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Felching is a sexual practice involving the licking or sucking of another person's anus. In particular, it refers to the act of sucking semen out of the anus of one's partner. The semen has been ejaculated into the rectum via anal sex.
Felching may also refer to the anal insertion of a small animal (usually a gerbil) for the purpose of sexual stimulation
Now the gerbil i get...but the sucking...thats wrong! |
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Urban definitions.
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.
To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.
"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"
This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.
Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now. |
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"When someone says...My arse smells like a rat has crawled up there and died....do you think it was actually a gerbil?"
i guess having tails makes either of those preferable to hamsters ( re; ease of retrieval )
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"When someone says...My arse smells like a rat has crawled up there and died....do you think it was actually a gerbil?
i guess having tails makes either of those preferable to hamsters ( re; ease of retrieval )
;-)"
you have put waaayyy too much thought into that sprite..lmao |
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"When someone says...My arse smells like a rat has crawled up there and died....do you think it was actually a gerbil?
i guess having tails makes either of those preferable to hamsters ( re; ease of retrieval )
;-)
you have put waaayyy too much thought into that sprite..lmao"
i like to be practical hehehe !! |
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"(goes to reasure hammy the hamster that no harm will come to him) debs xxx
of coure not...quick bathe after the act he will smell lovely again.
hahaha ! "
well it would be cruel not to! lol |
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You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx |
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"(goes to reasure hammy the hamster that no harm will come to him) debs xxx
of coure not...quick bathe after the act he will smell lovely again."
best make sure he's not stored anything away in his cheek pouches too -- on the way in , and especially on the way out !!
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"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx"
I have a gerbil that can translate my cell tappings who relays it to the cat and he posts on here!
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"(goes to reasure hammy the hamster that no harm will come to him) debs xxx
of coure not...quick bathe after the act he will smell lovely again.
best make sure he's not stored anything away in his cheek pouches too -- on the way in , and especially on the way out !!
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wonder if that is why you get sweetcorn in your shite!...left overs from felching? |
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"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx"
its ok debs,,we havent written it in welsh  |
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"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx
its ok debs,,we havent written it in welsh "
He doesn't speak welsh he's not that clever lol debs xxx |
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"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx
its ok debs,,we havent written it in welsh
He doesn't speak welsh he's not that clever lol debs xxx"
poor little sod is buggered then! |
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"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx
its ok debs,,we havent written it in welsh
He doesn't speak welsh he's not that clever lol debs xxx
poor little sod is buggered then!"
lmao !!! |
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"Buggered as well as inserted somewhere dark? is any of this legal? Hope there's no RSPCA inspectors watching lol debs xxx"
good point.
'No animals were harmed in the making of this thread'
that should cover it. |
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"I got to the second post on this thread, vomited, and then decided that cum burps and felching is not something I wanna discuss anymore. How minging lol"
ohhh wheres your sense of adventure..pmsl |
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"Buggered as well as inserted somewhere dark? is any of this legal? Hope there's no RSPCA inspectors watching lol debs xxx
good point.
'No animals were harmed in the making of this thread'
that should cover it."
good point debs , and well covered by Femme
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"Buggered as well as inserted somewhere dark? is any of this legal? Hope there's no RSPCA inspectors watching lol debs xxx
good point.
'No animals were harmed in the making of this thread'
that should cover it.
good point debs , and well covered by Femme
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We should be safe from legal ramifications lol |
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"I'm gonna go stroke me hamster lol debs xxx
wonder if that counts as fluffing?
definitely !!"
Its okay your secrets safe with us debs...ya kinky minx lol |
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"I got to the second post on this thread, vomited, and then decided that cum burps and felching is not something I wanna discuss anymore. How minging lol
ohhh wheres your sense of adventure..pmsl"
Hey, if you wanna talk pony tail butt plugs then I'm your man... a subby fem wearing one of them gets me soooo horny!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got to the second post on this thread, vomited, and then decided that cum burps and felching is not something I wanna discuss anymore. How minging lol
ohhh wheres your sense of adventure..pmsl
Hey, if you wanna talk pony tail butt plugs then I'm your man... a subby fem wearing one of them gets me soooo horny!!!"
"swishes tail and trots off" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I just knew that it would be you Femme that started this thread before I opened it - we can count on you to search out the obscure words and their definitions lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I thought the business with the hamsters and gerbils was called pet shopping.....seriously! 
Thats why the pet shop boys are called what they are......tis true!! |
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thats gross
i'm off to the cum burp thread, not quite as gross lol
