Fountain of youth

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can be found in a pot of..................................

Sudocrem

Forget all these expensive jars of miracle creams etc...

Slap a bit of sudocrem on ya mush each night and look ten years younger.

I was told i never look so good the other day and what did i use.?

Sudocrem is the answer...each night after cleansing

By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

*giggles*

But it's sooooooooooooo thick!

I use it on my toosh after I've waxed! Right as rain the next day!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Rub it in well and it does the trick...

Was mortified when going abroad and some "bint" took me pot off me at the airport

She said it was too big. (only a little un too)

I said.its only half kin full...

She still took it.

cow !!!

By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Its fab for sore fannies asses n cocks as well, if you feel the burn after a session of overindulgence, and i dont mean eating a vindaloo either

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you use hemorroid cream too heard it works wonders under the eyes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pile cream does work but...

You shouldnt use it for to long as it thins the skin out.