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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...? a night of humiliation "
Anytime you want humiliating, give me a shout.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...? a night of humiliation
Anytime you want humiliating, give me a shout. " OH HELLO  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...?"
1 leadless pencil
1 nearly new peice of chewing gum
1 knicker elastic
1 handless clock (the alarm still works)
deal.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...?
1 leadless pencil
1 nearly new peice of chewing gum
1 knicker elastic
1 handless clock (the alarm still works)
deal. "
Is it wrigleys? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...?
1 leadless pencil
1 nearly new peice of chewing gum
1 knicker elastic
1 handless clock (the alarm still works)
deal.
Is it wrigleys?"
orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...?
1 leadless pencil
1 nearly new peice of chewing gum
1 knicker elastic
1 handless clock (the alarm still works)
deal.
Is it wrigleys?
orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times."
You drive a hard bargain my friend, even dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask, but go on then..deal. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got some dings here......but if I swap them how will I know when my dinner is ready
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I find the dip finger technique lets you know if dinner is ready lol  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...?
1 leadless pencil
1 nearly new peice of chewing gum
1 knicker elastic
1 handless clock (the alarm still works)
deal.
Is it wrigleys?
orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times.
You drive a hard bargain my friend, even dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask, but go on then..deal."
yeeeeesssss.i've not had a fluffy toffee,for ages.i thought they had stopped making them.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...?
1 leadless pencil
1 nearly new peice of chewing gum
1 knicker elastic
1 handless clock (the alarm still works)
deal.
Is it wrigleys?
orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times.
You drive a hard bargain my friend, even dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask, but go on then..deal.
yeeeeesssss.i've not had a fluffy toffee,for ages.i thought they had stopped making them. "
I have a secret stash down the back of my sofa......not so secret now of course!  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...?
1 leadless pencil
1 nearly new peice of chewing gum
1 knicker elastic
1 handless clock (the alarm still works)
deal.
Is it wrigleys?
orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times.
You drive a hard bargain my friend, even dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask, but go on then..deal.
yeeeeesssss.i've not had a fluffy toffee,for ages.i thought they had stopped making them.
I have a secret stash down the back of my sofa......not so secret now of course! "
for one more,i'll give you an almost complete,steak and kidney pie.(its out of the chipies).temted.  |
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"Willing to swap
1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top
1 fluffy toffee
1 underwire from bra
2 bells without dongers
for...?"
Twelve bummers bumming (dvd cover),
Eleven mil' of piping,
Ten snores whilst sleeping,
Nine lil-let damp strings,
Eight tubs with leaks in,
Seven pubic trimmings,
Six gussets fraying,
Five old curtain rings,
Four taxi cards,
Three French fries,
Two rubber gloves,
And a part eaten KFC.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice pair of dongs to go with your bells
What about the dings? Do you have them as well?"
I could have a rummage. Who knows what I might find in my sack  |
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