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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"surely a 500mil bottle of will do the same thing. nothing"
can think of far nicer things to use ..
a nice cock, but that might making turning over difficult ?
a baguette ... useful if you wake up peckish, though diamond keeps eating the knob end
sky remote ... in case you need to measure said cock ( see first example )
....grin! |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"Am I the only person who kept waiting for it to change into a cock towards the end of the video..."
its the way she gets it out of the little pink pouch ...i wanted it to be a huge double ender and the marketing line to be " bugger you're boobs, distract yourself with this! " |
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over a year ago
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"Am I the only person who kept waiting for it to change into a cock towards the end of the video...
its the way she gets it out of the little pink pouch ...i wanted it to be a huge double ender and the marketing line to be " bugger you're boobs, distract yourself with this! " "
I had hopes until I saw the size of the pouch 
they don't do fold up double enders do they?  |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"Am I the only person who kept waiting for it to change into a cock towards the end of the video...
its the way she gets it out of the little pink pouch ...i wanted it to be a huge double ender and the marketing line to be " bugger you're boobs, distract yourself with this! "
I had hopes until I saw the size of the pouch
they don't do fold up double enders do they? "
it could have been like mary poppins bag..she got a standard lamp out of that !! |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"I had one of them once...(d.e)
threw it at a guy i was arguing with.
Ended up bieng chopped up and going in the bin 
The bin man must have fainted seeing this chopped up dick on the top of the wheeelybin. "
omg lol |
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