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It was my younguns' nativity today,cute kids wearing tea towels on their heads singing carols.There wasn't a dry eye in the house.
For me the school nativity is when Christmas begins,what marks the start of the festive season for you ? |
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over a year ago
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tin rattles on every sodden street corner.
i know they are collecting for good causes but ffs they are all pests and some aggressive with it.
not even the big issue seller gets a look in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The coca cola advert.
I've not seen it yet though.
I've been feeling extremely festive since the pussy posse bash on Sunday mind you  "
It used to be the Woolworth's ad.. but they're gone now.
No more Woolies!!
Shame that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know its xmas when people are in the s/markets stripping the shelves bare for two days of the holidays.
Check their bins after said two days and find most of it in there. wasted.
it really annoys me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was walking through bristol city center on saturday and there were so many tin rattles.
but not one asked me for money.
they could see the look on my face and it clearly said:
lets see how far that bucket goes up your arse! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"i was walking through bristol city center on saturday and there were so many tin rattles.
but not one asked me for money.
they could see the look on my face and it clearly said:
lets see how far that bucket goes up your arse!"
quite a novel approach |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i was walking through bristol city center on saturday and there were so many tin rattles.
but not one asked me for money.
they could see the look on my face and it clearly said:
lets see how far that bucket goes up your arse!quite a novel approach "
shades, a mean look and fists at the ready they back off.
any that dont get the bucket.
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"i was walking through bristol city center on saturday and there were so many tin rattles.
but not one asked me for money.
they could see the look on my face and it clearly said:
lets see how far that bucket goes up your arse!quite a novel approach
shades, a mean look and fists at the ready they back off.
any that dont get the bucket.
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Possibly the most hilarious post I have seen on here in the whole of December...
The "fists aat the ready" part was particularly comical.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i was walking through bristol city center on saturday and there were so many tin rattles.
but not one asked me for money.
they could see the look on my face and it clearly said:
lets see how far that bucket goes up your arse!quite a novel approach
shades, a mean look and fists at the ready they back off.
any that dont get the bucket.
Possibly the most hilarious post I have seen on here in the whole of December...
The "fists aat the ready" part was particularly comical.... "
works for me.
and i just dont give a fuck. alright |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have visions of you being given a right hander by an old girl in a Salvation Army uniform......
Might be best to take your shades off first.
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no because they are a genuine charity.
at least you can tell them apart from the scammers.
and trust me people do scam others for money posing as a charity.
i just dont take any shit from them when out including harassment to part with cash because that is what a lot of them are trying to do.
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"i wake up every morning thinking what the fuck am i gonna get him!! 
Oh i done mine....two joke ones and a proper one  im buggered "
Easy, he's a bloke...Scaletrix!
The only difference between men and voys is the size of their toys! |
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"i was walking through bristol city center on saturday and there were so many tin rattles.
but not one asked me for money.
they could see the look on my face and it clearly said:
lets see how far that bucket goes up your arse!"
they arent allowed to rattle their tins - just tell them they are breaking the law and if they wish to continue pressuring people to part with their money they really should learn the legalities of it or yo are going to the tin rattling ombusdsmen
and its the coca-cola advert for me that starts Christmas off - closely followed by CLIFFmas of course |
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yo ho ho 
I had some strange vision of people buying tickets for a tin of beans!