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ladies,and the cash dispenser
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By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
have any of you ladies noticed.
when you arrive at the cash dispenser,
and there is no queue.
by the time your finished,
there's a friggin massive queue.
what is the reason for this,phenomenon.?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't know, but it could be something like this:
Man in supermarket queue, stands there with wallet ready to pay as soon as shopping is packed.
Woman packs shopping and then is surprised when they realise they have to pay for the shopping and then starts the trawl through the handbag looking for purse.... |
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You have to take your gloves off. Open your bag, find purse, find card. Check balance then cancel and withdraw money. Take card and money. Put purse back in bag. Do bag up. Put gloves back on then walk away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know, but it could be something like this:
Man in supermarket queue, stands there with wallet ready to pay as soon as shopping is packed.
Woman packs shopping and then is surprised when they realise they have to pay for the shopping and then starts the trawl through the handbag looking for purse...."
Ha, more like man allows assistant to pack his shopping while he looks on uselessly, woman packs her own in double-quick time and pays for it!
*hums tune from 'no scrubs', followed by 'independant woman'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know, but it could be something like this:
Man in supermarket queue, stands there with wallet ready to pay as soon as shopping is packed.
Woman packs shopping and then is surprised when they realise they have to pay for the shopping and then starts the trawl through the handbag looking for purse...."
never seen this occur myself. I don't use a purse, have own card. Own home, own job. ha bldy ha |
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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago
yorkshire |
"Don't know, but it could be something like this:
Man in supermarket queue, stands there with wallet ready to pay as soon as shopping is packed.
Woman packs shopping and then is surprised when they realise they have to pay for the shopping and then starts the trawl through the handbag looking for purse....
Plus nothing broken, bent or damaged and we still pay LOL
Sue
Ha, more like man allows assistant to pack his shopping while he looks on uselessly, woman packs her own in double-quick time and pays for it!
*hums tune from 'no scrubs', followed by 'independant woman' "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And..........
I can stand behind someone at the check out in the supermarket and can guarentee that summat will go wrong...They forgot summat...No price on it.....spend an hour counting out all their small change....use vouchers ....
So im still there after the long queue has gone  |
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I find - if you are at the cash point,
'You lean over and cough alot,
pretend you cant see and splutter and cough
press your germy fingers all over the keypad and pretend you have forgotten your number,
Turn around and ask the first person in th queue - £20 for a blow job!!!
I can garentee the nexzt time you are there 0 there will be no queue!!! 
Or if there is - it will be3 in your favour - you lot dont bank at ********* do ya!!!! |
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