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"FUCK OFF "Derby County are shit | |||
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"Give it to me. I'm in a masochistic mood
-Courtney"Spit on her when you see her, she's a liar out and out. As for him, I reserve my language. Vermin, the pair of 'em. | |||
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"Do your worst. " Not only sits in the sewer but adds to it | |||
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"Are your parents weight lifters? They must be to raise a dumb bell like you! "Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut | |||
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"Are your parents weight lifters? They must be to raise a dumb bell like you! " | |||
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"FUCK OFF "As for you... Hmmm. About as useful as a cheeseburger to a drowning elephant.  | |||
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"Give it to me. I'm in a masochistic mood
-Courtney
Spit on her when you see her, she's a liar out and out. As for him, I reserve my language.
Vermin, the pair of 'em." | |||
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"Are your parents weight lifters? They must be to raise a dumb bell like you!
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"Do me. I can take it. "Has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant"*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss  | |||
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"Do it lol xx "They have no enemies, but are intensely disliked by their friends. | |||
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"Oh go on, give me your best x"I'm trying to think of something witty to say and all I think of is... Beige | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
"'Gis a bj :P | |||
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"Oh go on, give me your best x
I'm trying to think of something witty to say and all I think of is...
Beige "Well I think that in itself is an insult pffft hehe x | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
'Gis a bj
:P"Only if you provide the lippy | |||
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"Do me. I can take it.
Has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." | |||
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"Go on then *squints eyes and hopes I don't cry at the response ???? " *Tickles hornynaughty13 under the chin* You're far too nice for a place like this. Run along. There's a good girl. | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
'Gis a bj
:P
Only if you provide the lippy "Jeezuz! Take take take take TAKE! | |||
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"Go on then *squints eyes and hopes I don't cry at the response ???? *Tickles hornynaughty13 under the chin* You're far too nice for a place like this. Run along. There's a good girl. " Bollocks you patronising fuck wit | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
'Gis a bj
:P
Only if you provide the lippy
Jeezuz!
Take take take take TAKE!"Who mentioned anal | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/09/15 15:14:33]" Make up yer effing mind! | |||
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"Dear all of the above... Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. I wave my private parts at your aunties. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! "I fart in general direction? | |||
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"You're not very good at this are you (must have gone to public school)."
How very dare you!
I went to an inner city shit hole. Although I did manage to go to one of the top universities on the planet, so it's not all bad.
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!!" Nice ass btw | |||
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"Go on, do your worst "Screw this lot of fags. Lets find a dentist and rip him a new one? | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
'Gis a bj
:P
Only if you provide the lippy
Jeezuz!
Take take take take TAKE!
Who mentioned anal "Don't get yer hopes up, bitch | |||
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw" Oi!! That is not an insult!  | |||
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"Are your parents weight lifters? They must be to raise a dumb bell like you!
Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut "the wattage of a light bulb in a power cut is irrelevant so go top of the class for the dumbest statement today | |||
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult! "Feeling left out? :P | |||
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"Hey everyone! Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you!" You actually have 4 fingers and 1 thumb you dipshite | |||
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"Are your parents weight lifters? They must be to raise a dumb bell like you!
Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut
the wattage of a light bulb in a power cut is irrelevant
so go top of the class for the dumbest statement today"Bulimic psychopath | |||
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"To all of you.... Did you have to hit EVERY branch of the ugly tree!! " An Essex smut-dealer, pure and simple. Emphasis on the simple. | |||
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult! "Lol, I was trying to figure it if was a compliment or and insult 
I'm going with compliment, cheers Joe, you're avatar is cool, I like it, ya filthy animal
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"Hey everyone! Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you! You actually have 4 fingers and 1 thumb you dipshite " Aha I'm not human fuck nut! | |||
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult!
