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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.
And men please no blue steel or magnum.
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
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Did mention it to one lady locally who, were it not for her liking for duck-face selfies would take a very nice picture. She appeared genuinely surprised about it and also a bit taken,aback when I told her just how naturally nice she was. Further pics have borne out the truth of this.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heheh trout pouts look so silly! 1 step from calling people bae and having fake bakes .. clearly all too fashionable and cool for retro shabby chic moi! x  "
I rather like your retro shabby chic bum! |
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If they want to pout let them pout, I'm not keen on women who have Scouse brows but if it's floating their boat I just let them get on with it...I can't pout to save my life I end up looking constipated |
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It's not pouting, it's the permanent result when you suck like a Dyson.
There's a whole Cosmetic Surgery live tv show on soon, just for fab users, trying to correct the look to better resemble the vacuum attachments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.
And men please no blue steel or magnum.
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You've just disarmed my entire armoury...
Fortunately I still have this bottle of 'Sex Panther'...by Odeon.....
(Splashes a little on)
60% of the time it works all the time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanted to message a girl I work with and ask her to stop. She's 18, stunning, and ruining all her photos by doing a stupid face!
That was the moment I realised that I'm old  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.
And men please no blue steel or magnum.
You've just disarmed my entire armoury...
Fortunately I still have this bottle of 'Sex Panther'...by Odeon.....
(Splashes a little on)
60% of the time it works all the time "
That doesn't make any sense, I'll be honest that smells like pure gasoline..... |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.
And men please no blue steel or magnum.
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Blue steel or magnum?...
.. um help out an idiot with translation, anyone... please?
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.
And men please no blue steel or magnum.
Blue steel or magnum?...
.. um help out an idiot with translation, anyone... please?
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The film Zoolander. It's his signature model look. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.
And men please no blue steel or magnum.
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That made me laugh. Very true though. Some look 'aflicted'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have yet to master it. Plus it makes my lips look really old and the rest of my face look like a petulant teenager. How is it actually done?! I must be missing something, surely."
How to do duck face:
Best done early in the morning or following a large meal when dying for a large shit. Can also work when constipated. Hold camera as high as arm will allow. If short armed, use a tall friend or selfie stick. Turn head at unnatural angle toward camera. May need to break neck or spine to achieve this. Clench butt cheeks hard and push lips out from face to almost touch camera lens. May need to superglue lips to camera lens to achieve this. Click camera. Admire work and repeat several thousand times until iconic duck face is achieved. Post on Fab. When finished, retire to loo for much anticipated shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slightly off topic, but I saw this profile on another site.
Female with one pic, a headshot.
The shoulders were straight on, like normal, but the head was rotated 60 degrees + chin up 45 degrees. Neck looked like the long tube on a Hoover- all stretched.
Strange |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.
And men please no blue steel or magnum.
You've just disarmed my entire armoury...
Fortunately I still have this bottle of 'Sex Panther'...by Odeon.....
(Splashes a little on)
60% of the time it works all the time
That doesn't make any sense, I'll be honest that smells like pure gasoline....."
That.. Is the sweet smell of desire m'lady |
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