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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'
Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?
And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends.
What's the prize."
Participation is the prize, your chance to swim with billions of tiny personalities.
Supposed to do wonders for your skin you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also, as much as I 'like' cum, I would not describe it as exciting.
Going on holiday is exciting.
Going to bed on Christmas eve us exciting.
Swimming in cum, not so much.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends.
What's the prize.
Participation is the prize, your chance to swim with billions of tiny personalities.
Supposed to do wonders for your skin you know."
Halloween is coming.... bobbing apples anyone??  |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"Also, as much as I 'like' cum, I would not describe it as exciting.
Going on holiday is exciting.
Going to bed on Christmas eve us exciting.
Swimming in cum, not so much.
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Imagine the smell  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also, as much as I 'like' cum, I would not describe it as exciting.
Going on holiday is exciting.
Going to bed on Christmas eve us exciting.
Swimming in cum, not so much.
Imagine the smell "
Wear a scuba mask, but be careful with the snorkel otherwise you'll have one HELL of a bukkake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op- who are the people that would love to swim in a pool full of cum? and more importantly why are you interested in them?
I suggest you take a ponderous walk to the fucking seabed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op- who are the people that would love to swim in a pool full of cum? and more importantly why are you interested in them?
I suggest you take a ponderous walk to the fucking seabed "
I thought up the thread after a post I made on the 'sex degrees of separation one' - suggesting that I should drown myself was rather distasteful don't you think? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't believe no one has made a gag about this being a gene pool yet, and who is at the shallow end "
Gene Genie, she swims on her back, Gene Genie, has spunk in her crack... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum "
Maybe OP owns a whale and overrun with the stuff, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum "
Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum
Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles "
Or a few men frantically wanking for 100 million years, and I suspect by that time it would be well past the use by date.,m |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum
Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles
Or a few men frantically wanking for 100 million years, and I suspect by that time it would be well past the use by date.,m"
I'm sure after 100 million years they wouldn't have any cocks left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous."
I had exactly the same thought, save for being able to run across it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum
Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles
Or a few men frantically wanking for 100 million years, and I suspect by that time it would be well past the use by date.,m
I'm sure after 100 million years they wouldn't have any cocks left."
2 to 5 million sperm per ejaculate , that's a of miracles, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe no one has made a gag about this being a gene pool yet, and who is at the shallow end
is that the shallow end or the swallow end ,,,,, "
Shallow end of the gene pool? No?
As in the missing link?
*Gets coat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous."
I'd be worried about being sucked under |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous.
I'd be worried about being sucked under "
There's that many women on here who suck like a Dyson they'd have you out in no time.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op- who are the people that would love to swim in a pool full of cum? and more importantly why are you interested in them?
I suggest you take a ponderous walk to the fucking seabed
I thought up the thread after a post I made on the 'sex degrees of separation one' - suggesting that I should drown myself was rather distasteful don't you think?"
Only if you're Michael barrymore. Hang on swimming pool full of spunk? Are you Michael barrymore?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous.
I'd be worried about being sucked under
There's that many women on here who suck like a Dyson they'd have you out in no time.
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I'd end up in someone's bucket fanny  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
first thought was where you gonna get all the men from, to agree to turn up at a certain time
and a certain place to do this?
and then wonder why they actually would.
and whether anyone organising it, would complain about time wasters, on a thread, for not being able to get the meets..lol
and the answer is....no thanks.
even the spunk wrestling doesn't appeal  |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"first thought was where you gonna get all the men from, to agree to turn up at a certain time
and a certain place to do this?
and then wonder why they actually would.
and whether anyone organising it, would complain about time wasters, on a thread, for not being able to get the meets..lol
and the answer is....no thanks.
even the spunk wrestling doesn't appeal "
It would probably all split/separate |
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"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum
Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles "
You've probably been a bit liberal with your average ejaculate.
Get hawking onto this, he'll have the answer and he'll know if it could escape a black hole. |
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"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum
Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles "
so this thread is essentially bollocks then..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum
Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles
so this thread is essentially bollocks then.. "
does this take into account repeaters  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum
Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles
You've probably been a bit liberal with your average ejaculate.
Get hawking onto this, he'll have the answer and he'll know if it could escape a black hole."
I probably have been, but the only way to know for sure is to make a cube and wank into it.
It'd be a bit like Blue Peter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'
Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?
And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free. "
Would you swim in a pool of lady liquid ? Lol  |
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"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'
Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?
And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free. "
I'm not gonna bother to read the thread, it's just vile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'
Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?
And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free.
I'm not gonna bother to read the thread, it's just vile"
Jesus God it must be bad  |
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"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'
Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?
And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free.
I'm not gonna bother to read the thread, it's just vile
Jesus God it must be bad "
I know, right?
Even *I* have some standards |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'
Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?
And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free.
I'm not gonna bother to read the thread, it's just vile
Jesus God it must be bad "  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well when i saw this headline i was fantasizing about all sorts, yeah i'd love to give it a try.
Wondering if it's even possible to swim in it though?"
Well, the sperm do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well when i saw this headline i was fantasizing about all sorts, yeah i'd love to give it a try.
Wondering if it's even possible to swim in it though?
Well, the sperm do!"
They're tiny though, and streamlined with a tail. I can wade though, and got zoodles to keep me afloat. |
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