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Not sure what program this used to be on... I've recently started to write down the things mine come out with, they are pure gold.
Heres my favourites...
"Dont worry mummy, you can look after yourself"
After watching horrible histories...
"If you ever lose your hammer just dress up as a woman and get it back. No worries!"
What funny things do your kids say? |
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"Keeping a book of sayings is a great idea.
Or have a jar with happy memories in. Open it on New Year's Eve and it's a brilliant review of the year.  "
I love that its something i used to suggest to suggest on my confidence courses but never did myself. I think i might start  |
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When my daughter was five she overheard me and her mum discussing a neighbour, mrs Moroney, who had lost her son. Very sad
Next day in the post office my daughter walks up to the neighbour and says "hello mrs Moroney, have you found your son yet?"
Suddenly the book of stamps wasn't quite so important and my daughter had a lollypop swiftly stuck in her mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure what program this used to be on... I've recently started to write down the things mine come out with, they are pure gold.
Heres my favourites...
"Dont worry mummy, you can look after yourself"
After watching horrible histories...
"If you ever lose your hammer just dress up as a woman and get it back. No worries!"
What funny things do your kids say?"
My son asked me if I was a kid in victorian days after watching horrible history  |
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'Mum what's prostitute cancer?'
Meant prostate cancer
And announced 'I know everything there is to know about sexual interchange'
'Shut the fridge. ..it will go cold' |
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"Keeping a book of sayings is a great idea.
Or have a jar with happy memories in. Open it on New Year's Eve and it's a brilliant review of the year. "
when my youngest was 6 she said to me can we get a cat dad,I said no honey bunch mums allergic to cats so she said when mum dies can we get a cat x  |
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"'Mum what's prostitute cancer?'
Meant prostate cancer
And announced 'I know everything there is to know about sexual interchange'
'Shut the fridge. ..it will go cold'"
pmsl the second is my fave |
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"Keeping a book of sayings is a great idea.
Or have a jar with happy memories in. Open it on New Year's Eve and it's a brilliant review of the year. when my youngest was 6 she said to me can we get a cat dad,I said no honey bunch mums allergic to cats so she said when mum dies can we get a cat x "
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My eldest, age 2 years 9 months just after his brother was born:
Mummy, you know I like Daddy much more than I like you... 
Small daughter of friend:
Mummy, do whales go to the toilet in the sea?
Friend:
Yes, I think they do.
Daughter:
Well what do they sit on then? |
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Just remisnded me of another there nell.
3year old said to me:
"Mummy i love you the besty most"
"Oh, whys that?"
"Cause your always wrong so someone has to!" |
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"Just remisnded me of another there nell.
3year old said to me:
"Mummy i love you the besty most"
"Oh, whys that?"
"Cause your always wrong so someone has to!""
hey my squash mate told me his son told a joke to his friend they were 8 ,the joke was what comes after 69 his friend said 70 and my friends son said no mouthwash x |
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"Just remisnded me of another there nell.
3year old said to me:
"Mummy i love you the besty most"
"Oh, whys that?"
"Cause your always wrong so someone has to!""
little bugger! |
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