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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What would you name it??

Indulge me?

Mine would be

Oak Swinger ( say it fast)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine would be

Seymour butts lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Gone to the dogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine would be

Seymour butts lol "

Isn't that from The Simpsons?!

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Frisky Mare - a fine filly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alan.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spank it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I was feeling exotic I would name it 'Tesco Value Lasagne'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you name it??

Indulge me?

Mine would be

Oak Swinger ( say it fast) "

Oaks Winner??

Hmmm it's a toughie, Muff Diver?

Or given the flurry of 'cheaters' threads recently Dirty Rotten Scoundrel?

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Merkin, obvs

Or Elephant Juice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Giant-Penis...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alan."

My friend had a horse called Alan.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would call mine Soxiante-neuf.

It mighten get many people betting on it as it's name is a bit of a mouthful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Forrest Gump

Run Forrest run

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alan.

My friend had a horse called Alan. "

Your friend sounds awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Frisky Mare - a fine filly "

And good advertising!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Bob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would you name it??

Indulge me?

Mine would be

Oak Swinger ( say it fast)

Oaks Winner??

Hmmm it's a toughie, Muff Diver?

Or given the flurry of 'cheaters' threads recently Dirty Rotten Scoundrel?"

And the first prize goes to Dan for getting my play on words (it was a poor attempt I admit it )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bob."

Its more a goldfish name, I feel. Now Bob's Return on the other hand...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you name it??

Indulge me?

Mine would be

Oak Swinger ( say it fast)

Oaks Winner??

Hmmm it's a toughie, Muff Diver?

Or given the flurry of 'cheaters' threads recently Dirty Rotten Scoundrel?

And the first prize goes to Dan for getting my play on words (it was a poor attempt I admit it ) "

Ooh I hope it's a nice prize!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would you name it??

Indulge me?

Mine would be

Oak Swinger ( say it fast)

Oaks Winner??

Hmmm it's a toughie, Muff Diver?

Or given the flurry of 'cheaters' threads recently Dirty Rotten Scoundrel?

And the first prize goes to Dan for getting my play on words (it was a poor attempt I admit it )

Ooh I hope it's a nice prize!! "

What would you choose?

A gold cup

A cake

A social with your forumite of choice

*disclaimer I can only guarantee the middle one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you name it??

Indulge me?

Mine would be

Oak Swinger ( say it fast)

Oaks Winner??

Hmmm it's a toughie, Muff Diver?

Or given the flurry of 'cheaters' threads recently Dirty Rotten Scoundrel?

And the first prize goes to Dan for getting my play on words (it was a poor attempt I admit it )

Ooh I hope it's a nice prize!!

What would you choose?

A gold cup

A cake

A social with your forumite of choice

*disclaimer I can only guarantee the middle one "

Can we combine all 3? When are you free?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glue factory

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would you name it??

Indulge me?

Mine would be

Oak Swinger ( say it fast)

Oaks Winner??

Hmmm it's a toughie, Muff Diver?

Or given the flurry of 'cheaters' threads recently Dirty Rotten Scoundrel?

And the first prize goes to Dan for getting my play on words (it was a poor attempt I admit it )

Ooh I hope it's a nice prize!!

What would you choose?

A gold cup

A cake

A social with your forumite of choice

*disclaimer I can only guarantee the middle one

Can we combine all 3? When are you free? "

With a horse called Muff Diver

A week ago last Tuesday

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By *ast_jjMan  over a year ago

Dublin and London


"What would you name it??

Indulge me?

Mine would be

Oak Swinger ( say it fast)

Oaks Winner??

Hmmm it's a toughie, Muff Diver?

Or given the flurry of 'cheaters' threads recently Dirty Rotten Scoundrel?

And the first prize goes to Dan for getting my play on words (it was a poor attempt I admit it )

Ooh I hope it's a nice prize!!

What would you choose?

A gold cup

A cake

A social with your forumite of choice

*disclaimer I can only guarantee the middle one "

It would have to be the Gold Cup! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Burgers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd have several called "In last place" "On the far side" "Is a faller at that fence" and enter them in the same race and listen to the poor commentator trying to make sense of it all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd have several called "In last place" "On the far side" "Is a faller at that fence" and enter them in the same race and listen to the poor commentator trying to make sense of it all! "

Good call that would be hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would call mine, "Next stop Tesco's"

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool

purdy gurdy in memory of my dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fanny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come in last Id call it just to watch all the people in the bookies confused say to weather it's won

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By *ythenshawefredMan  over a year ago

stockport

I'd call it MY FACE and then picture the people encouraging it down the final furlong shouting at the top of their voice 'come on my face'

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hard to handle !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would call mine, "Next stop Tesco's""

Or In a pie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wizard

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Shergar, just to make everybody double-take

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On Pegasus Pills

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ed"

So it could talk the hind leg off you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cupid Stunt.

Imagine the commentators having to pick their way through shouting that minefield of a spoonerism!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slip Me The Ginger

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Merrilegs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Merrilegs! "

Black Beauty's sidekick?

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By *etzPlayCouple  over a year ago

Southend

Mind Rape -

But only if it was telepathic & could make you think he won the race without ever leaving the gate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

French Steak.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mind Rape -

But only if it was telepathic & could make you think he won the race without ever leaving the gate "

Now you're just fucking with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *atinbootsTV/TS  over a year ago

Market Rasen


"Bob."

If you called it Bob, I feel you'd need to employ Rowan Atkinson to introduce it wherever you went with it...

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By *anchestercubMan  over a year ago

manchester & NI

Judy's Handbag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you name it??

Indulge me?

Mine would be

Oak Swinger ( say it fast) "

Bob's Babe lol x

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Merrilegs!

Black Beauty's sidekick?"

No my first ever ride!

I knew a showjumper once called 'What-a-bastard!'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone clipped my wings

Where's my horn gone?

Sore Throat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm already a race horse

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By *etzPlayCouple  over a year ago

Southend


"Mind Rape -

But only if it was telepathic & could make you think he won the race without ever leaving the gate

Now you're just fucking with me "

Well a race horse that always won would be affordable lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bob.

If you called it Bob, I feel you'd need to employ Rowan Atkinson to introduce it wherever you went with it... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im lucky enough to have racehorses..in the UK its hard to get away with some names but the aussies and the US have some amazing names. I tried to convince Nick at Chameleons to have a horse named after the club..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My face

Love to be at the track hearing everyone shouting come on my face lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mine would be mr grey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tesco's Finest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Norfolk In Chance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Adolf Stalin

or

Fish Sticks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would call mine "Bob"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two's up

Mornahandful

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Rapist

:o

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about a Fab racing club???? Anyone interested?

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