Lol, I was trying to figure it if was a compliment or and insult
I'm going with compliment, cheers Joe, you're avatar is cool, I like it, ya filthy animal
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"Hey everyone! Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you! You actually have 4 fingers and 1 thumb you dipshite Aha I'm not human fuck nut! "Quite true, no human can be as dumb as you | |||
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Give it your all Joe! | |||
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"Go on, do your worst
Screw this lot of fags. Lets find a dentist and rip him a new one?
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult!
Lol, I was trying to figure it if was a compliment or and insult
I'm going with compliment, cheers Joe, you're avatar is cool, I like it, ya filthy animal
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"Go on, do your worst
Screw this lot of fags. Lets find a dentist and rip him a new one?
Is that an insult? "I was trying to be both nice and witty. Slap off, you old trollop. | |||
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"Bring it on lol "Who the fuck are you?! | |||
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Give it your all Joe! "Like an idiot child screaming in a hospital. | |||
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"Go on, do your worst
Screw this lot of fags. Lets find a dentist and rip him a new one?
Is that an insult?
I was trying to be both nice and witty.
Slap off, you old trollop. "I love it when you talk dirty to me | |||
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"Go on, do your worst
Screw this lot of fags. Lets find a dentist and rip him a new one?
Is that an insult?
I was trying to be both nice and witty.
Slap off, you old trollop.
I love it when you talk dirty to me "A lewd vegetarian | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
"Hopefully he's tougher than Paul Clement!
I shouldn't insult being a baggies fan | |||
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult!
Lol, I was trying to figure it if was a compliment or and insult
I'm going with compliment, cheers Joe, you're avatar is cool, I like it, ya filthy animal
Bend. Over. Bitch. " | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
Hopefully he's tougher than Paul Clement!
I shouldn't insult being a baggies fan "You will neither see nor do any great thing | |||
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult!
Lol, I was trying to figure it if was a compliment or and insult
I'm going with compliment, cheers Joe, you're avatar is cool, I like it, ya filthy animal
Bend. Over. Bitch.
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult!
Lol, I was trying to figure it if was a compliment or and insult
I'm going with compliment, cheers Joe, you're avatar is cool, I like it, ya filthy animal
Bend. Over. Bitch.
Yeah, and I so would "I'm not bi but you're so cool I'd nearly let ya! | |||
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"This is a very male orientated thread - I am making my womanly presence known. Be as shitty as ya like!" I'm all for equal opps
Cursed Jezabel of England! | |||
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult!
Lol, I was trying to figure it if was a compliment or and insult
I'm going with compliment, cheers Joe, you're avatar is cool, I like it, ya filthy animal
Bend. Over. Bitch.
Yeah, and I so would
I'm not bi but you're so cool I'd nearly let ya!"I'd fucks ya gently like I means it | |||
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"This is a very male orientated thread - I am making my womanly presence known. Be as shitty as ya like!" Up yer arse Madam Smeggy McTitwank! | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
'Gis a bj
:P
Only if you provide the lippy
Jeezuz!
Take take take take TAKE!
Who mentioned anal
Don't get yer hopes up, bitch"See you, you enjoy it with a cactus you do | |||
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"This is a very male orientated thread - I am making my womanly presence known. Be as shitty as ya like! I'm all for equal opps
Cursed Jezabel of England! "'Gets whip out' what else ya got? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/09/15 15:46:07]" What is up with you? Christ. As ambitious as Lucifer; as cold as a snake | |||
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"This is a very male orientated thread - I am making my womanly presence known. Be as shitty as ya like! I'm all for equal opps
Cursed Jezabel of England!
'Gets whip out' what else ya got? "Ok... you wanna play? A sheep in sheep's clothing | |||
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"What have you got for me, sunshine? x"Ask for nothing... and you shall receive it in abundance | |||
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult!
Lol, I was trying to figure it if was a compliment or and insult
I'm going with compliment, cheers Joe, you're avatar is cool, I like it, ya filthy animal
Bend. Over. Bitch.
