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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I'm sat here on 'the throne' having a peruse on the forum at the same time. It occurs to me that I should have gone the shop to buy something before I started.
Sigh. |
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By *icky999Man
over a year ago
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"So I'm sat here on 'the throne' having a peruse on the forum at the same time. It occurs to me that I should have gone the shop to buy something before I started.
Sigh."
if this was a letter sent through the classified you wouldnt have this problem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you have to walk from the bog to the kitchen, with your jeans around your ankles, waddling like a penguin with your cheeks firmly clenched?
cos the last thing we want is for you to be on the return journey only to discover a lonely little walnut whip on the carpet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't flush kitchen roll!!
Erm too late lol"
PLEASE tell me you washed your hands with plenty of soap? I have to remind my children to do this several times a day!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you have to walk from the bog to the kitchen, with your jeans around your ankles, waddling like a penguin with your cheeks firmly clenched?
cos the last thing we want is for you to be on the return journey only to discover a lonely little walnut whip on the carpet "
Haha. Thankfully no. Kitchen roll was in the bathroom luckily. Though I'm a bit worried now after seeing I shouldn't have flushed it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Don't flush kitchen roll!!
Erm too late lol
PLEASE tell me you washed your hands with plenty of soap? I have to remind my children to do this several times a day! "
Rest easy I did. Im trained dontcha know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't flush kitchen roll!!
Erm too late lol
PLEASE tell me you washed your hands with plenty of soap? I have to remind my children to do this several times a day!
Rest easy I did. Im trained dontcha know."
I'm smiling with relief!  and don't worry about the kitchen roll - I've done it before in emergencies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you have to walk from the bog to the kitchen, with your jeans around your ankles, waddling like a penguin with your cheeks firmly clenched?
cos the last thing we want is for you to be on the return journey only to discover a lonely little walnut whip on the carpet
Haha. Thankfully no. Kitchen roll was in the bathroom luckily. Though I'm a bit worried now after seeing I shouldn't have flushed it!"
kitchen roll is not so bad, its wipes and cotton buds that cause the problem. Oh, and mahoosive turds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread has cheered me up no end 
Did you have a shit day?
Yes conference call and business meeting cancelled on the day so whole day wasted  "
It's a day closer to weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread has cheered me up no end
Did you have a shit day?
Yes conference call and business meeting cancelled on the day so whole day wasted
It's a day closer to weekend. "
I have lots to look forward to thankfully |
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