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What surprises meets the most when they meet you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

For me its usually how long my legs are or how posh my accent sounds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how good I smell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My buff body

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My buff body

Why would that surprise lol since u have pics of it and talk about it a lot lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When we've forgotten to mention we are American (which we don't put on our profile) that has surprised people, but no one has complained so far.

-Courtney

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My sense of humour... Well they laugh a lot when they see me naked...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My size.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

That I have a sense of humour and my job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing I guess, maybe the fact that I'm quite smiley in person but other than that you get what you see on the profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my ineptitude and general idiocy. it's like a date with frank spencer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How relaxed we both are and shy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me its usually how long my legs are or how posh my accent sounds?"

Wow! You look hot, and now you sound hot too!

For me, it's usually how cute my bum is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How relaxed we both are and shy. "

Ah yes my shyness surprises people too.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have no idea, I think I give a pretty accurate portrayal of who I am.

Sometimes my height is commented on, even though it says how tall I am in my profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My buff body

Why would that surprise lol since u have pics of it and talk about it a lot lol"
Thats right. I do have quite a lot of pics of the body lol.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My boobs usually. One meet said 'Wow, you should advertise these more lol!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm really a man

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

One guy said he expected me to talk with a thick black country accent and swear like a trooper

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

How cheeky I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that we are actually like we say we are - get told we look better in the flesh and ladies love my hair

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

And the voice, though I usually talk to most before we met, I am quite county

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One guy said he expected me to talk with a thick black country accent and swear like a trooper"

Haha they always expect a Yorkshire accent but I'm originally from Buckinghamshire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Different from pics but in a positive way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How tall I am, and my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How cheeky I am

you ?? noooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tends to be the fact that I've actually turned. You wouldn't believe the amount of guys that cancel at the last minute, there seriously missing out

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"How cheeky I am

you ?? noooo "

Haha I've always been cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That they have to be careful not to tread on my balls as they drag along the ground and borrow a magnifying glass to find my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How cheeky I am

you ?? noooo

Haha I've always been cheeky

oh I know

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

Widnes

Probably how tall I am and then how normal I am - which often makes me wonder what the of people they have met in the past…..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was shocked when I met a lady once, had known her online for ages, she came up and spoke to me and said I will see you later without introducing herself.

I had no idea who she was as as far as I was concerned I didn't know any Chinese people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They think i'm going to look older in person and i look younger.

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By *obert RichardsMan over a year ago

Sutton

How I can fuck for hours and look great being filmed xxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"How cheeky I am

you ?? noooo

Haha I've always been cheeky

oh I know

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How laid back and non pushy I am I think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How I can fuck for hours and look great being filmed xxx"

such an achievement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How "petite" I am...

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By *ustusboth2013Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"When we've forgotten to mention we are American (which we don't put on our profile) that has surprised people, but no one has complained so far.

-Courtney"

Hmm I would probably call it Americanshire or Yorican. Definitely American with a Yorkshire twang! Haha

Oh did I forget to mention very sexy! Lizzie was loving it, and I ain't complaining either! xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How kinky I really am

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

How tall I am even though it says so.

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By *ustusboth2013Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

Not sure what surprises people to be honest. Our profile is quite defined so I don't think there's many surprises.

Which is now making me think if that's a good thing?

I suppose it's whether you like surprises or not.

Actually, I've thought of perhaps one. I think people would be surprised that away from the swinging scene, Lizzie is quite quiet, relaxed, homely and loves to put her scruffs on and lounge on the sofa, be lazy and watch TV. Whereas me Jordan, I can't sit still and need to always be doing something otherwise I get bored.

Kind of like role reversals as on the scene, Lizzie is bouncing around like Tigger the cat and I'm far more laid back and chilled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I look better than my pics in the flesh

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm not as sweet & innocent as I look, but lack confidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People comment on my shyness, amd also how nice I smell too.

Then they laugh when they see other bits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How tall I am even though it says so. "

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently I look better in the flesh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I don't sound like Jimmy Nail.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I look better in the flesh

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure what surprises people to be honest. Our profile is quite defined so I don't think there's many surprises.

