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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'll do my best to deliver an adequate response to your query

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Why are people so stupid?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

why do people think there better/cleverer than others?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Let me put it another way: has humanity a future?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Where are my email notifications telling me I have a PM going?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And where are my sox?

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Why use a non-divisible number for working out dimensions of a circle?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let me put it another way: has humanity a future?"

Are you an example of that future, or are we to take it you exclude yourself from the "stupid" and it's just the rest of us dumbasses in there?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Black slip on Loafers or a tan Brogue?

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By *aneandpaulCouple  over a year ago

cleveleys

Why does my husband like to watch me with others

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where are my email notifications telling me I have a PM going? "

Check your spam or your junk folder

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Black slip on Loafers or a tan Brogue? "

Depends what the occasion is. I need more intell

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let me put it another way: has humanity a future?"

In short; yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Black slip on Loafers or a tan Brogue?

Depends what the occasion is. I need more intell"

pairing with skinny blue jeans and possibly a sport coat..

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Does my nail polish colour make My bum look big in my jeans?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why is it only a fool can ask a question a wise man can't answer?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Black slip on Loafers or a tan Brogue?

Depends what the occasion is. I need more intell

pairing with skinny blue jeans and possibly a sport coat.."

Tough choice....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll do my best to deliver an adequate response to your query "
how long is a piece of string and do women actually meet on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Black slip on Loafers or a tan Brogue?

Depends what the occasion is. I need more intell

pairing with skinny blue jeans and possibly a sport coat.."

I'm stumped, I'd favour neither if pairing them with blue jeans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does my nail polish colour make My bum look big in my jeans?!?! "
your bum looks big on my jeans that's for sure x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Should I get dressed today and will my horse food order be ready to pick up soon ????

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Why use a non-divisible number for working out dimensions of a circle?"

because in time and space, a circle is only a 2d representation of part of a spiral which is 3d.

you are taught that a circle, is a basic shape, when in really it is not..as this is not a 2 dimensional reality..it is only like a photograph of something else.

you're welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Should I get dressed today and will my horse food order be ready to pick up soon ????"
tom are you really 5' nothing and Mrs Watson's naked mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's the point?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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misswatson stay where you are I'm on my way xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the point? "
no point nice arse are you in comp? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" misswatson stay where you are I'm on my way xxx "
can you pick up my horse food order on your way

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Where are my email notifications telling me I have a PM going?

Check your spam or your junk folder"

Nope... they aren't there either!

Am I suddenly going to get 900 emails and no PMs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This sentence is a lie......Am I telling the truth?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is the world going to end similar to terminator movies because of AI?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why use a non-divisible number for working out dimensions of a circle?

because in time and space, a circle is only a 2d representation of part of a spiral which is 3d.

you are taught that a circle, is a basic shape, when in really it is not..as this is not a 2 dimensional reality..it is only like a photograph of something else.

you're welcome xx"

A 3d spiral viewed from a 2d sperspective would be a single dot not a full circle ( the 3d path of the line would only intersect the 2d plane at one single point so would spear as a dot not even an arc)

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Why use a non-divisible number for working out dimensions of a circle?

because in time and space, a circle is only a 2d representation of part of a spiral which is 3d.

you are taught that a circle, is a basic shape, when in really it is not..as this is not a 2 dimensional reality..it is only like a photograph of something else.

you're welcome xx"

Okay then, not a circle a three dimensional sphere?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sphere would be seen as a circle in 2d space though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why have I got this green oozing spot on my Wilson?

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By *icky999Man  over a year ago

warrington

why is your avatar channing tattum?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is making me want to read flatlander again

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"A sphere would be seen as a circle in 2d space though"

What's space got to do with balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where are my email notifications telling me I have a PM going?

Check your spam or your junk folder

Nope... they aren't there either!

Am I suddenly going to get 900 emails and no PMs?

"

Have you deselected email notifications in account settings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is the world going to end similar to terminator movies because of AI?"

Some form of pathogen is the more likely event

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A sphere would be seen as a circle in 2d space though"

in infinity a sphere is representation of one whole sine wave movement in 3d...you got to calculate it in space /time not as an object in a void..so its still calculated with spiral mathematics... xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A sphere would be seen as a circle in 2d space though

in infinity a sphere is representation of one whole sine wave movement in 3d...you got to calculate it in space /time not as an object in a void..so its still calculated with spiral mathematics... xx"

This would've definitely been my reply...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why have I got this green oozing spot on my Wilson? "

Have you gone into a gang bang unbagged?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"what came first, the chicken or the egg? "

The reptile it evolved from

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A sphere would be seen as a circle in 2d space though

in infinity a sphere is representation of one whole sine wave movement in 3d...you got to calculate it in space /time not as an object in a void..so its still calculated with spiral mathematics... xx

This would've definitely been my reply..."

