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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Over the time I've been here I've met many women and some couples, none of which I've regretted, and I've always learned something. One thing I've learned is women like to proclaim they give an amazing blowjob, and frankly - that's not always the case. So - as a public service I'm proposing a blow job workshop whereby women and couples can sign up and share techniques and aim to reach a higher level (attendance will be rewarded with a certificate). The cost of this workshop is just £99 payable via PayPal and refreshments will be provided (mainly vol au vents). For those succeeding in attaining this valued qualification there will be a further course "Prostate and Prostrate, and why we need to know the difference".
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"I'd rather you did a kissing workshop... I'm betting there are more terrible kissers than there are bad blow jobbers.  "
I am happy to attend this. I am a great kisser  but you never know it all.
Then maybe become a tutor at the next one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd rather you did a kissing workshop... I'm betting there are more terrible kissers than there are bad blow jobbers. "
O god, yes!! For men and women.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A selfless act im sure the 99 doesnt come close to covering your costs.
I think you should film said workshop and make more moola from the dvd.
We need a better name for it though to attract a decerning clientele...
Blowjobs from start to finish
Dont blow suck and go
Suck em dry keep em high
Just a few suggestions |
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"A selfless act im sure the 99 doesnt come close to covering your costs.
I think you should film said workshop and make more moola from the dvd.
We need a better name for it though to attract a decerning clientele...
Blowjobs from start to finish
Dont blow suck and go
Suck em dry keep em high
Just a few suggestions "
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"Over the time I've been here I've met many women and some couples, none of which I've regretted, and I've always learned something. One thing I've learned is women like to proclaim they give an amazing blowjob, and frankly - that's not always the case. So - as a public service I'm proposing a blow job workshop whereby women and couples can sign up and share techniques and aim to reach a higher level (attendance will be rewarded with a certificate). The cost of this workshop is just £99 payable via PayPal and refreshments will be provided (mainly vol au vents). For those succeeding in attaining this valued qualification there will be a further course "Prostate and Prostrate, and why we need to know the difference".
You're welcome!"
Maybe do what so many women on here have...get sponsorship by Dyson |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll do some videos for free.
I'll watch them fir free
Wonder if i can put them on youtube?"
Creative commons license or full copyright? Im thinking share and care its a service to the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll do some videos for free.
I'll watch them fir free
Wonder if i can put them on youtube?
Creative commons license or full copyright? Im thinking share and care its a service to the world "
Ooh idk about that stuff. I do know some of my videos are already banned in germany but that's about it. I'll put them somewhere else, don't want my account deleting.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll do some videos for free.
I'll watch them fir free
Wonder if i can put them on youtube?
Creative commons license or full copyright? Im thinking share and care its a service to the world
Ooh idk about that stuff. I do know some of my videos are already banned in germany but that's about it. I'll put them somewhere else, don't want my account deleting. "
Haha as a trained director i will advise you no worries |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Maybe do what so many women on here have...get sponsorship by Dyson
You mean your not sponsored by duracell? 
I am sponsored by British Nuclear Power...I was referring to the ladies of course.  "
nuclear
Im looking for more of a supermarket branded battery type of guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do some videos for free.
I'll watch them fir free
Wonder if i can put them on youtube?
Good luck with that lol"
Yeah i changed my mind. Well i know what i'm doing later anyway... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a course for men on how to perform cunnilingus too?"
Later in the year there will be a one to one workshop entitled "Just have a 68 and owe her one"...where cunnilingus will be discussed for a minute or two. From my discussion with men, there seems to be no issue with their expertise in this field. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a course for men on how to perform cunnilingus too?
Later in the year there will be a one to one workshop entitled "Just have a 68 and owe her one"...where cunnilingus will be discussed for a minute or two. From my discussion with men, there seems to be no issue with their expertise in this field."
Quite right all men are perfect |
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"Is there a course for men on how to perform cunnilingus too?
Later in the year there will be a one to one workshop entitled "Just have a 68 and owe her one"...where cunnilingus will be discussed for a minute or two. From my discussion with men, there seems to be no issue with their expertise in this field.
Quite right all men are perfect "
We obviously haven't met.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol I actually once attended a blow job workshop (as press). It was great fun lol got taught how to suppress my gag reflex lol"
Ah, the old clenching the left hand into a fist trick... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll do some videos for free.
I'll watch them fir free
Wonder if i can put them on youtube?
Good luck with that lol
Yeah i changed my mind. Well i know what i'm doing later anyway..."
Can't wait lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol I actually once attended a blow job workshop (as press). It was great fun lol got taught how to suppress my gag reflex lol
Ah, the old clenching the left hand into a fist trick..."
Lol I don't know that trick. It was more exercises to relax my throat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A selfless act im sure the 99 doesnt come close to covering your costs.
I think you should film said workshop and make more moola from the dvd.
We need a better name for it though to attract a decerning clientele...
Blowjobs from start to finish
Dont blow suck and go
Suck em dry keep em high
Just a few suggestions "
From flop to pop in 5 minutes, the how to video |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im more than willing to sign up for the cunninglius course if any men out there need practice you know, just pay me in sausage rolls
"Sausage Rolls"?
Is that a euphemism?  "
Might be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love giving blow jobs. I'm drawn to a cock like a magnet to a fridge "
We are seeking trainers who specifically reference their cock sucking skills to kitchen based appliances - please PM me for details of my get rich quick, blow job instruction scheme! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best tip I can give a man is to always tell women he's never cum from a blow job, everybody loves a challenge. "
I've never cum from a ....oh, never mind, you don;t believe me do you!!! |
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