Which is now making me think if that's a good thing?

I suppose it's whether you like surprises or not.

Kind of like role reversals as on the scene, Lizzie is bouncing around like Tigger the cat and I'm far more laid back and chilled."

I actually thought you were both more easy-going than I had anticipated. I guess for me, your profile being very detailed gave me the impression you would both be more up tight. But you're actually really nice and laid back. I like that

-Courtney

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By *ustusboth2013Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"Not sure what surprises people to be honest. Our profile is quite defined so I don't think there's many surprises.

Which is now making me think if that's a good thing?

I suppose it's whether you like surprises or not.

Kind of like role reversals as on the scene, Lizzie is bouncing around like Tigger the cat and I'm far more laid back and chilled.

-Courtney"

Aww thanks Courtney. Great feedback. Mind you Secrets was a different vibe to Xtasia where we have a large dance floor to bounce around on haha.

And you guys are super cool too. We look forward to when you guys hit Xtasia again, as we know Marc loves the place! Still smile at the relocation story! Haha xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The size of my boobies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I look better in the flesh

how would I know, we have never met

yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What people comment on the most is my accent

I suppose living in Tipton they expect me to turn up shouting

Yam alrite am ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I don't sound like Jimmy Nail. "

I'm disappointed now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How petite I am

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By *sla69Woman over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

My Legs and Eyes.

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

That I don't have a strong Northern accent and I do actually have purple hair.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Andy has 2 bums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't know. But they always look disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When we've forgotten to mention we are American (which we don't put on our profile) that has surprised people, but no one has complained so far.

-Courtney"

I wasn't aware of that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My size. "

Do you mean height?

Or...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How awfully shy I am.

And eventially how much pre cum I leak

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well I did a bit of asking around and this is the feedback I got.

I was surprised how normal you where I was expecting a vamp

looked just like any innocent neighbour and wouldn't expect you to be a swinger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont know. Ask them....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When we've forgotten to mention we are American (which we don't put on our profile) that has surprised people, but no one has complained so far.

-Courtney

I wasn't aware of that."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm a single guy who can have a decent conversation and isn't expecting to get a lady into bed 5 minutes after meeting her lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont know. Ask them....

How handsome you were

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Legs and Eyes.

Hell those legs...mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How incredibly sexy I am for an old,fat bird

Serious answer: How soft my skin is (for an old woman). I often have remarks made about my eyes,they shine bright blue in sunlight and under halogen bulbs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are gob smacked, how much younger I look in the flesh, and how fit I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And my voice. Out of towners expect me to sound like Stacey Solomon or Angie Watts.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How incredibly sexy I am for an old,fat bird

Serious answer: How soft my skin is (for an old woman). I often have remarks made about my eyes,they shine bright blue in sunlight and under halogen bulbs

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actually i get how soft my skin is, think it's on one of my verifications, but they don't say for an old woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And my voice. Out of towners expect me to sound like Stacey Solomon or Angie Watts. "

The bird who plays Angie is posh as fuck, I was in a pub one day and the girls in their knew her and when she came in they asked why are you talking like thast, you are common as much just like Angie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How incredibly sexy I am for an old,fat bird

Serious answer: How soft my skin is (for an old woman). I often have remarks made about my eyes,they shine bright blue in sunlight and under halogen bulbs

actually i get how soft my skin is, think it's on one of my verifications, but they don't say for an old woman

Why do men think mature ladies are wrinkly and Lizaed skins. Gone are the days of scubbing door steps lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How incredibly sexy I am for an old,fat bird

Serious answer: How soft my skin is (for an old woman). I often have remarks made about my eyes,they shine bright blue in sunlight and under halogen bulbs

actually i get how soft my skin is, think it's on one of my verifications, but they don't say for an old woman

Why do men think mature ladies are wrinkly and Lizaed skins. Gone are the days of scubbing door steps lol"
I don't think they do, I've always had comments on my hands being soft and smooth whatever age I've been. Never had an age related comment to it

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By *oungladMan over a year ago

Burnham

How polite and funny I can be

. There was a funny story where I was with a couple and at the heat of the moment I wanted to be spanked but couldn't just say I wanted it. Instead I said "do you think you can try spanking me if its not a problem" I was very red after that

