking pattern. The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!
-Courtney
People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol
Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.
And "American" is English
-Courtney
American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence. you tell her Courtney the first British settlers to USA landed in 1607 in Virginia
I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself
Would a crisp be a noun in America? My son went to Vegas and the man serving him couldn't understand what he meant by tomato sauce.
Crisp would be an adjective ("The air outside is crisp today")
The only thing I would even guess if someone asked for tomato sauce in the US would be red pasta sauce.
Awww no hard feelings meant Courtney x
However,can I just say that
A Fanny is not an arse, it's a vagina
A Season is either Spring Summer Autumn or Winter, not what's going to keep you glued to the television screen at 9pm for the next 10 weeks
We have cinemas with films (pictures if your local) not movies at movie theatres
We have fringes not bangs
And we live in Flats not Apartments
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Haha!!
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"Fucking six fingered mouth breathing fucking locals that just fucking stare gormlessly at you when you have to slam the brakes on when they just amble out in front of you without looking...its a fucking road. Its a car. Its not unexpected...." are you sure you weren't experiencing Britain's Walking Dead? | |||
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"Fucking six fingered mouth breathing fucking locals that just fucking stare gormlessly at you when you have to slam the brakes on when they just amble out in front of you without looking...its a fucking road. Its a car. Its not unexpected.... are you sure you weren't experiencing Britain's Walking Dead? "but they have legal right of way along with horses you as a car driver dont but are only allowed on the road as a courtesy as long as you obey the rules and laws of the road | |||
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