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smoked or unsmoked bacon?..just asking

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"what came first, the chicken or the egg? "
the chicken..it didnt have to come from an egg...it could have evolved some other way, in order to lay eggs..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do all the new students in Portsmouth look like they are 12 years old?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where is my missing shoe?

Stolen approximately 21 weeks ago by a weird thief.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smoked or unsmoked bacon?..just asking"

Smoked

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Smoked or unsmoked bacon?..just asking"

smoked...of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"what came first, the chicken or the egg? the chicken..it didnt have to come from an egg...it could have evolved some other way, in order to lay eggs.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where is my missing shoe?

Stolen approximately 21 weeks ago by a weird thief."

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" misswatson stay where you are I'm on my way xxx can you pick up my horse food order on your way "
of course I can darling won't be long ,hurry along jeeves

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why do all the new students in Portsmouth look like they are 12 years old?"

Do the influx of new students remain the same age or do we as non students merely get older?

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"A sphere would be seen as a circle in 2d space though

in infinity a sphere is representation of one whole sine wave movement in 3d...you got to calculate it in space /time not as an object in a void..so its still calculated with spiral mathematics... xx"

So a cylinder shape, such as a penis has to be calculated in time/space with a limitless number.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the point? no point nice arse are you in comp? X "

I did enter but no one voted for mine.

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Is the world going to end similar to terminator movies because of AI?

Some form of pathogen is the more likely event "

i believe its so that once developed, people look to the equal and opposite of that, which is personal self responsibility.. humans always want to know the full spectrum..i see this 'moron' phase, as kind of like the springboard into people dealing with the shit they've created..but they've got to go the full hog the other way in order to know the full horror of the other way.. all lessons are forced and evolution doesn't come for free..humans learn the hard way, because its got to effect the whole before there can be a mass change in consciousness..it has to be known, before they can drop it, for something else...

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By *ll 4 herCouple  over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

If it was possible and I was in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, if I turned the headlights on would they do anything?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do all the new students in Portsmouth look like they are 12 years old?

Do the influx of new students remain the same age or do we as non students merely get older?"

It's fair to say that the differential is greater with each passing year...

So, what you are saying is that it's because I'm old?

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A sphere would be seen as a circle in 2d space though

in infinity a sphere is representation of one whole sine wave movement in 3d...you got to calculate it in space /time not as an object in a void..so its still calculated with spiral mathematics... xx

So a cylinder shape, such as a penis has to be calculated in time/space with a limitless number. "

penis shape is based on spiral mathematics, yes, as is the angle of a womans vagina, the shape of her womb and the position in a spiral of her ovaries off of that.. where there is geometry there is matter.. and of course we all know men think their penis matters

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"What's the point? no point nice arse are you in comp? X

I did enter but no one voted for mine. "

Yet

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"A sphere would be seen as a circle in 2d space though

in infinity a sphere is representation of one whole sine wave movement in 3d...you got to calculate it in space /time not as an object in a void..so its still calculated with spiral mathematics... xx

So a cylinder shape, such as a penis has to be calculated in time/space with a limitless number.

penis shape is based on spiral mathematics, yes, as is the angle of a womans vagina, the shape of her womb and the position in a spiral of her ovaries off of that.. where there is geometry there is matter.. and of course we all know men think their penis matters "

Shame some women don't, in spiral terms that is.

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By *icky999Man  over a year ago

warrington

should I have a wank or post a meet?

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A sphere would be seen as a circle in 2d space though

in infinity a sphere is representation of one whole sine wave movement in 3d...you got to calculate it in space /time not as an object in a void..so its still calculated with spiral mathematics... xx

So a cylinder shape, such as a penis has to be calculated in time/space with a limitless number.

penis shape is based on spiral mathematics, yes, as is the angle of a womans vagina, the shape of her womb and the position in a spiral of her ovaries off of that.. where there is geometry there is matter.. and of course we all know men think their penis matters

Shame some women don't, in spiral terms that is. "

i think the whole package of a mans body is beautiful, spiral terms or otherwise x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the point? no point nice arse are you in comp? X

I did enter but no one voted for mine.

