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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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Cuddle buddy required on a semi temporary basis.
Skills Expected.
-hogging the duvet.
-falling asleep whilst watching movies.
-eating all the popcorn.
-taking 9/10ths of the bed space with -flailing limbs.
please leave your resume below.
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"You didn't include snoring
{pricks up ears with interest}
Is someone looking for a woman who snores?
{crosses fingers...}
Mr ddc"
OMG, I read the OP and put my hand up (it's down again now) but I want to point out I only eat all the popcorn cos Mr DDC doesn't like it!
Mrs DDC |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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What about flinging the duvet off, leg over the duvet and having to turn the pillows over to find a cool spot?
If these are included (along with the aforementioned snoring) then I'm your woman.  |
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"You didn't include snoring
{pricks up ears with interest}
Is someone looking for a woman who snores?
{crosses fingers...}
Mr ddc
OMG, I read the OP and put my hand up (it's down again now) but I want to point out I only eat all the popcorn cos Mr DDC doesn't like it!
Mrs DDC"
How was I supposed to know Downton had so many adverts, I thought I'd be able to sneak that one under the radar...
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I'm quite a good cuddle bunny, i don't take up much space I'm soft and squidgy, the jury is out on whether i snore or not but I don't often sleep so that shouldn't be a problem.
I am upmand downstairs alnight having a fag though as i don't sleep |
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"You didn't include snoring
{pricks up ears with interest}
Is someone looking for a woman who snores?
{crosses fingers...}
Mr ddc
OMG, I read the OP and put my hand up (it's down again now) but I want to point out I only eat all the popcorn cos Mr DDC doesn't like it!
Mrs DDC
How was I supposed to know Downton had so many adverts, I thought I'd be able to sneak that one under the radar...
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You might've got away with it but way too much suspicious gigglin (DA not generally funny) so I knew my radar sense needed activating.
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"You didn't include snoring
{pricks up ears with interest}
Is someone looking for a woman who snores?
{crosses fingers...}
Mr ddc
OMG, I read the OP and put my hand up (it's down again now) but I want to point out I only eat all the popcorn cos Mr DDC doesn't like it!
Mrs DDC
How was I supposed to know Downton had so many adverts, I thought I'd be able to sneak that one under the radar...
You might've got away with it but way too much suspicious gigglin (DA not generally funny) so I knew my radar sense needed activating.
Mrs DDC"
Domestic!!  |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"What about flinging the duvet off, leg over the duvet and having to turn the pillows over to find a cool spot?
If these are included (along with the aforementioned snoring) then I'm your woman. "
haha sounds perfect ^_^ have to leave the windows open all day to get that cool fabric fresh chill ^_^ |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"You didn't include snoring
{pricks up ears with interest}
Is someone looking for a woman who snores?
{crosses fingers...}
Mr ddc"
snoring friendly zone i talk in my sleep haha hope thats not going to be an issue :P |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What about flinging the duvet off, leg over the duvet and having to turn the pillows over to find a cool spot?
If these are included (along with the aforementioned snoring) then I'm your woman. haha sounds perfect ^_^ have to leave the windows open all day to get that cool fabric fresh chill ^_^"
Get your people to call my people and let's make it happen.  |
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