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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When i was a teenager my friends and i tried to make up funny ways of asking girls to have sex,can only remember a few,see if you can better them.

1.Hiya luv can i put my bookmark in your centre pages?

2.Can i mow your lawn for you?

3.Can i put my plug in your socket?

4.Can i put my sword in your sheath?

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

gees ma hole..

I was a romantic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bumping uglies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

i've heard sex between two men being described as - uphill gardening.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"can i put my purple porsche in your parking bay!

"jump your bones"

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