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"Does ' He goes like a rabbit' mean you leave a trail of small brown balls on the grass ?"  | |||
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" "he is hung like an elephant and breathe through his ears...." "That's what id heard too...  | |||
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"timewaster...she actually showed up. I had planned to be pissed of enough to write a shitty pm, block her so she couldn't respond then come onto the forums and moan about it. Instead, I had to fuck her...what a waste of an afternoon!" | |||
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"timewaster...she actually showed up. I had planned to be pissed of enough to write a shitty pm, block her so she couldn't respond then come onto the forums and moan about it. Instead, I had to fuck her...what a waste of an afternoon!" | |||
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"Scottish eejit that never shuts up!! " You copy and pasted that from the one I sent you didn't you?  | |||
"Scottish eejit that never shuts up!! shurrup you - it's not true!!! You copy and pasted that from the one I sent you didn't you? " | |||
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"Been chatting to each other for months and finally decided to meet. Despite a slightly awkward moment where we realised we we the same person we spent several seconds together before a fond farewell. Hopefully we can meet without the straight jacket and nurses present next time. " that's no joke.... I read that one afore ye hid it!!! xx | |||
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However, getting them as a BOGOF was a great bonus!  | |||
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"She was only a dress maker’s daughter… but she had me in stitches, then stripped to my britches and played with my bobbins all night." Are you googling these Polo?! | |||
"She was only a dress maker’s daughter… but she had me in stitches, then stripped to my britches and played with my bobbins all night. Are you googling these Polo?!" How very dare you! | |||
"Wow what can I say! This guy is fucking odd! He was purple and furry and wouldn't remove his Fez during sex! He refused to make eye contact with me, claiming he didn't want his soul sucked from him by my stare. Also he made reference to his pocket fluff obsession on 5 separate occasions while penetrating me. Good packaging, item as described, highly recommended A++++++++ swinger." ...some bits missing. | |||
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" Are you googling these Polo?! How very dare you! "Google get these from Polo... The original... Who composed them in her youth...
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"Polo you're like our very own fabswingers Pam Ayres!" I am wondering how old Pammy is now and considering if I should be offended! | |||
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"Polo you're like our very own fabswingers Pam Ayres! I am wondering how old Pammy is now and considering if I should be offended!" Noooo I was more thinking of her in her pomp when she regularly appeared on The Two Ronnies and recited her hilarious dittys. I always thought I would love to have a look up that huge A-line green velvet dress. Maybe bend her over and do her while she poemed her ass off. | |||
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"As a face only his mother would love xxx" 'His' mother ? | |||
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"She was only a pie makers daughter... which explains why she took so much filling." Lol | |||
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"She was only a boxer's daughter... but she wasn't too keen on fisting." She's just an aerosol testers daughter but all the men like to see how she squirts. | |||
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"She was only the PC World Technician’s daughter… but she made me lose my hard drive, leaving me with a floppy and a nasty virus." Hey Pam x | |||
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"What ya want funky?" Nothing, just saying hello, haven't seen you all day | |||
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"Awwww he misses me." I know I do but one day I'll hit ya x | |||
"Awwww he misses me. I know I do but one day I'll hit ya x" Not if the red dot is on you first..... **heads back to my sniper spot** | |||
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