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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

For people who are right up themselves, my Daughter said that if Cheryl Cole was made of Chocolate she would eat her self

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh can i have a lick

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By *wingsAndRoundaboutsCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

If I was Cheryl Cole I'd eat myself, made of chocolate or not

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

For people who state the obvious i say "no shit sherlock"

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Here's one I have been known to use:

'I am an occasional bullshitter myself, but I truly do enjoy listening to an expert....please, do go on'

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By *wingsAndRoundaboutsCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

For when someone makes me think "what the fuck?" I tend to look at them and say "Ave a word "

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"For when someone makes me think "what the fuck?" I tend to look at them and say "Ave a word ""

I tend to just say "what the fuck!"

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By *wingsAndRoundaboutsCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool


"For when someone makes me think "what the fuck?" I tend to look at them and say "Ave a word "

I tend to just say "what the fuck!" "

Hahah, well yeah, sometimes, but when little ears are about then I stick to my PG version. If executed correctly, it can make them feel a right knob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mine is Get a life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"mine is Get a life"

crikey!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

I use a line from Snatch a lot:

'yeah, proper fucked...'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I use a line from Snatch a lot:

'yeah, proper fucked...'

"

hope that is afterwards lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always like the 'it will come back to haunt you'. It makes you think a bit.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

no anal ...... ever

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

fuck me is that the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not one I use...rather one that I hear a lot ..."Wind ya neck in"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For people who are right up themselves, my Daughter said that if Cheryl Cole was made of Chocolate she would eat her self "

Hoisted by their own petard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not one I use...rather one that I hear a lot ..."Wind ya neck in" "

nope aint heared that one but may use it

with afew of my customers !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Orrrr

Who kicked your kennel ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For people who are right up themselves, my Daughter said that if Cheryl Cole was made of Chocolate she would eat her self

Hoisted by their own petard "

said guy faukes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Kaboooooom"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

better late than never must be the most common term used ?

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

When I want to insult and confuse someone in equal measures:

PISS UP A ROPE FUCK STICK!

When I'm amazed or surprised at something:

CHRIST ON A BIKE!

When talking derogatory about a person in the third person I like to describe them as a:

SHIT-CAKE-BAKER

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

When someone is prying into my personal business, I like to tell them "keep your nose stuck firmly in your own shit."

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"When someone is prying into my personal business, I like to tell them "keep your nose stuck firmly in your own shit."

"

Yeah! What she said! You shit cake baker!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I say what the fuck lots. If we go anywhere posh jay says to me if your going to say it say it quietly lol

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

just got a text from a mate with her fave expression "your fuckin at it, ya dobber" then the follow up one of "Wendy, your a C U N T !" lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

fav of all time, and one thats stolen all the time by folk if you have an upset tummy, you say you 'aint farting with confidence'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fudge packer!!!!!

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

You can wade through her deepest thoughts and not get your ankles wet...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I usually say 'Bollox'

It covers most things

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham

Twunt,not my word,but very descriptive and nicer sounding than the c word.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody buggery bollocks...... or if in the presence of family and little ones I just say 3B's moment and the adults know what I mean.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"If you were anymore transparent you could change your name to Crystal"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i used to know some bikers who when talking about a bike being very fast would say "it goes like shit on a stick"......Never did work out how they came to say that.Can anyone explain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Ah for fuck's sake'

usually used on southeast trains and the london underground

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i used to know some bikers who when talking about a bike being very fast would say "it goes like shit on a stick"......Never did work out how they came to say that.Can anyone explain"

Lol !! reminds me years ago we used to say (about cars)

" put your foot down and feel the shit come out your arse"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've heard people describe fast cars or bikes etc. by saying it goes like greased weasel shit, or like shit off a hot shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stole one off Mr Connolly many years ago and still use it when I run out of expletives- Jesus sufferin fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sugar!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if its really bad "sugar lumps" even

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Bloody buggery bollocks...... or if in the presence of family and little ones I just say 3B's moment and the adults know what I mean. "

lol

that a wee twist on the 3Rs.

my favs are.

swings and roundabouts.

whats for ye,ail naw go by ye.

into every life,a little rain must fall.

every cloud has a silver lining.

i've got hundreds.all the better cause,they get right on the familys tits.

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By *athnBobCouple  over a year ago

sandwell

"Lifes a bitch" and "I don't do empathy"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One of my faves is one I use at work, when someone says we haven't enough equipment to do a job properly :

" Well, you can only piss with the cock you've got !"

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