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After studying weaver ants who use their grubs like glue guns to stick their nests together with silk  Scientists at the Belize University Museum
have developed a system using PIR digital dynamo mapping to extract the energy wasted by human children
University spokesman professor Juan Con hortiz explained
"Initial results were remarkable under normal conditions. The energy produced by a class full of children is enough to power the school"
The professor who works at the universitys Fiscal Accounting Research Technology Syndicate 
"We tested children with high levels of caffeine, given via the mothers breast milk but they were too wired and blew all the lights so we reduced the caffeine levels. 
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My talents are wasted on you morons. Come on! Wank on her tits? Bumfarts?
Oh well off for a lobotomy and and join the banality of ponderous imbeciles on the men or women thread!!
Like there'll be a definitive answer mneurrghh.
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"Can my children produce enough energy to pay for themselves?
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Why didn't you just say that in the first place
You'd probably only balance out the cost of feeding them. You may get one cycle of the washing machine if you're lucky. |
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