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How many Christmas songs can we name?
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Kevin Bloody Wilson "Hey Santa Claus"
LYRICS:
quite often i get to thinkin how as kids we got by
like at christmas time at our place we couldnt even afford a fire
but we made due with what we had then when i was young
dad used to suck a peppermint and we'd sit around his tongue
we couldnt afford no sparkly tinsel for our christmas tree
so wed just wheel our grandad in and make the old cunt sneeze
(wheel him around the other side nana)
thing change pretty bloody quick
ive got kids now of my own
and i heard then unwrap their pressies
last night when i got home
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reihndeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.
You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out
'I saw mummy sucking santa clause' |
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over a year ago
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"are we talking here with lyrics and music expressing christmas explicitly or just that the song was released at tht time 
Yes.
I'm guessing the OP meant about Christmas.  "
not many then unless u include the first half of the 20th century |
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Ho ho fucking ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit?
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit,
We do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick ya Christmas up ya arse
Ho ho fucking ho
They don't write em like that any more  |
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"has the nhs care in the community program let all those nutters loose?
god help us. 
Is that one of Cliff Richard's?"
did someone mention CLIFFmas?? i think they diiiiiid
saviours day
mistletoe and wine
Millenium prayer
o' little town of bethlehem
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"has the nhs care in the community program let all those nutters loose?
god help us.
you can laugh, I got one living above me - seriously. "
would you like to borrow my gun.
or ask me to gladly throw their music system out of the window. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"SDM...step away from Google...now before your head explodes!!!
Not Google, promise...."
Personally, I'm not a great lover of Christmas songs, so trying to figure out whether I find the thought of you knowing so many impressive or sad!!  |
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