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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
Notice is hereby given of a formal duel between Invictus and Soapy over the honour of, er......actually just over Fmuma!
Suggestions for the theatre, method of duelling and weapons are sought from all.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Notice is hereby given of a formal duel between Invictus and Soapy over the honour of, er......actually just over Fmuma!
Suggestions for the theatre, method of duelling and weapons are sought from all.
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Chams.....who can hold their breath longest in the jacuzzi  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
OK, as you are fighting over me (wish it was literally)... I demand handbags at dawn, square off from 20 paces then whoever can make me laugh first WITHOUT taking clothes off wins xxx
You are both a pair of nutters!!! xxxx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"You sir are a cad and a bounder xx 
By jove! Is there no limit to this wretches foul language!!
Yeah lets just go down the pub instead lol x 
A drinking contest. Oh dear... "
hahaha, I win, neither of you could beat me...... I'm Scottish remember!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You sir are a cad and a bounder xx
By jove! Is there no limit to this wretches foul language!!
Yeah lets just go down the pub instead lol x
A drinking contest. Oh dear... "
Yeah but leave her out of it cause she would win hands down pmsl xx |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"You sir are a cad and a bounder xx
By jove! Is there no limit to this wretches foul language!!
Yeah lets just go down the pub instead lol x
A drinking contest. Oh dear...
Yeah but leave her out of it cause she would win hands down pmsl xx "
Fair point. Maybe we could start with shandies? or babycham?  |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Who is going to be keeping Fmuma company (shagging her)whilst you two are having your duel?
That sound suspiciously like a leading question...  cynic"
Latest odds are in: Soapy 5-1, Invictus 10:30 am, Pointless Draw 2-1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who is going to be keeping Fmuma company (shagging her)whilst you two are having your duel?"
Well i would think shed be laughin her tits off so much no body would get ta shag her lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Before you start slapping my face with your glove (oh and I do mean glove. Its not meant to be a euphemism for anything else!), you should probably know I was backing you to win against Soapy. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Before you start slapping my face with your glove (oh and I do mean glove. Its not meant to be a euphemism for anything else!), you should probably know I was backing you to win against Soapy. "
dont under estimate the soapy one...i have seen him in action |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Before you start slapping my face with your glove (oh and I do mean glove. Its not meant to be a euphemism for anything else!), you should probably know I was backing you to win against Soapy. dont under estimate the soapy one...i have seen him in action "
Where as I only ever run if a dinosaur was chasing me...oh dear, I think I may have acted in haste... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wendy wins either way lol !!! xx
...I'd not considered that, perhaps we should cancel the duel and fall back on the old advice of 'treat em mean, keep em keen'.
Never fails... "
Yeah like i said lets go the pub mate lol xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"wendy wins either way lol !!! xx
...I'd not considered that, perhaps we should cancel the duel and fall back on the old advice of 'treat em mean, keep em keen'.
Never fails... "
NO-OOOOOOOOOO- you would never be mean to me!! xxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please?
piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx  sloppy seconds i dont do.....
you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ...
Did someone call for a sub?"
I loves subs i have one in me bath xx |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"cant you just dress up as priests? Please?
piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do.....
you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ...
Did someone call for a sub?"
Not sub-dom, a sub... |
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please?
piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do.....
you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ...
Did someone call for a sub?
I loves subs i have one in me bath xx "
Bloody hell, are you holding her under the water? |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"cant you just dress up as priests? Please?
piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do.....
you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ...
Did someone call for a sub?
I loves subs i have one in me bath xx
Bloody hell, are you holding her under the water? "
No, she's so tiny she can walk on water like a pondskater! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"cant you just dress up as priests? Please?
piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do.....
you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ...
Did someone call for a sub?
I loves subs i have one in me bath xx
Bloody hell, are you holding her under the water?
No, she's so tiny she can walk on water like a pondskater! "
oi, me tits let me float!!!!! |
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"Goney ta worek naw (canny get the spellin rite ) have fun all xx
Then we have an accord, for now at least sir!
