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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, if you went to a meet at a guys house and you found out he had a 8 week old kitten... Is he getting laid?...lol x"
No she be snuggling the kitten instead |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
I went to meet a guy who said he had kittens and did I mind?
The place stunk. I asked if I could use the loo to which he replied just let me go and check because the cat shits in the bath  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not til the kitten is tired! 
Do kittens get tired?
Do we tire of kittens?
It's no to both by the way, just in case anyone's wondering. 
Nah, loadsa men on here, not many kittens! ! "
Plenty of pussy lovers from all genders.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, if you went to a meet at a guys house and you found out he had a 8 week old kitten... Is he getting laid?...lol x"
So....
Are you telling us you have a kitten? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....
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Any body want to buy a kitten?"
Awww! Can I come to your house?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv got 1 7 week old and 3 6 week old kittens. Iv hand reared them from tiny. I'm sick of the sight of bloody kittens. Plus I automatically start spouting the benefits of microchipping and neutering etc...
Anybody got a puppy?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, if you went to a meet at a guys house and you found out he had a 8 week old kitten... Is he getting laid?...lol xgod man where's your dignity "
He threw it out with the cat litter |
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"I went to meet a guy who said he had kittens and did I mind?
The place stunk. I asked if I could use the loo to which he replied just let me go and check because the cat shits in the bath "
There's the snag with many guys who live alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....
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Any body want to buy a kitten?
Awww! Can I come to your house? "
 bring cat nip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....
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Any body want to buy a kitten?
Awww! Can I come to your house?
bring cat nip"
I have that in abundance, be there shortly.... |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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Tell them you found it half dead floating down the river in a bag, you waded in while wearing you best suit,swam a mile and saved it just before it went over the massive waterfall, you brought it to the vet who said put it down but no way were you going to do that so you took a week off work to care for it, hand feeding it and now you're looking for a good home for it. Positive spin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tbh if a woman's got a kitten she's not getting a look in from me unless she has a tub of Ben and Jerry's in the bed but I'd like just curl up with the kitten and eat the ice cream |
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"I'm not doing well here...lol...So ladies, would you stay indoors to play with my kitten when I have a hot tub in my scheduled garden??...lol "
What's a scheduled garden? And yes I would stay in with the baby! |
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"I'm not doing well here...lol...So ladies, would you stay indoors to play with my kitten when I have a hot tub in my scheduled garden??...lol
What's a scheduled garden? And yes I would stay in with the baby!"
It'll be along in a minute.... |
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By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....
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Any body want to buy a kitten?
I'd ask for pics but they're not permitted. "
Yeah doubt it would be allowed |
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