Yet "

I did didn't I ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the point? no point nice arse are you in comp? X

I did enter but no one voted for mine.

Yet I did didn't I ? Xx "

awww she must have pulled the threads can't see them x

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

From my spiral aspect (angle between two astronomical objects) I would say the same about a woman.

Now spiral dynamics from a Clare Graves perspective....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't like BBQ flavour, what can I use for my pulled pork instead?

Where do all of the odd socks go? Apart from the ones that my dog eats obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's worse being attacked by a herd of pig's or a herd of cattle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's worse being attacked by a herd of pig's or a herd of cattle? "

Pigs as they're more likely to eat you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"should I have a wank or post a meet?"

Wank then see if you're still up for a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't like BBQ flavour, what can I use for my pulled pork instead?

Where do all of the odd socks go? Apart from the ones that my dog eats obviously!"

Tabasco

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"From my spiral aspect (angle between two astronomical objects) I would say the same about a woman.

Now spiral dynamics from a Clare Graves perspective...."

always been able to 'see' the fabric reality of the universe.. to me its obvious xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brogues it is...

Now, should I have beans on top or to the side of my steak pie?

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I don't like BBQ flavour, what can I use for my pulled pork instead?

Where do all of the odd socks go? Apart from the ones that my dog eats obviously!

Tabasco

"

honey and mustard?

apple and nutmeg?

lemon and thyme?

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"From my spiral aspect (angle between two astronomical objects) I would say the same about a woman.

Now spiral dynamics from a Clare Graves perspective....

always been able to 'see' the fabric reality of the universe.. to me its obvious xx"

Always been the more 'touch' type person myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you think companies deliberately prey on people's insecurities to make them buy their products or are they cashing in on a market that we have made a demand for by being vain?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't like BBQ flavour, what can I use for my pulled pork instead?

Where do all of the odd socks go? Apart from the ones that my dog eats obviously!

Tabasco

honey and mustard?

apple and nutmeg?

lemon and thyme?"

Mustard is appealing but not honey. Tabasco too....I'm off to create, thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't like BBQ flavour, what can I use for my pulled pork instead?

Where do all of the odd socks go? Apart from the ones that my dog eats obviously!"

May I suggest maple syrup,cinnamon and a pinch of chilli

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

[Removed by poster at 17/09/15 12:24:23]

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"From my spiral aspect (angle between two astronomical objects) I would say the same about a woman.

Now spiral dynamics from a Clare Graves perspective....

always been able to 'see' the fabric reality of the universe.. to me its obvious xx

Always been the more 'touch' type person myself. "

both together, being able to see the essence of someone, and engage with that, with touch, is indeed magic..xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't like BBQ flavour, what can I use for my pulled pork instead?

Where do all of the odd socks go? Apart from the ones that my dog eats obviously!

May I suggest maple syrup,cinnamon and a pinch of chilli "

I'm not sure about the syrup but I like the cinnamon and chilli idea, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"should I have a wank or post a meet?"

Deffo a wank...That's a dead cert!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why use a non-divisible number for working out dimensions of a circle?"

It must just all be pi in the sky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sentence is a lie......Am I telling the truth?"

No, you've simply made a false statement. It's not possible to make that statement and be correct.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't like BBQ flavour, what can I use for my pulled pork instead?

Where do all of the odd socks go? Apart from the ones that my dog eats obviously!

May I suggest maple syrup,cinnamon and a pinch of chilli

I'm not sure about the syrup but I like the cinnamon and chilli idea, thanks!"

The syrup makes it sticky like bbq sauce

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/09/15 12:45:12]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't like BBQ flavour, what can I use for my pulled pork instead?

Where do all of the odd socks go? Apart from the ones that my dog eats obviously!

Tabasco

"

Nandos peri peri sauce

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who has taken our mojo ?

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Why do I still have a teenagers bedroom at my age?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Where are my email notifications telling me I have a PM going?

Check your spam or your junk folder

Nope... they aren't there either!

Am I suddenly going to get 900 emails and no PMs?

Have you deselected email notifications in account settings?"

Nope... still switched on... I fear some other poor sucker is getting them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"should I have a wank or post a meet?

Wank then see if you're still up for a meet"

I wish more guys would take this advice

-Courtney

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"From my spiral aspect (angle between two astronomical objects) I would say the same about a woman.