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I've been seconded by Lord Soapford and I agree to a duel with you sir.
Pork swords at dawn (or Wendy) my good man! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Goney ta worek naw (canny get the spellin rite ) have fun all xx
Then we have an accord, for now at least sir!
I've been seconded by Lord Soapford and I agree to a duel with you sir.
Pork swords at dawn (or Wendy) my good man!"
You'll have to fight us both now, for we are brothers in arms!
...ah sod it, I just want a coffee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goney ta worek naw (canny get the spellin rite ) have fun all xx
Then we have an accord, for now at least sir!
I've been seconded by Lord Soapford and I agree to a duel with you sir.
Pork swords at dawn (or Wendy) my good man!
You'll have to fight us both now, for we are brothers in arms!
...ah sod it, I just want a coffee! "
Well after that last friggin job so am i lol im frezzin xx  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"We just all havin her instead lol xx
Sounds like Wendy....... greedy biatch.
oi Loops, jealousy is not a becoming trait you know
My god she alive xx "
shuttit shortarse..... £50 on Invictus to win me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We just all havin her instead lol xx
Sounds like Wendy....... greedy biatch.
oi Loops, jealousy is not a becoming trait you know
My god she alive xx
shuttit shortarse..... £50 on Invictus to win me "
Yeah ill have £100 on him then lol xx |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I'm fighting 'em off in droves here!!! I just queue jumped whislt you and soapy bickered lol
private, you're on Soapy's team!!!"
But Soapy's on my team as well now! I'm getting confused over who I'm fighting now!! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx "
Right, time to fight dirty...
...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!...
...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop!
Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx
Right, time to fight dirty...
...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!...
...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop!
Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr! "
Telll ya what you ave her lol xx |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx
Right, time to fight dirty...
...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!...
...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop!
Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr!
Telll ya what you ave her lol xx "
I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx
Right, time to fight dirty...
...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!...
...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop!
Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr!
Telll ya what you ave her lol xx
I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!! "
ffs, you all giving up that easily??? it's a really big bed you know!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx
Right, time to fight dirty...
...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!...
...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop!
Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr!
Telll ya what you ave her lol xx
I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!! "
LOL everything comes to he who stands back and lets the others fall at the wayside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx
Right, time to fight dirty...
...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!...
...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop!
Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr!
Telll ya what you ave her lol xx
I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!!
ffs, you all giving up that easily??? it's a really big bed you know!!!!!"
Just me then mmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx
Right, time to fight dirty...
...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!...
...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop!
Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr!
Telll ya what you ave her lol xx
I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!!
ffs, you all giving up that easily??? it's a really big bed you know!!!!!Just me then mmmmmmm "
Race ya lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting - may as well get the rabbit out/in at this rate!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah well we busy ya see xx
...and most of my fellow competitors have a 200 mile headstart!!  "
We actually about the same distance pmsl xx |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Looks like I'm going to be doing a lot of duelling!
couldn't find duelling on the site interests list
I think the closest thing to it is fisting....
in that case you and bubbles enjoy yourselves
I'm off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
this thread,has taken a strange twist.
soapy and _nvictus,have ran off together.(god that'll be an ugly wean).
the rabits given wendy,something soapy and invictis,could never give.total sexual satisfaction.
as for laine.she's moved barbados,and is living of the popcorn profits.
i just didnt see that coming. |
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"Notice is hereby given of a formal duel between Invictus and Soapy over the honour of, er......actually just over Fmuma!
Suggestions for the theatre, method of duelling and weapons are sought from all.
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Weapons - sledgehammers
Place - cellar
Additional notes - in complete darkness |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"PMSL Mr Sauce, this just gets better
dont get me wrong.if i ever come round,keep that rabit handy.
you mean IF you ever get invited lol "
if your going to send an invite.dont message through the site.i dont think our inbox works.
latest report just in,are saying.
femme nicked all the shoes, and,
private parts,the rainman,and kev,
are still trying to find their weapons.
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