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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bloody fanny farts can really spoil the mood!! Had a meet a few weeks ago, had a fanny fart which I thought was soooo funny sadly he did not, you would think I'd shit myself by the look on my face, I had to explain it's not flactulance but a build up of wind in the air |
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"Bloody fanny farts can really spoil the mood!! Had a meet a few weeks ago, had a fanny fart which I thought was soooo funny sadly he did not, you would think I'd shit myself by the look on my face, I had to explain it's not flactulance but a build up of wind in the air"
I thought it said funny farts I'm good at them, had plenty practice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And they can be embarassing went into a private room at chams with two very sexy guys one rather big and the other a good average every time the second one went in he came out with a fanny fart and we were all creasing ourselves laughing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite funny apart from when your bollocks gat caught in the blast  bloody hell what's up there a air gun lol "
My ex had a fanny like a wizards sleeve lol. Like a fookin' wind tunnel when it kicked off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It sure is....
Hence a sense of humour is needed when getting it on....
I couldnt stand shagging a "serious" guy...I would want to slap him , not shag him....lmao |
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"ooop's sorry the peep who started the post sorry Jessi xxxx"
Phew!!!
Cos my boys were the ones who told me to come on here 0- and if you guys were saying they had small cocks- think i would have some answering to do!!! :O |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG that happened to me in a club - and all the blokes laughed and all fucked me HARDER!!!
It was a great turn on for all of us  oh yeah baby - what a laff"
Or my fanny was too big  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only seem to encounter this a doggy fashion fuck.Its only natural."
I only get it when I do doggy,and as I love that position you men will just have to get used to my farts  |
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OK now for the science bit!
It only happens when the guy goes fully out then back in as he pumps air inside when he loses contact with the foofoo temporarily. It can't happen if he stays inside.
It happens more with doggy because naturally the foofoo gapes a bit when the bum cheeks get pulled apart. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OK now for the science bit!
It only happens when the guy goes fully out then back in as he pumps air inside when he loses contact with the foofoo temporarily. It can't happen if he stays inside.
It happens more with doggy because naturally the foofoo gapes a bit when the bum cheeks get pulled apart."
Thought so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The things you find out on a friday morning xxx foofoo spreading my granddad called talcum powder foofoo dont know why but the thought of flange farts and talcum powder the endless fun that would be. Better than filling your woman's hair dryer with it xxxxx talcum powder that is xx |
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over a year ago
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A sense of humour is essential to enjoy this lifestyle and a great way of breaking the ice. Fanny farts are natural, and a laugh and a giggle about it is great chemistry. |
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"The things you find out on a friday morning xxx foofoo spreading my granddad called talcum powder foofoo dont know why but the thought of flange farts and talcum powder the endless fun that would be. Better than filling your woman's hair dryer with it xxxxx talcum powder that is xx "
Only you could say that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do them thank god, its as bad as burping.
Theres not way you can not do one,its a thing that happens with sex"
Sorry but there is no rule saying you have to and i don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How disgusting lol
Its a perfectly natural function which most ladies control when in company but fannyfarts have a mind of their own.   "
Ladies can't control them to my mind. It's blokes that cause them ....
In out in out ....... Get it IN leave it IN... No fanny fart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How disgusting lol
Its a perfectly natural function which most ladies control when in company but fannyfarts have a mind of their own.
Ladies can't control them to my mind. It's blokes that cause them ....
In out in out ....... Get it IN leave it IN... No fanny fart."
Well said, spot on Granny! |
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"OK now for the science bit!
It only happens when the guy goes fully out then back in as he pumps air inside when he loses contact with the foofoo temporarily. It can't happen if he stays inside.
It happens more with doggy because naturally the foofoo gapes a bit when the bum cheeks get pulled apart."
i'm liking that your science lesson had the word foofoo in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was thinking about this subject last night, why ? I dont know lol
But yes hapens to me to only from behind though, is it worth him pulling all the way out, teasing, and then plunging back in harder? Hell yes ! Lol
We find it highly ammusing, espc the one that did a corus with my giggle  |
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This thread has made me giggle. I have to say i'm in the camp that it happens. If a playmate of mine/ours didn't take it in good humour then we probably wouldn't meet them again.
Sex can be serious, but you've got to have a sense of humour about the whole thing.
*Her* |
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"A sense of humour is essential to enjoy this lifestyle and a great way of breaking the ice. Fanny farts are natural, and a laugh and a giggle about it is great chemistry. "
An ex (from the real world) and i after a couple of weeks of dating and chatting endlessly on the phone and over bottles of wine and cups of tea/coffee we couldnt keep our hands of one-another any longer. Foreplay was very hot, both of us trembling. I went down on her and she loved it. I then spread her lips a little to put my tongue inside. Just as i did though there was a waft of wind against the tip of my nose with a quick, quaint blurping noise. I continued for about three seconds as i could not believe what had just happened. I then looked up and said, "You just fanny farted in my face." We both burst out laughing. And couldnt have any kind of sexual contact for the rest of the night for getting an immature dose of the giggles. I say immature because she was 37 and i was 26 - both adults.
The sex for the next year together was excellent thanks to that humourous start plus it brought out our humour outside of our sex lives.
A fanny fart is perfectly natural. The guy the OP met needs to lighten up. Seems too serious not only for this sight but for general life (and thats coming from me!). To the OP you should PM the guy stating youve just dropped a corker! Haha.
Mistress Deviant - always interesting forum topics!
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By (user no longer on site)
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".Mistress Deviant - always interesting forum topics!"
Just incase the above is misread can i please make clear the above means with humour and/or topics that are worth reading/taking part in and relevant with an edge, therefore, interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think fanny farts are great,and apart from that one bloke all of them have laughed with me,if you can have a good laugh about it when rolling around the bed then all the more better. There is nothing wrong with it,just one of those things xxxx |
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"Bloody fanny farts can really spoil the mood!! Had a meet a few weeks ago, had a fanny fart which I thought was soooo funny sadly he did not, you would think I'd shit myself by the look on my face, I had to explain it's not flactulance but a build up of wind in the air"
doggys the worse for coursing them, i never do doggy on meets because i just never get way with shagging doggy and not fanny farting no other possition does it to me for some reason |
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