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What would be your perfect swing date?
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Well I only play in my love pad inside the Angel of the North's head. It's 100% lined in purple fur, features three tyre swings and a huge pile of nanas which provide both sustenance and sexual accessory.
All swing dates are perfect in my love pad. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I only play in my love pad inside the Angel of the North's head. It's 100% lined in purple fur, features three tyre swings and a huge pile of nanas which provide both sustenance and sexual accessory.
All swing dates are perfect in my love pad."
I better come find out ,, Is it ok to have my heels on , lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Well I only play in my love pad inside the Angel of the North's head. It's 100% lined in purple fur, features three tyre swings and a huge pile of nanas which provide both sustenance and sexual accessory.
All swing dates are perfect in my love pad."
I worry about you Mr FM!!! Thought you had it fitted out wi shagpile?????? xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"in your hot tub on the boat sounds a great place to be, lol.
Hot tub on a boat?
Isn't that just a sunk boat... with the engine still running?"
I have the hot- tub and home and the boats on the Rivers Norfolk broads x lol god i would love a hot-tub on the boat .. lol |
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"I better come find out ,, Is it ok to have my heels on , lol"
Heels are fine darling, they wont stick, it's real fur harvested from my personal heard of skunkpussies, I dye it with my own patented purple monkey juice.
"I worry about you Mr FM!!! Thought you had it fitted out wi shagpile?????? xxx"
I had to take the shag pile out because heels kept 'clicking' it, read above |
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"Meet a single male at the local, see if we all get on in real lif, check everyone is still happy to play, go home and play for hours 
....hours?...oh dear.... 
Bit too long for you? "
I could bring scrabble as well...or maybe hungry hippos? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Meet a single male at the local, see if we all get on in real lif, check everyone is still happy to play, go home and play for hours
....hours?...oh dear....
Bit too long for you?
I could bring scrabble as well...or maybe hungry hippos? "
just wait till he starts counting - could be a long night x |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Meet a single male at the local, see if we all get on in real lif, check everyone is still happy to play, go home and play for hours
....hours?...oh dear....
Bit too long for you?
I could bring scrabble as well...or maybe hungry hippos? "
Or maybe a friend who can ! |
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"Meet a single male at the local, see if we all get on in real lif, check everyone is still happy to play, go home and play for hours
....hours?...oh dear....
Bit too long for you?
I could bring scrabble as well...or maybe hungry hippos?
Or maybe a friend who can ! "
...friend?...oh dear... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"---------- strikes Invictus from list of possibles.....can't play for hours unless it is scrabble and hasn't got a friend to replace him."
oh he has (just dinnae tell anyone I'm his pal)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For me be two sexie hunks who could go all night and we could have a go at all sorts , lol long as good lube .... and thay would both have to love kissing . jo xx |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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A forty foot square water bed lined with polar bear fur on the roof terrace of Trump Tower in Vegas, with champagne on tap and a hot tub with a cushioned shelf surrounding the edge.
Attendees would be
me.
and....you
and you...and you...and...see her over there? her as well. And definitely her mate, and your sister.... |
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beer on arival.. bacardi n in the hot tub.. bed for some fun.. bacardi in the hot tub while watching footie on tv.. back to bed for some more fun.. wake up in the morning full english brekie in bed.. bit more fun.. check lottery and find ive won.. book flight to rio.. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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TO meet a nice smelling ,good looking attractive couple ,who i hit it off with ,have a few drinks then back home for a whole night of fun ,oops i done that one ,still see em regulary . FRANKIE , XX |
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