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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish."
ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
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It seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to.  |
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over a year ago
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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
It seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to. "
Depends how much you want to look like a monkey I guess.......  |
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By *icky999Man
over a year ago
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?"
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that  |
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that "
ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it |
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"Crying laughing now stood on my own outside. Im already k own as the office weirdo 
Makes me think if we can invent someothers?"
we should invent some, not sure if my imagination is as warped as some they come up with though |
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"Crying laughing now stood on my own outside. Im already k own as the office weirdo
Makes me think if we can invent someothers?we should invent some, not sure if my imagination is as warped as some they come up with though "
There is some sick games out there too! Cookies or freckles depends which Force you are from! |
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"Crying laughing now stood on my own outside. Im already k own as the office weirdo
Makes me think if we can invent someothers?we should invent some, not sure if my imagination is as warped as some they come up with though
There is some sick games out there too! Cookies or freckles depends which Force you are from!"
dare i ask?  |
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it "
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? |
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? "
but I was innocent and asking a simple question |
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over a year ago
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question "
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. |
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. "
reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him |
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him"
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face "
And a foo foo is??????? |
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over a year ago
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face
And a foo foo is???????"
Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine |
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over a year ago
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?"
The bacon one is wolfbagging. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer "
I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish."
Tared and feathered springs to mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer
I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ? "
Anyone using mine would end up with  face |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
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I thought that was werewolfing not monkeyfacing?
(oh, and if the pubes aren't involved and you throw just the jizz on their face it's doing a Spiderman). |
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over a year ago
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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
I thought that was werewolfing not monkeyfacing?
(oh, and if the pubes aren't involved and you throw just the jizz on their face it's doing a Spiderman)."
Yuk.. |
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"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer
I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ? "
I almost fell in love with you then, don't think I've heard such romantic words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face
And a foo foo is???????
Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine "
Can I be either sweet or innocent then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does that make you look like a monkey?!
I should be ashamed I find this the most disturbing post on this thread  "
Noooooo the one about lard is the worst |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
I thought that was werewolfing not monkeyfacing?
(oh, and if the pubes aren't involved and you throw just the jizz on their face it's doing a Spiderman)."
We're indebted to you for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer
I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ? I almost fell in love with you then, don't think I've heard such romantic words "
Is that wedding bells I can hear?
Do I need to but an 'at? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does that make you look like a monkey?!
I should be ashamed I find this the most disturbing post on this thread
Noooooo the one about lard is the worst"
I've got to read the whole thread now to find the lard entry.
No pun intended. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer
I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ? I almost fell in love with you then, don't think I've heard such romantic words "
Do we have a date then ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face
And a foo foo is???????
Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine
Can I be either sweet or innocent then? "
Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face
And a foo foo is???????
Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine
Can I be either sweet or innocent then?
Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout "
Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face
And a foo foo is???????
Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine
Can I be either sweet or innocent then?
Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout
Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white?"
Im thinking green and blacks selection and i will make the coffee |
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face
And a foo foo is???????
Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine
Can I be either sweet or innocent then?
Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout
Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white?
Im thinking green and blacks selection and i will make the coffee "
I'm in!!!
I don't have sugar in my coffee, couple of spoons of honey will be perfect. |
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We had a Directors son working in the office with us one summer.
One day 'bukkake' was mentioned. He asked what it was but neither me or my colleague would tell him.
It went on for about 3 days until he came in one morning and said 'aww c'mon tell me. I asked Mum what it was this morning and she didn't know either' |
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face
And a foo foo is???????
Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine
Can I be either sweet or innocent then?
Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout
Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white?
Im thinking green and blacks selection and i will make the coffee
I'm in!!!
I don't have sugar in my coffee, couple of spoons of honey will be perfect. "
honey?  |
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"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds
Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.
sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?
si senora! is that the bacon one?
a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it
Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread? but I was innocent and asking a simple question
Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on. reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment
some girl at nursery had said it to him
I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face
And a foo foo is???????
Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine
Can I be either sweet or innocent then?
Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout
Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white?
Im thinking green and blacks selection and i will make the coffee
I'm in!!!
I don't have sugar in my coffee, couple of spoons of honey will be perfect.
honey? "
Yes dear? |
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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
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Oh I like a bit of kink but that's not for me |
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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
Oh I like a bit of kink but that's not for me "
A "bit"...... |
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"Purely out of interest, has anyone actually had a monkey face? "
Stop stirring you, I'm still smarting from that time Mrs ddc asked for a pearl necklace for her birthday.
With hindsight, I should have realised I'd misunderstood her when she asked if she could have it while we were still at the party...
Mr ddc |
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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
Oh I like a bit of kink but that's not for me
A "bit"......"
Yes only a bit. I am very naive |
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"Purely out of interest, has anyone actually had a monkey face?
Stop stirring you, I'm still smarting from that time Mrs ddc asked for a pearl necklace for her birthday.
With hindsight, I should have realised I'd misunderstood her when she asked if she could have it while we were still at the party...
Mr ddc"
Pmsl |
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"Purely out of interest, has anyone actually had a monkey face?
Stop stirring you, I'm still smarting from that time Mrs ddc asked for a pearl necklace for her birthday.
With hindsight, I should have realised I'd misunderstood her when she asked if she could have it while we were still at the party...
Mr ddc"
Good job she didn't ask for a Donkey Jacket...... |
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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.
courtesy of fab. what are pudes?
dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.
So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes
Oh I like a bit of kink but that's not for me
A "bit"......
Yes only a bit. I am very naive "
Of course you are.....   |
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