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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My profile sucks. My pictures are shit and I'm brilliant at copying and pasting messages. So why can't I get a meet?

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

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Because your cock is the same size as a remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try googly...........oh shit, you've already tried that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try googly...........oh shit, you've already tried that

I prefer yahoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Because your cock is the same size as a remote "

You should see where I put the batteries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My opinion is there are too many cock pics and not enough classier seductive ones.. have some that's leaves things to the imagination .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't copy and paste messages...

Be original...

If you have to quote something, quote off the profile you lust after, it shows you've read it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My opinion is there are too many cock pics and not enough classier seductive ones.. have some that's leaves things to the imagination . "

This too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My opinion is there are too many cock pics and not enough classier seductive ones.. have some that's leaves things to the imagination . "

Erm lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My profile sucks. My pictures are shit and I'm brilliant at copying and pasting messages. So why can't I get a meet?"

Personally I say carry on copying and pasting messages. I honest don't get why a simple hello, dick pic and face isn't good enough. If she ain't feeling you, I'm sure the next one will. Don't over sell yourself for just sex and light banter...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You guys do realise I'm taking the piss right. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need patience lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My opinion is you need to cut back on the 'fancy a fuck' messages OP!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You guys do realise I'm taking the piss right. Lol"

*smiles wryly*

Apparently some don't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My opinion is you need to cut back on the 'fancy a fuck' messages OP! "

Haha. But they're so successful

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

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And cut back on fuck me tonight messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The surprise bumhole pics in private messages aren't a winner either

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And cut back on fuck me tonight messages "

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The surprise bumhole pics in private messages aren't a winner either

That was a verification picture submission to prove I'm an arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love copy & paste messages, especially when they leave someone else's name in the message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on guys he is hardly serious. Op a lack of minion pics places you out of my desire circle, sort it sunshine

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

From the sounds of most threads just carry a shit loads of haribo's lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I love copy & paste messages, especially when they leave someone else's name in the message

Especially when it was originally addressed to a couple... I know my tummy is a bit pudgey but I haven't suddenly morphed into two people, one of whom has a penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"From the sounds of most threads just carry a shit loads of haribo's lol "

I've run out of popcorn and someone's nicked my tin hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The surprise bumhole pics in private messages aren't a winner either

That was a verification picture submission to prove I'm an arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love copy & paste messages, especially when they leave someone else's name in the message

Especially when it was originally addressed to a couple... I know my tummy is a bit pudgey but I haven't suddenly morphed into two people, one of whom has a penis!

Oh shit. I got that wrong. Sorry, you're not my type

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I love copy & paste messages, especially when they leave someone else's name in the message

Especially when it was originally addressed to a couple... I know my tummy is a bit pudgey but I haven't suddenly morphed into two people, one of whom has a penis!

Oh shit. I got that wrong. Sorry, you're not my type

You want a penis?

*looks out strapon*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because your cock is the same size as a remote

You should see where I put the batteries "

Pmsl good come back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love copy & paste messages, especially when they leave someone else's name in the message

Especially when it was originally addressed to a couple... I know my tummy is a bit pudgey but I haven't suddenly morphed into two people, one of whom has a penis!

Oh shit. I got that wrong. Sorry, you're not my type

You want a penis?

*looks out strapon*"

Yeah. Ever since I misunderstood what pegging was when I was hanging up the washing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love copy & paste messages, especially when they leave someone else's name in the message

The ones that start 'hi couple'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to steal somebody good looking pics and pass them off as your own, that should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love copy & paste messages, especially when they leave someone else's name in the message

My favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a good giggle at this post.. cheers OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to steal somebody good looking pics and pass them off as your own, that should do the trick"

Yeah I found most of my pics using Google reverse image. But as they were on the forth page. I figured people wouldn't give up

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