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By *odramafunCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

How relaxed we are at being fucked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How incredibly sexy I am for an old,fat bird

Serious answer: How soft my skin is (for an old woman). I often have remarks made about my eyes,they shine bright blue in sunlight and under halogen bulbs

actually i get how soft my skin is, think it's on one of my verifications, but they don't say for an old woman

Why do men think mature ladies are wrinkly and Lizaed skins. Gone are the days of scubbing door steps lol I don't think they do, I've always had comments on my hands being soft and smooth whatever age I've been. Never had an age related comment to it"

I've had quite a few men seem surprised that I have soft skin. They are comparing me to who I wonder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How incredibly sexy I am for an old,fat bird

Serious answer: How soft my skin is (for an old woman). I often have remarks made about my eyes,they shine bright blue in sunlight and under halogen bulbs

actually i get how soft my skin is, think it's on one of my verifications, but they don't say for an old woman

I've had quite a few men seem surprised that I have soft skin. They are comparing me to who I wonder."

She puts the lotion in the basket!

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By *L RogueMan over a year ago

London

That I'm even better looking in person!

Toot toot!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How incredibly sexy I am for an old,fat bird

Serious answer: How soft my skin is (for an old woman). I often have remarks made about my eyes,they shine bright blue in sunlight and under halogen bulbs

actually i get how soft my skin is, think it's on one of my verifications, but they don't say for an old woman

I've had quite a few men seem surprised that I have soft skin. They are comparing me to who I wonder."
how strange, i can understand them comparing skin but can't understand the surprise unless you actually look like a tortoise, I'd be surprised if I was stroking a tortoise and it had soft skin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm very quite when making small talk!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm not a complete twat and |I can hold a conversation more than 15 seconds!! Mind you I do struggle at the 20 second mark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well a couple of things really....

apparently my pictures are crap and I am better looking in the flesh......

I do not have a strong scouse accent.....

I am to nice not to have a partner !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How incredibly sexy I am for an old,fat bird

Serious answer: How soft my skin is (for an old woman). I often have remarks made about my eyes,they shine bright blue in sunlight and under halogen bulbs

actually i get how soft my skin is, think it's on one of my verifications, but they don't say for an old woman

I've had quite a few men seem surprised that I have soft skin. They are comparing me to who I wonder.how strange, i can understand them comparing skin but can't understand the surprise unless you actually look like a tortoise, I'd be surprised if I was stroking a tortoise and it had soft skin

Lol maybe it looks dryer than it is.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How incredibly sexy I am for an old,fat bird

Serious answer: How soft my skin is (for an old woman). I often have remarks made about my eyes,they shine bright blue in sunlight and under halogen bulbs

actually i get how soft my skin is, think it's on one of my verifications, but they don't say for an old woman

Lol maybe it looks dryer than it is. "

that could be it

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"well a couple of things really....

apparently my pictures are crap and I am better looking in the flesh......

I do not have a strong scouse accent.....

I am to nice not to have a partner !!!!

There is a lot of peacocking going on in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How nice I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well a couple of things really....

apparently my pictures are crap and I am better looking in the flesh......

I do not have a strong scouse accent.....

I am to nice not to have a partner !!!!

There is a lot of peacocking going on in this thread."

I agree lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To answer the question- I'm not photogenic- so look better in person apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To answer the question- I'm not photogenic- so look better in person apparently."

I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm genuine and I actually turnee up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To answer the question- I'm not photogenic- so look better in person apparently.

I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well a couple of things really....

apparently my pictures are crap and I am better looking in the flesh......

I do not have a strong scouse accent.....

I am to nice not to have a partner !!!!

There is a lot of peacocking going on in this thread."

Or people answering the question honestly

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Apparently I look very demure and straitlaced

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"well a couple of things really....

apparently my pictures are crap and I am better looking in the flesh......

I do not have a strong scouse accent.....

I am to nice not to have a partner !!!!

There is a lot of peacocking going on in this thread.

Or people answering the question honestly"

Both are occurring. Both quite frequent.

