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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're both about 7.
Sadly I'm measured on the Beaufort Scale (after those beans for dinner) whereas Mrs ddc is measured on the Richter Scale (well, she makes the earth move for me)
Mr ddc"
Jesus man, there are kinder ways to hint to the wife you think she should lose a few pounds that that! 
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Mr ddc
Jesus man, there are kinder ways to hint to the wife you think she should lose a few pounds that that!
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Oi! I didn't say she scored a 7 on gravitational pull!
You're gonna be in trouble once she's out the shower...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna go with a 6
You're bloody not a 6, more like a 9.
Agree. On looks definately not a 6.."
Ok 7 then ! And that's because I'm a bloody nice bloke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to think I'm a jolly decent chap with a spiffing outlook upon life. I don't have looks that break mirrors or scare small children. I'm may be round but I'm the fittest fat bloke I know  . I manage to raise a titter amongst my friends and some of you good for here. Where this puts on a mythical scale I have no, I like me. I'm a good egg.
Peace
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an asshole. A totally awesome asshole.
So rate myself a 9.5/10 (I knocked .5 off because I only own 1 pair of shoes)
1 pair????"
And I've only worn them twice!
I do own many pairs of Adidas Samba though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect
Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to "
you do look gorgeous to me I would give you a 10 Mary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an asshole. A totally awesome asshole.
So rate myself a 9.5/10 (I knocked .5 off because I only own 1 pair of shoes)
1 pair????
And I've only worn them twice!
I do own many pairs of Adidas Samba though... "
That clrifys it haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect
Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to you do look gorgeous to me I would give you a 10 Mary "
Mary? haha but thanks ive clearly never shared my facepic with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect
Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to you do look gorgeous to me I would give you a 10 Mary
Mary? haha but thanks ive clearly never shared my facepic with you "
We've seen it Mary and once we got over the shock............... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd give myself one!  Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x
I was doing a funny!! 
Self esteem is all good here... I think! "
hey that's good then can I ask is that pic your breast with a hat on ? X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect
Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to "
Ok ok what does petonality mean or is it autocarrot lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect
Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to
Ok ok what does petonality mean or is it autocarrot lol "
Thats why i knocked it down to 9 it was auto carrot |
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Oddly enough I started a game of Top Trumps on the last site I was on, shortly before I was *ehem* kicked out...
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* Troll strength
* Pulling power
* Slutometer
* Special Power
* Gucci Glam |
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"I'd give myself one! Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x
I was doing a funny!!
Self esteem is all good here... I think!
hey that's good then can I ask is that pic your breast with a hat on ? X "
Yes indeed... it's my left breast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd give myself one! Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x
I was doing a funny!!
Self esteem is all good here... I think!
hey that's good then can I ask is that pic your breast with a hat on ? X
Yes indeed... it's my left breast. "
From the hat and mustache I'd have thought it was more of a right breast :p |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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How I find rating works is:
Opening message received: You are totally gorgeous and sexy - rating 10
Message received after my reply saying they are lovely, but live far enough away that a passport and packed lunch is needed: you are a minger anyway, with a face like Les Dawson chewing Dick Emery - rating 8
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"I'd give myself one! Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x
I was doing a funny!!
Self esteem is all good here... I think!
hey that's good then can I ask is that pic your breast with a hat on ? X
Yes indeed... it's my left breast.
From the hat and mustache I'd have thought it was more of a right breast :p"
Nope... definitely the left. The eyes are still there!  |
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