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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Faux pas I have come to love:
1) wedding rings on people stating they are single;
2) pictures of children in the background
or the one from a few years ago in the forum
3) taken in a child's bedroom with their things everywhere.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite was a full body,naked photo of a sexy man in a darkened room,and in the background you could see two cat's eyes glowing in a startled glare of disbelief. |
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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago
denton |
"filthy homes - if they dont even have the decency to hide the muck in the pics how do they maintain their own bodies -  "
i to have seen this many of times background like a gypsy encampment, litter on the floor etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like it when you look at profiles like "anallovingslut" and they've bad haemorrhoids. Dunno how they don't notice, or how no one has mentioned it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???"
Bit like the Film a league of their own. Where they film the girl from miles away because she's not deemed a belle.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like it when you look at profiles like "anallovingslut" and they've bad haemorrhoids. Dunno how they don't notice, or how no one has mentioned it. "
That's a real profile. Didn't mention that, was meant to be just an over the top example. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My other favourite is the everyday snapshot with the cut out woman shape snuggled in his arms.
I like everyday snapshots but the cut outs always make me think, That was a bad divorce. "
Hilarious that's so funny and so true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pics taken over a toilet with the pan unflushed 
I have also seen a series of shots with someone bent over and then he started (ahem) pooping.
He took action shots and thought I'd appreciate them!!!
Then there are the single men with wedding pics on the wall behind them that they feature in or a pic in the bathroom mirror with lots of female toiletries.
What was the conversation that led him to believe you wanted to see him have a shit??
No conversation, just an opening message saying something fairly innocuous like "take a look at my pics and maybe we can arrange something" so I took a look at the pics... "
Hahaha, that's an incredibly bold move. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???"
My latest fave. 
Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???
My latest fave.
Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing. "
I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???
My latest fave.
Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing.
I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room!"
Was he called Humphrey? (That may only work for people of a certain age.)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My favourite was a full body,naked photo of a sexy man in a darkened room,and in the background you could see two cat's eyes glowing in a startled glare of disbelief. "
Classic lmao |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Faux pas I have come to love:
1) wedding rings on people stating they are single;
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I wear what could be taken for a wedding ring (actually my betrothal ring) on the 'wedding' finger because weight loss means it won't sit safe anywhere else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???
My latest fave.
Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing.
I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room!"
That sounds like fun. Hunt The Swinger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???
My latest fave.
Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing.
I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room!
That sounds like fun. Hunt The Swinger. "
Bit like a swinging version of where's wally.....where's willy! |
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"But why are you trying to hide it behind your dick?! What are your favorite profile photo fopars? "
It's often the case that toilet photos are on the profiles of men asking for profile advice. I ask them if they think open lidded toilets are sexy. If they deign to reply, they say 'no'. QED. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like it when you look at profiles like "anallovingslut" and they've bad haemorrhoids. Dunno how they don't notice, or how no one has mentioned it. "
Nooooo that's just wrong !  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I love the pic of the flange where you can see the tampon string dangling out "
I've had a request for a pic like that
For men though it has to be anything to do with toilets (although I've seen them in ladies pics to ) or long/dirty fingernails squeezing his cock really hard. Ewwwwww. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Faux pas I have come to love:
1) wedding rings on people stating they are single;
2) pictures of children in the background
or the one from a few years ago in the forum
3) taken in a child's bedroom with their things everywhere.
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THIS! So off-putting. The missus standing legs akimbo, in all the gear, with the kiddies toys on the background
Particularly when its followed by "and you cant come round till the kids are in bed" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pics of women with what appears to be a freshly penetrated bum hole pulled open for the world to see
Whilst I'm as partial as most guys to a bit of lady-bum, I don't want to see what you had for friggin breakfast!!!
Or more to the point what had you for breakfast |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I wear what could be taken for a wedding ring (actually my betrothal ring) on the 'wedding' finger because weight loss means it won't sit safe anywhere else."
I give it 48 hours before this is appearing on more profiles than the legal warnings... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "I can't quite make out what the teeny thumbnail pic is,even when I enlarge it" pic.
See above
Ok now I feel I can ask....wtf is it?? "
My feet,by candlelight,in the bath  |
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:fabdisclaimer: people are free to take whatever photos they want the following is solely my opinion.
The biggest faux pas as far as I'm concerned is the grey joggers round the knees cock shot a close second being cock sticking out of flies a la flasher on the bus. |
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"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???
My latest fave.
Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing.
I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room!
Was he called Humphrey? (That may only work for people of a certain age.) "
I remember Hickory House a classic. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I love the profile/pic disconnect ones the best. They involve some effort to find but they're when you spot a pic that is pretty full on in terms of how graphic it is and the username has a term like classy, discreet (bonus points for discrete) or the like in it. This can also happen with status updates; a full on sweary rant with a username with nice or gentle or something in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But why are you trying to hide it behind your dick?! What are your favorite profile photo fopars? "
This isn't just men! Lots of women on here seem to love displaying their bogs for all to see |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We did smile when a single man told us when we enquired why he was wearing a wedding ring, that as his picture was a selfie taken in the mirror it was really on his right hand "
classic |
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