We did lie though. Andy only has one bum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How little I really am I think

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By *ighting17thMan over a year ago

Bodmin

I have " gorgeous " eyes I get told!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well a couple of things really....

apparently my pictures are crap and I am better looking in the flesh......

I do not have a strong scouse accent.....

I am to nice not to have a partner !!!!

There is a lot of peacocking going on in this thread.

Or people answering the question honestly

Both are occurring. Both quite frequent.

We did lie though. Andy only has one bum.

I wondered if you meant bum cheek or hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always get asked "are you really 35? " apparently I look younger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No idea i will have to go and ask lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My size. "

Fucking huge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I look very demure and straitlaced

You do. x

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By *overs14Couple over a year ago

norwich

How soft my boobs are. Everyone always expects them to be really hard as they are implants.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look better than your photo makes me wonder what they thought in the first place and still met me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

some people seem surprised that I am actually a small can of deodorant, don't know why the profile pic is quite clear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually don't have a clue. You'd have to ask someone who has met me haha. If i had to say it's probably that i am pretty shy to begin with.

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

How innocent Mrs N is and her shyness which is a bit deceiving. Me, always how chilled out I am and how it's obvious my feelings for her.

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By *sla69Woman over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"My Legs and Eyes.

Hell those legs...mmmmmmmmmm"
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By *sla69Woman over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"How little I really am I think

A little pocket rocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One guy said he expected me to talk with a thick black country accent and swear like a trooper

Haha they always expect a Yorkshire accent but I'm originally from Buckinghamshire."

Love that Buckinghamshire = posh

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By *icky999Man over a year ago

warrington

that im massively over weight, live in my mums basement and they've been catfished

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that im massively over weight, live in my mums basement and they've been catfished

I knew it !

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By *ustusboth2013Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

"well a couple of things really....

apparently my pictures are crap and I am better looking in the flesh......

I do not have a strong scouse accent.....

I am to nice not to have a partner !!!!

There is a lot of peacocking going on in this thread."

Peacocking, that sounds like something that could be added to the swinging list terminology. Teabagging, spit roasting, motorboating and now peacocking. Just need to define it in a sexual context

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"One guy said he expected me to talk with a thick black country accent and swear like a trooper

Haha they always expect a Yorkshire accent but I'm originally from Buckinghamshire.

Love that Buckinghamshire = posh

It is lol except for Slough lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont know. Ask them....

How handsome you were"

And the eye contact...apparently

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple over a year ago

canterbury

my wife, no kids and has the tightest pussy they will ever have had.....most comment on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The size of my boobies

They are not boobies - they are a lethal weapon which should be used to knock out rude/obnoxious people! You'd simply have to stand very close to them and whiz round quickly - and they'd be floored!

Ps - if you ever do this may I watch please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What surprises people about me?

Probably that I'm exactly what it says on the tin (my profile! )

My pics aren't taken at an angle to make me look thinner/fatter - my face pics look like me - my body is as described - and that I'm ridiculously chatty, friendly and affectionate!

Oh - and that when I said I had a high sex drive - I bloody well meant it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That i'm hung like a Shire Horse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That i'm hung like a Shire Horse"

Ouch! I worked in a stud- no waay!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that im massively over weight, live in my mums basement and they've been catfished

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One guy said he expected me to talk with a thick black country accent and swear like a trooper

Haha they always expect a Yorkshire accent but I'm originally from Buckinghamshire.

Love that Buckinghamshire = posh

Haha I don't think I sound posh but northerners always think I do

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By *huramMan over a year ago

London

What's a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That my penis is about two inches from the floor...I have short legs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a great question.....

No idea. A is quite posh. I think that might take some people by surprise. I possibly come across as direct and straightforward, but I'm usually a giggly, girly mess when I'm at a club or party until I relax.

Hopefully people think we have represented ourselves well on our profile

No one is everyone's cup of tea, but hopefully the people we've met like us. No one has run away screaming. Oooh yes they did, one time. I surprised them by talking too much and ruined the party apparently

V xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that I'm balding with a bad comb over (like there's a good comb over). 65 years old. 28 stone with extremely poor dental hygiene,

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By *unLondonLadMan over a year ago

Camberley/London

Generally, I get 'oh you're shorter than I expected' even though I have my height on my profile. In fact I always make my height known even for meets outside of fab, and yet it seems to surprise a fair number.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, you're tall, aren't you". No shit Sherlock.