Yeah, and I so would
I'm not bi but you're so cool I'd nearly let ya!
I'd fucks ya gently like I means it "Maww I think you two need to head over to the matchmaking thread  | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks, "Aww! Bless! Finally... a bit of spunk. | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk."Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya | |||
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"I posted in the wrong thread, I deserved to be insulted, you fuckers!!! Nice ass btw Oi!! That is not an insult!
Lol, I was trying to figure it if was a compliment or and insult
I'm going with compliment, cheers Joe, you're avatar is cool, I like it, ya filthy animal
Bend. Over. Bitch.
Yeah, and I so would
I'm not bi but you're so cool I'd nearly let ya!
I'd fucks ya gently like I means it
Maww I think you two need to head over to the matchmaking thread "I have insulted people in to bed before... there was an American woman at a party one time, I wish I could remember what I said but it finished with "You should do (blank), get off your high horse and lose your virginity." That worked. | |||
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"Ah go on go on go on.." *As Mrs Doyle* "Are you being a little bit racist now Father?" | |||
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"lol... hit me!
No"chin wobbles.... | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk.
Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya"I know, I know, you'll be upset and tearful because us nasty scouser humiliated you; and you'll probably dream about seeking revenge by getting your fierce doggy to defecate in my letterbox instead of your mouth. | |||
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"lol... hit me!
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chin wobbles.... "*sighs* Not fit to manage a whelk stall. HAPPY NOW?! | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk.
Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya
I know, I know, you'll be upset and tearful because us nasty scouser humiliated you; and you'll probably dream about seeking revenge by getting your fierce doggy to defecate in my letterbox instead of your mouth. "You'll have to work harder than that, madam. Go'won... put your not inconsiderable weight in to it | |||
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"lol... hit me!
No
chin wobbles....
*sighs*
Not fit to manage a whelk stall.
HAPPY NOW?!"Is that it? Pffft thats a proper wanky man response! | |||
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"Go on then... Give me your best " My best? Get yer head down there, then | |||
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"lol... hit me!
No
chin wobbles....
*sighs*
Not fit to manage a whelk stall.
HAPPY NOW?!
Is that it? Pffft thats a proper wanky man response! "Not only dull herself but also a leading cause in the dullness of others. | |||
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"Go on then... Give me your best My best? Get yer head down there, then "Is that an insult? | |||
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"lol... hit me!
No
chin wobbles....
*sighs*
Not fit to manage a whelk stall.
HAPPY NOW?!
Is that it? Pffft thats a proper wanky man response!
Not only dull herself but also a leading cause in the dullness of others." cheeky bighter I'll have you know.... *narrows eyes* this is a baiting thread isn't t?  | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk.
Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya
I know, I know, you'll be upset and tearful because us nasty scouser humiliated you; and you'll probably dream about seeking revenge by getting your fierce doggy to defecate in my letterbox instead of your mouth.
You'll have to work harder than that, madam.
Go'won... put your not inconsiderable weight in to it"So sad and repetitive But I shouldn't be to hard on you, it must be difficult to type with only one hand on the computer keyboard, so that your free hand can rotate between fondling your penis and putting your thumb up your anus. | |||
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"Go on then... Give me your best My best? Get yer head down there, then
Is that an insult? "That's not an insult, that's an invite. So long as you keep your mouth shut, stand in the corner and look mysterious, we'll get a long fine. | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk.
Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya
I know, I know, you'll be upset and tearful because us nasty scouser humiliated you; and you'll probably dream about seeking revenge by getting your fierce doggy to defecate in my letterbox instead of your mouth.
You'll have to work harder than that, madam.
Go'won... put your not inconsiderable weight in to it
So sad and repetitive But I shouldn't be to hard on you, it must be difficult to type with only one hand on the computer keyboard, so that your free hand can rotate between fondling your penis and putting your thumb up your anus. "Nice technique - you'll have to show me how to do it some time | |||
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"eh "You shouldn't be here. Out. | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk.
Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya
I know, I know, you'll be upset and tearful because us nasty scouser humiliated you; and you'll probably dream about seeking revenge by getting your fierce doggy to defecate in my letterbox instead of your mouth.
You'll have to work harder than that, madam.
Go'won... put your not inconsiderable weight in to it
So sad and repetitive But I shouldn't be to hard on you, it must be difficult to type with only one hand on the computer keyboard, so that your free hand can rotate between fondling your penis and putting your thumb up your anus.
Nice technique - you'll have to show me how to do it some time"I hope you didn't exhaust your last three brain cells thinking of that putdown. What's the matter? Did someone just beat you to the last can of discounted spam at the Asda? Still, as insults go, it's short and to the point - just like you and your forehead, you little butt-humping hermit. | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk.
Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya
I know, I know, you'll be upset and tearful because us nasty scouser humiliated you; and you'll probably dream about seeking revenge by getting your fierce doggy to defecate in my letterbox instead of your mouth.
You'll have to work harder than that, madam.
Go'won... put your not inconsiderable weight in to it
So sad and repetitive But I shouldn't be to hard on you, it must be difficult to type with only one hand on the computer keyboard, so that your free hand can rotate between fondling your penis and putting your thumb up your anus.
Nice technique - you'll have to show me how to do it some time
I hope you didn't exhaust your last three brain cells thinking of that putdown. What's the matter? Did someone just beat you to the last can of discounted spam at the Asda? Still, as insults go, it's short and to the point - just like you and your forehead, you little butt-humping hermit.
"*Yawns* Life's short - like your dick. No, life's a bitch - like you. Wotevva | |||
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"Must be dumb twats day in here, go fuck yer bums the lot of you! (I think most would enjoy that though)" LOOOOOOL | |||
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"PLEASE INSULT ME IT MAKES ME SO HARD" Now I'm disturbed | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk.
Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya
I know, I know, you'll be upset and tearful because us nasty scouser humiliated you; and you'll probably dream about seeking revenge by getting your fierce doggy to defecate in my letterbox instead of your mouth.
You'll have to work harder than that, madam.
Go'won... put your not inconsiderable weight in to it
So sad and repetitive But I shouldn't be to hard on you, it must be difficult to type with only one hand on the computer keyboard, so that your free hand can rotate between fondling your penis and putting your thumb up your anus.
Nice technique - you'll have to show me how to do it some time
I hope you didn't exhaust your last three brain cells thinking of that putdown. What's the matter? Did someone just beat you to the last can of discounted spam at the Asda? Still, as insults go, it's short and to the point - just like you and your forehead, you little butt-humping hermit.
*Yawns*
Life's short - like your dick.
No, life's a bitch - like you.
Wotevva"That's it !!!!! Yawn .....Why you submit yourself to such humiliation is beyond the grasp of all except fully-qualified mental health workers, Yes, it would be nice if you had any balls since they will never be used for anything else, but instead you feed your rich pink fantasy life here on Fab with a masterful command of two-syllable words and rehashed material and pretend to be some bizarre version of an Evil Powder Puff Girl. Go look at porn or try "ImAlotMoreSensitiveThanOtherBoys.com" | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk.
Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya
I know, I know, you'll be upset and tearful because us nasty scouser humiliated you; and you'll probably dream about seeking revenge by getting your fierce doggy to defecate in my letterbox instead of your mouth.
You'll have to work harder than that, madam.
Go'won... put your not inconsiderable weight in to it
So sad and repetitive But I shouldn't be to hard on you, it must be difficult to type with only one hand on the computer keyboard, so that your free hand can rotate between fondling your penis and putting your thumb up your anus.
Nice technique - you'll have to show me how to do it some time
I hope you didn't exhaust your last three brain cells thinking of that putdown. What's the matter? Did someone just beat you to the last can of discounted spam at the Asda? Still, as insults go, it's short and to the point - just like you and your forehead, you little butt-humping hermit.
