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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the weirdest sex injury you've had?
I feel like I've pulled all the muscles in my stomach after a particularly vigorous wake up call on Monday... Better than the gym, though I can't even laugh without being in pain!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I had a curtain rail come down on my head at a party. The ex just looked up for the from the oral he was performing on another woman and then carried on as though nothing had happened. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Personally infected splinter in my arse 
In a work capacity " broken penis"
Poor soul had the erectile tissue torn during an over enthusiastic reverse cowgirl fuck  "
I'll be gentler next time.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back when Marc and I were dating, Marc came into his bedroom to greet me while he was d*unk. He was super horny, so we started have pretty vigorous sex, in the dark, when he fell off the back of the bed and broke his TV stand. He had a lump on his head the size of a golf ball. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the weirdest sex injury you've had?
I feel like I've pulled all the muscles in my stomach after a particularly vigorous wake up call on Monday... Better than the gym, though I can't even laugh without being in pain! "
I stubbed my middle toe on a bed nob and broke it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Torn frenulum ('Banjo String'), it was with Clare and I think she suffered more than me, she was rather sick due to all the blood.
It ruined a perfectly good duvet too. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally infected splinter in my arse
In a work capacity " broken penis"
Poor soul had the erectile tissue torn during an over enthusiastic reverse cowgirl fuck "
Interesting in both personal and work capacity haha x |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
In the middle of a rather sensuous session, the lady disappear to get something, burst back through the door in a rush, knocked off it's hingers and the corner of the door hit me on the eyebrow.
Think it was two hours in A&E, seven stitches and a scar both mental and physical. |
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