Now spiral dynamics from a Clare Graves perspective....

always been able to 'see' the fabric reality of the universe.. to me its obvious xx

Always been the more 'touch' type person myself.

both together, being able to see the essence of someone, and engage with that, with touch, is indeed magic..xx"

Holistic approach works for me........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't like BBQ flavour, what can I use for my pulled pork instead?

Where do all of the odd socks go? Apart from the ones that my dog eats obviously!

Tabasco

Nandos peri peri sauce "

Another good idea! This will be a mega spice combo!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

What degree from your body vertically does your cock get to?

Why do clouds tops have horizontal limits?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do people ignore me?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did anyone hear something then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sentence is a lie......Am I telling the truth?

No, you've simply made a false statement. It's not possible to make that statement and be correct. "

I am clearly stating this sentence is a lie, nothing false in that, the question was "Am I telling the truth in telling a lie? That's the question you cant answer.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

When Mr N dropped the lid of his yogurt yesterday the sticky side landed on the floor, why oh why does that happen?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why use a non-divisible number for working out dimensions of a circle?"

this does not make sense.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why use html5 and css3 in place of jquery?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Should I masterbate on the balcony?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why are pizzas round? And why are they delivered in square boxes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Should I masterbate on the balcony?"

Only if I'm watching

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When Mr N dropped the lid of his yogurt yesterday the sticky side landed on the floor, why oh why does that happen?"

The sticky side is heavier and is the less stable side in regards to its centre of gravity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did anyone hear something then? "

Someone is asking for a smack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would it be ok to put my pyjamas on now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How long until my eye feels better? I scratched it this morning and it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it possible to have a gang bang in a shed?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it possible to have a gang bang in a shed?"

Only with the door open

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Should I take a new job, on a 12 month contract, with higher pay, or stay where I am in a permanent contract ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why are people answering questions on behalf of the OP?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Is it possible to have a gang bang in a shed?"

would that be a 'one man' gang bang..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Among these Syrian refugees coming into Europe , do we have terrorists who will one day bomb us?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it possible to have a gang bang in a shed?

would that be a 'one man' gang bang..?"

I can't answer, don't want to make the op superfluous.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it possible to have a gang bang in a shed?

would that be a 'one man' gang bang..?

I can't answer, don't want to make the op superfluous. "

But yes.

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln

What's the likelihood I'll have a meet this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it possible to have a gang bang in a shed?"

Yes I've actually witnessed one

Although it was a gay circle jerk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Among these Syrian refugees coming into Europe , do we have terrorists who will one day bomb us?"

I'd say terrorists who were likely to bomb us are already here as UK nationals

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Should I take a new job, on a 12 month contract, with higher pay, or stay where I am in a permanent contract ? "

Personally I'd rinse the cash for a year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why did you get everyone to put their faith in in you then let them down, then disappear into the ether??

WHY DAMN YOU!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's the likelihood I'll have a meet this weekend? "

High

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do you look like Jack Wiltshire?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What has four in the beginning, two in the middle and three at the end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why do you look like Jack Wiltshire?"

I would disagree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll do my best to deliver an adequate response to your query "

Can you fit an egg up your arse without cracking the shell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What has four in the beginning, two in the middle and three at the end? "

Human centipede

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Do men find short women attractive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll do my best to deliver an adequate response to your query

Can you fit an egg up your arse without cracking the shell? "

Gimme 10 minutes and I'll tell you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll do my best to deliver an adequate response to your query "

I tend to just ask Cortana, how does your service differ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll do my best to deliver an adequate response to your query

I tend to just ask Cortana, how does your service differ?"

Mine comes with a hint of veiled cynicism

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you the baby jesus?

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"What's the likelihood I'll have a meet this weekend?

High"

really? are you in Lincoln?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What has four in the beginning, two in the middle and three at the end?

Human centipede "

Wrong it's the number 423

So you're not the baby jesus then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm to tight to pay for Bt sport do you have any good links

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is Granny's curtain pole still fixed to the wall and holding up her curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do fly faster when they fart?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't people more happy?

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By *ighting17thMan  over a year ago

Bodmin

How come snails and slugs can live in SALT water ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who'd win in a fight between a Bison and a Hippopotamus?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Did anyone hear something then?

Someone is asking for a smack "

That gave me a much needed smile.

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