*Yawns*
Life's short - like your dick.
No, life's a bitch - like you.
Wotevva
That's it !!!!! Yawn .....Why you submit yourself to such humiliation is beyond the grasp of all except fully-qualified mental health workers, Yes, it would be nice if you had any balls since they will never be used for anything else, but instead you feed your rich pink fantasy life here on Fab with a masterful command of two-syllable words and rehashed material and pretend to be some bizarre version of an Evil Powder Puff Girl. Go look at porn or try "ImAlotMoreSensitiveThanOtherBoys.com"
"Wot on earth are you even blathering about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ | |||
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"This is a very male orientated thread - I am making my womanly presence known. Be as shitty as ya like! I'm all for equal opps
Cursed Jezabel of England!
'Gets whip out' what else ya got?
Ok... you wanna play?
A sheep in sheep's clothing"Love to... You Sir, are an oxygen thief! | |||
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"If you're going to "try" to insult people on here then at least come up with something that is actually insulting and original,Just go and have a read though you're posts, you all sound like a f**ki*g pathetic retarded 13 year old pimple faced girl that has just mastered how to use Microsoft Word Doc and now she can't quit abusing the thesaurus. I mean, are you all total pricks,
Aww!
Bless!
Finally... a bit of spunk.
Now, hold still, I ain't finished fucking ya
I know, I know, you'll be upset and tearful because us nasty scouser humiliated you; and you'll probably dream about seeking revenge by getting your fierce doggy to defecate in my letterbox instead of your mouth.
You'll have to work harder than that, madam.
Go'won... put your not inconsiderable weight in to it
So sad and repetitive But I shouldn't be to hard on you, it must be difficult to type with only one hand on the computer keyboard, so that your free hand can rotate between fondling your penis and putting your thumb up your anus.
Nice technique - you'll have to show me how to do it some time
I hope you didn't exhaust your last three brain cells thinking of that putdown. What's the matter? Did someone just beat you to the last can of discounted spam at the Asda? Still, as insults go, it's short and to the point - just like you and your forehead, you little butt-humping hermit.
*Yawns*
Life's short - like your dick.
No, life's a bitch - like you.
Wotevva
That's it !!!!! Yawn .....Why you submit yourself to such humiliation is beyond the grasp of all except fully-qualified mental health workers, Yes, it would be nice if you had any balls since they will never be used for anything else, but instead you feed your rich pink fantasy life here on Fab with a masterful command of two-syllable words and rehashed material and pretend to be some bizarre version of an Evil Powder Puff Girl. Go look at porn or try "ImAlotMoreSensitiveThanOtherBoys.com"
Wot on earth are you even blathering about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ"I read about 5 of your smack talking, sh*t stained responses to peoples question and have come to the conclusion, you have the brains of a lemming. If you were any more snap witted and original you might be considered sharp as a marble. You may think you are clever and humorous when in fact your drivel is quite pathetic and really deserves your mouth slapped. If my life was as pathetic as yours, I would go to the nearest ocean and swim 50 feet offshore and take 3 deep breaths under water. | |||
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"Whats with the quote a mile long? Can't you dipshites write without copying everything! That comment was funny - like laughing at an arthritic geriatric trying to twist open the lid on her cardiac pills during a seizure. Didn't anyone inform you that the purpose of language is to articulate meaning, and not just to convey a general sense of nervous distress? it is apparent that your multitude of nefarious maladies are the result of a lesion on the ventromedical frontal cortex, resulting from the traumatic injury on your frontal lobe during your ill-fated attempt to skullf*ck yourself with a dildo attached to the end of a jackhammer. "Too long; didn't read | |||
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"Whats with the quote a mile long? Can't you dipshites write without copying everything! I know, right? Tedious or what? "There is nothing wrong with you that full acceptance of your dick-partial disposition will not correct, | |||
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"Whats with the quote a mile long? Can't you dipshites write without copying everything! That comment was funny - like laughing at an arthritic geriatric trying to twist open the lid on her cardiac pills during a seizure. Didn't anyone inform you that the purpose of language is to articulate meaning, and not just to convey a general sense of nervous distress? it is apparent that your multitude of nefarious maladies are the result of a lesion on the ventromedical frontal cortex, resulting from the traumatic injury on your frontal lobe during your ill-fated attempt to skullf*ck yourself with a dildo attached to the end of a jackhammer.
