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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This morning a young lady stopped me and asked "Goddani small change please lady?" "Sorry, I havn't" I replied.
"Awrait paynd coins then." She piped up!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had an old woman in front of me in the supermarket. She emptied her purse, & was about 40 odd p short. I said 'it's ok I'll cover that'. Then she goes 'And I need 20p for the bus!'. lol |
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A tramp came upto me in the street and said "Im starving man, need money for food" I'd just been in greggs and got a buy one get one free flapjack...
I said "You can have this" and he replied:
"Nah man, me don't like flapjacks..."
Obviously his drug dealer didn't take flapjack as an acceptable form of payment. |
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"I had an old woman in front of me in the supermarket. She emptied her purse, & was about 40 odd p short. I said 'it's ok I'll cover that'. Then she goes 'And I need 20p for the bus!'. lol"
cheapest bus fare here is £1 and that's for only a couple of stops. Didn't she have a bus pass? |
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"A tramp came upto me in the street and said "Im starving man, need money for food" I'd just been in greggs and got a buy one get one free flapjack...
I said "You can have this" and he replied:
"Nah man, me don't like flapjacks..."
Obviously his drug dealer didn't take flapjack as an acceptable form of payment."
If he really was starving he would have eaten it |
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