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over a year ago
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That's the wonder of the internet, you think you've invented something, only to discover someone beat you to it 
Anyway, I think most non-vegetarian people would agree that sizzling bacon is a wonderful smell, but would you go on a date with someone who smelled like it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a bacon connoisseur I have seen such marvels as bacon flavoured mayonnaise and bacon flavoured vodka....but never have I seen bacon deodorant.
Quite why you'd want to smell like bacon though is beyond me I'm not that obsessed....yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What?! Bacon deodorant? Where can I purchase this marvellous fragranc?
Apparently it's called 'Power Bacon'
...yes, even the name is amazing."
Goes off to Google... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it lickable? Can you imagine walking around with dogs following you licking their lips?? And a trip to the zoo would be interesting. .   "
Don't be ridiculous.
Dogs don't have lips. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think most non-vegetarian people would agree that sizzling bacon is a wonderful smell
Sizzling bacon is often a vegetarian's downfall "
I'm sure the sight of a snuffling piglet will reawaken their sense of compassion. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wtf, why would I want to go with someone that smelt of bacon, bacon smells lovely, in its right place it not bloody sprayed over someone"
Don't be ridiculous...
...it's sold as a roll on  |
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"Wtf, why would I want to go with someone that smelt of bacon, bacon smells lovely, in its right place it not bloody sprayed over someone
Don't be ridiculous...
...it's sold as a roll on "
doesn't matter there still going to smell of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer roast dinner deodorant, preferably roast lamb with a hint of mint sauce! 
Copywrite that before I do."
Already in the bag, signed and sealed, I'm taking it to the dragons next week |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Prefer roast dinner deodorant, preferably roast lamb with a hint of mint sauce!
Copywrite that before I do.
Already in the bag, signed and sealed, I'm taking it to the dragons next week "
I'm sure your sword of lamb, shield of gravy and mint sauce flavoured lance shalt prevail |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It lives!!! GOOGLEd it and there it is! I need this!! x x
Pffft, I've ordered two cans along with some tinned unicorn!"
It's fake, no cruel machinations of industry could ever shackle the purity of a Unicorn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It lives!!! GOOGLEd it and there it is! I need this!! x x
Pffft, I've ordered two cans along with some tinned unicorn!
It's fake, no cruel machinations of industry could ever shackle the purity of a Unicorn."
Bastards.... Trading standards will hear of this injustice! |
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