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"Whats with the quote a mile long? Can't you dipshites write without copying everything! That comment was funny - like laughing at an arthritic geriatric trying to twist open the lid on her cardiac pills during a seizure. Didn't anyone inform you that the purpose of language is to articulate meaning, and not just to convey a general sense of nervous distress? it is apparent that your multitude of nefarious maladies are the result of a lesion on the ventromedical frontal cortex, resulting from the traumatic injury on your frontal lobe during your ill-fated attempt to skullf*ck yourself with a dildo attached to the end of a jackhammer.
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"Liverpool.... full of benefits cheating scum. Oh wait, thats not an insult, its a true fact! "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? | |||
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"Did someone swallow a dictionary after sucking 20 cocks today! " In truth,to me all this is just another uninspiring game of Whack-A-'Turd. | |||
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"Did someone swallow a dictionary after sucking 20 cocks today! In truth,to me all this is just another uninspiring game of Whack-A-'Turd. "Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork. | |||
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"Liverpool.... full of benefits cheating scum. Oh wait, thats not an insult, its a true fact! "I'm just relieved that genetically-damaged backwater Basildon mutants interbreed and don't contaminate our gene pool. | |||
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"Did someone swallow a dictionary after sucking 20 cocks today! In truth,to me all this is just another uninspiring game of Whack-A-'Turd.
Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork."Your dad should have wiped you on the curtains | |||
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"Did someone swallow a dictionary after sucking 20 cocks today! In truth,to me all this is just another uninspiring game of Whack-A-'Turd.
Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork.
Your dad should have wiped you on the curtains"Loooool Some cause happiness wherever they go; you, whenever you go. | |||
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"Well this got weird. "Honestly, what were you expecting! | |||
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"Did someone swallow a dictionary after sucking 20 cocks today! In truth,to me all this is just another uninspiring game of Whack-A-'Turd.
Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork."Well, it looks like you blew your load in one feeble squirt there Tulip, why is it the best you can do is use dull-witted and unoriginal clichés ? Already, you've lost; and I've won
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"Did someone swallow a dictionary after sucking 20 cocks today! In truth,to me all this is just another uninspiring game of Whack-A-'Turd.
Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork.
Well, it looks like you blew your load in one feeble squirt there Tulip, why is it the best you can do is use dull-witted and unoriginal clichés ? Already, you've lost; and I've won
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"Tbf this is more entertaining that talking about the weekly shop or what clothes to wear. imo "Ah come on now Joe that was a low blow yano. | |||
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"Tbf this is more entertaining that talking about the weekly shop or what clothes to wear. imo
Ah come on now Joe that was a low blow yano. "*sniggers* | |||
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"Joe... Your parents were soo backward they went everywhere in reverse! "What is this? Yaw mamma? Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals." | |||
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"Hit me with it !! " Bit slow off the mark. This shit's been going for hours! Ok. You have Van Gogh's ear for music. | |||
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Been fun Joe, until next time! | |||
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"Haha
Gonna say bye bye before this thread gets closed for being too big (like my cock!)
