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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah but did you know male Beavers are called "Male Beavers" and female Beavers are called "Female Beavers"
Deep!  "
Ah, just googled. an there really is no special name for male Beavers or female Beavers. who'd have known. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Yeah but did you know male Beavers are called "Male Beavers" and female Beavers are called "Female Beavers"
Deep!
Ah, just googled. an there really is no special name for male Beavers or female Beavers. who'd have known. "
Simple solution if you're the proud owner of both a male and female beaver!
Call one Dave and the other Sheila.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah but did you know male Beavers are called "Male Beavers" and female Beavers are called "Female Beavers"
Deep!
Ah, just googled. an there really is no special name for male Beavers or female Beavers. who'd have known.
Simple solution if you're the proud owner of both a male and female beaver!
Call one Dave and the other Sheila.
A"
but that may get confusing as the hubby is called that too.
not Sheila no. |
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