Lost in the bed

By *kdread OP Man over a year ago

derby

i've lost my tv remote in the bed can anyone tell me where it is????

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Under your cock obviously !

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And yes I HAVE just read the other thread :P

By *kdread OP Man over a year ago

derby

then you'd know my remote would have to be tiny to fit under my cock

By *arnaclebillMan over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"then you'd know my remote would have to be tiny to fit under my cock

Maybe you were speaking when you should have been listening, and someone shoved it where the sun don't shine

By *kdread OP Man over a year ago

derby

nope found it .....phew for a minute thought you was right Bill.....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was it under the hoover ?