Been fun Joe, until next time! "Piss off you cheap whore | |||
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"Can't you tell who the middle class teachers are on this thread. DiamondJoe- fucks like a girlie. " Meet me and find out. *smiles in a way that is not reassuring* | |||
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"Fuck you you fucking fuck! Arnie Predator ..." No, that's George Carlin... Ya wotless bumbaclot | |||
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"Can't you tell who the middle class teachers are on this thread. DiamondJoe- fucks like a girlie. Meet me and find out. *smiles in a way that is not reassuring*" I only meet hot men | |||
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"Can't you tell who the middle class teachers are on this thread. DiamondJoe- fucks like a girlie. Meet me and find out. *smiles in a way that is not reassuring* I only meet hot men "Meow! Let me help you out of your home and down the road to Specsavers so you can get some new glasses. | |||
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"Can't you tell who the middle class teachers are on this thread. DiamondJoe- fucks like a girlie. Meet me and find out. *smiles in a way that is not reassuring* I only meet hot men "As she lights a match and farts in the direction of the nearest male | |||
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"Can't you tell who the middle class teachers are on this thread. DiamondJoe- fucks like a girlie. Meet me and find out. *smiles in a way that is not reassuring* I only meet hot men
Meow!
Let me help you out of your home and down the road to Specsavers so you can get some new glasses.
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"if you want an argument, thats next door! this is insults you here? insults in here. monty python if your not sure of that." Meanwhile on planet Earth... | |||
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"Can't you tell who the middle class teachers are on this thread. DiamondJoe- fucks like a girlie. Meet me and find out. *smiles in a way that is not reassuring* I only meet hot men
Meow!
Let me help you out of your home and down the road to Specsavers so you can get some new glasses.
Why would I buy one on the internet. You are positively shit!"That doesn't even make sense. Take it away and bring it back when it does. | |||
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"Call yourself a post, I've seen more notches on a walking stick!" Ba-da-boom! *as gravel-voiced Northern comic* Ladies and gents, she's here all week... standing in a pile of her own shit | |||
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"Can't you tell who the middle class teachers are on this thread. DiamondJoe- fucks like a girlie. Meet me and find out. *smiles in a way that is not reassuring* I only meet hot men
Meow!
Let me help you out of your home and down the road to Specsavers so you can get some new glasses.
Why would I buy one on the internet. You are positively shit!
That doesn't even make sense.
Take it away and bring it back when it does. "Yes it does, anyway if it didn't it doesn't matter. You didn't say it had to make sense. | |||
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"Can't you tell who the middle class teachers are on this thread. DiamondJoe- fucks like a girlie. Meet me and find out. *smiles in a way that is not reassuring* I only meet hot men
Meow!
Let me help you out of your home and down the road to Specsavers so you can get some new glasses.
Why would I buy one on the internet. You are positively shit!
That doesn't even make sense.
Take it away and bring it back when it does.
Yes it does, anyway if it didn't it doesn't matter. You didn't say it had to make sense."*flicks bogies in to hotgeordiecple's hair* | |||
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"Well I should say - Call yourself mail, I bet you are just junk." You're simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up | |||
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"Can't you tell who the middle class teachers are on this thread. DiamondJoe- fucks like a girlie. Meet me and find out. *smiles in a way that is not reassuring* I only meet hot men
Meow!
Let me help you out of your home and down the road to Specsavers so you can get some new glasses.
Why would I buy one on the internet. You are positively shit!
That doesn't even make sense.
Take it away and bring it back when it does.
Yes it does, anyway if it didn't it doesn't matter. You didn't say it had to make sense.
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"a message from bernard manning; are you there mother? shut up ya fat lump and goto sleep!" Yo mama so fat that she gave Draclua diabetes | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
Hopefully he's tougher than Paul Clement!
I shouldn't insult being a baggies fan
You will neither see nor do any great thing"Neither will your mother | |||
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"FUCK OFF
Derby County are brilliant
*sends Johnny Russell to give you a Glasgow kiss
Hopefully he's tougher than Paul Clement!
I shouldn't insult being a baggies fan
You will neither see nor do any great thing
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"Any of you lot want the last word, eh do ya really, come and have a go then "No ta, you stick with it
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