Also that I'm much smilier in real life. Except for someone who must have caught me on a bad day who said I was very difficult to read and gave off indifference

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I am apparently shorter than people expect. And shyer. And clumsier. And swearier. I always warn them I scrub up well in photos so no-one's ever been disappointed I don't look like the camera me in real life (or at least they've been too polite to say so so far).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My accent - because it's not Northern - and that I'm down to earth and easy-going

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

That I talk so posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I turn up in a novelty onesie. ...

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By *emini1637Woman over a year ago

Warwickshire

The size of my boobs, not huge but big enough and apparently I have awesome eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm articulate and quite pleasant company.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My height, normally I get "Oh, you are quite tall aren't you"....

and bald...

Then my job... But you'd have to meet me to find that out...

TBG

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me its usually how long my legs are or how posh my accent sounds?"

How ugly I am

Lol

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

that I can be shy when meeting people

that im not keen on large crowds have been known to disappear to the quiet corner

where ive been joined by others seeking the same then into its own little crowd having a laugh together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me its usually how long my legs are or how posh my accent sounds?"

How charming I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm nowhere near as grumpy or cantankerous as my forum posts sometimes suggest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I talk so posh

Mr Stars thought you were cool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That my ball is not really massive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'd have to ask the people I've met.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

That I'm not actually black and white in real life

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"That I talk so posh

Mr Stars thought you were cool.

He's obviously a very clever bloke and for many reasons

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

How chilled I am, that seems to surprise people I think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I actually turned up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Possibly my London accent, as I am now from Sheffield, but I always tell them during our PMs any way.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

How candid I am.....though I do think I am that in my messages as well.

Though the accent sometimes shocks people

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

In drab mode how genuine I am.

In girl mode no idea.

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By *randMrs T90Couple over a year ago

Chester

How shy I am!

the pictures make it look otherwise. Just proves we can never judge a book by its cover...... Mrs x

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"How candid I am.....though I do think I am that in my messages as well.

Though the accent sometimes shocks people

I liked the accent the rest wasn't to shabby ether

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How shy and normal I am. Men always seem to expect me to be uppity and overtly confident.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they say I am convincing and pix do me no justice. Always make me happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I look like my pics, I often get accused of photoshopping pics or that there not mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How relaxed, chatty and personable I am.

And I dont always talk about food

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

Mostly how small I am, except for the boobs, with them it's that they are even bigger than expected

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I think I'm pretty accurate descriptively and make exhaustive efforts to ensure matched and understood. If they're meeting, they're just grateful to be alive still, after the pre-match ordeal. If there are surprises, it's how relaxed or shapely I am. I think most of us aren't shown so well in 2d, compared to in the flesh.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That I'm not a strict, scary headteacher when they meet me. Someone even said I'm surprisingly nice in real life.

I soon set them straight.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Mines not when people first meet me, it's after they get to know me, they say I seemed like such a good girl at first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That we're actually real, we seem to have met quite a few people that have been let down previously lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much of a short arse I am..

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

That I'm shy and quiet until I take my clothes off

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"That I'm shy and quiet until I take my clothes off

Don't belive you

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"That I'm shy and quiet until I take my clothes off

Don't belive you

Ask hubby....It amuses him greatly

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"That I'm shy and quiet until I take my clothes off

Don't belive you

Ask hubby....It amuses him greatly

Haha bet it does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm shy and quiet, until I'm naked and playing hehe

x mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How nervous I am each and every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When we've forgotten to mention we are American (which we don't put on our profile) that has surprised people, but no one has complained so far.

-Courtney"

I didn't realise you were American! Another reason to meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I am quite innocent

(to look at)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I am quite innocent

(to look at) "

Looks like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth, But you do have a naughty little smile

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

How big my boobs are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That i'm better looking in person and my tongue skills.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fact that I am a man not a mouse

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