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over a year ago
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Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?  |
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ? "
To separate the men from the boys  |
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?
To separate the men from the boys "
That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?
To separate the men from the boys "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?
To separate the men from the boys
That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things..... "
cute my ass have yer looked close at one ? |
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?
To separate the men from the boys
That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things..... cute my ass have yer looked close at one ? "
Yea, I stroke 'em....cute little furry things!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?
To separate the men from the boys
That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things..... cute my ass have yer looked close at one ?
Yea, I stroke 'em....cute little furry things! "
that's cocks dear. We are talking moths  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They hate cedar just so you know they are not to keen on my insect spray either "
Have you tried dropping that towel?...
wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They hate cider just so you know
Ooooooooh I love cider 
Hahaha i had to double check my post then 
Hahahaha been frapped myself.... Could not stop miself  "
Feel free i like your humour |
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"They hate cedar just so you know they are not to keen on my insect spray either
Have you tried dropping that towel?...
wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile... "
if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They hate cedar just so you know they are not to keen on my insect spray either
Have you tried dropping that towel?...
wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile... if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification "
You meanie  |
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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago
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Lmao
Soft lad!
Not only one tho had a mate once who was terrified he was ex army and a French foreign legionnaire!!! We posted two of the biggest ones we could find alive in internal post to him at work
Damn he was as mad as fuck!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They hate cedar just so you know they are not to keen on my insect spray either
Have you tried dropping that towel?...
wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile... if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification
You meanie "
welllllll you would be all satisfied and content. And I would still have me moths |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ? "
as it happens - Batman was called to my bedroom just last night! I shit myself!
I thought a cat had gotten in! I stopped breathing to see if I had some kind of 3:30am wheeze .. next thing ... this beast rips apart half of my room trying to tear out a new door way!
Fek me! It cast a shadow of extreme proportions across my bedroom in the moonlight. There was no way I could have caught it and man-handled it out. spooky fucking thing! (sitting here now with the light on, hoping it has gone, or will come out at least before I go to sleep).  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?
as it happens - Batman was called to my bedroom just last night! I shit myself!
I thought a cat had gotten in! I stopped breathing to see if I had some kind of 3:30am wheeze .. next thing ... this beast rips apart half of my room trying to tear out a new door way!
Fek me! It cast a shadow of extreme proportions across my bedroom in the moonlight. There was no way I could have caught it and man-handled it out. spooky fucking thing! (sitting here now with the light on, hoping it has gone, or will come out at least before I go to sleep). "
at last someone who knows what I suffer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They hate cedar just so you know they are not to keen on my insect spray either
Have you tried dropping that towel?...
wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile... if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification
You meanie welllllll you would be all satisfied and content. And I would still have me moths "
What if i said id be frustrated? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They hate cedar just so you know they are not to keen on my insect spray either
Have you tried dropping that towel?...
wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile... if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification
You meanie welllllll you would be all satisfied and content. And I would still have me moths
What if i said id be frustrated? "
deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love them. Their harmless, sweet things, beating out their short, confused little lives in places they shouldn't be.
Everyone's different, though. The fuck-off great house spiders you get in September have me wetting myself and reaching for the Valium..... |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?
as it happens - Batman was called to my bedroom just last night! I shit myself!
I thought a cat had gotten in! I stopped breathing to see if I had some kind of 3:30am wheeze .. next thing ... this beast rips apart half of my room trying to tear out a new door way!
Fek me! It cast a shadow of extreme proportions across my bedroom in the moonlight. There was no way I could have caught it and man-handled it out. spooky fucking thing! (sitting here now with the light on, hoping it has gone, or will come out at least before I go to sleep). at last someone who knows what I suffer "
I am usually cool. But - I have no shame in saying I hid under the duvet. I hid and didn't fucking move lol |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Everyone's different, though. The fuck-off great house spiders you get in September have me wetting myself and reaching for the Valium....."
I had two of the biggest spiders I've ever seen in my bath! Two!! How the hell did they fit through the overflow to get in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love them. Their harmless, sweet things, beating out their short, confused little lives in places they shouldn't be.
Everyone's different, though. The fuck-off great house spiders you get in September have me wetting myself and reaching for the Valium....."
they knock on my window I'm sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ? "
No completely agree, winged messengers of the devil they are, if you like the light so much why come out at night? Fucking stupid animals |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They hate cedar just so you know they are not to keen on my insect spray either
Have you tried dropping that towel?...
wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile... if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification
You meanie welllllll you would be all satisfied and content. And I would still have me moths
What if i said id be frustrated? deal "
got it writing now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube. |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"I love them. Their harmless, sweet things, beating out their short, confused little lives in places they shouldn't be.
Everyone's different, though. The fuck-off great house spiders you get in September have me wetting myself and reaching for the Valium....."
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I will take a pepsi cola challenge over any house spider any one can throw at me. I have to catch mine in a 8"x6" tupperware container they are that big. atrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!! |
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"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube."
you are really not helping |
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There was a huge one in my spare room last week. I went in to change the lightbulb and this massive fucker was sat on the lamp shade. Nope nope nope nope nope. There's still no bulb in that room! Although I'm fairly sure it's gone now. Or just hiding! |
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"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube."
so now I not only have to worry about them flying about. Nutting my light bulb , swooping down on me . Flicking dust at me , now they are gonna wait while I'm asleep and lick me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was a huge one in my spare room last week. I went in to change the lightbulb and this massive fucker was sat on the lamp shade. Nope nope nope nope nope. There's still no bulb in that room! Although I'm fairly sure it's gone now. Or just hiding! "
they hide and laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ? "
I lived in the Amazon for a year, soon realised it was a bad idea to wear my head torch!
Bugs and huge moths the size of small birds fly at your face!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube. so now I not only have to worry about them flying about. Nutting my light bulb , swooping down on me . Flicking dust at me , now they are gonna wait while I'm asleep and lick me "
It tickles that's all. I like it and find it fun. |
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"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube. so now I not only have to worry about them flying about. Nutting my light bulb , swooping down on me . Flicking dust at me , now they are gonna wait while I'm asleep and lick me
It tickles that's all. I like it and find it fun."
that's what nightmares are made of |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube. so now I not only have to worry about them flying about. Nutting my light bulb , swooping down on me . Flicking dust at me , now they are gonna wait while I'm asleep and lick me
It tickles that's all. I like it and find it fun.
that's what nightmares are made of "
Maybe if their was hundreds of them...  |
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"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube."
They lick? ??
Off to utube..... |
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?
To separate the men from the boys
That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things..... cute my ass have yer looked close at one ?
Yea, I stroke 'em....cute little furry things! that's cocks dear. We are talking moths "
Nooo, I don't like the small furry cocks! |
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"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube.
They lick? ??
Off to utube....."
Not sure if they lick exactly, but they stroke you with their proboscis and i imagine they're licking you. Hope you find some good vids. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They won't hurt you,they're just butterflies' vampire cousins. Ooh talking of which,I read a book once about a man who killed a moth and that night he was terrorised by a giant moth,as big as an eagle,battering at his bedroom window and door |
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Reminds me of the joke....
Man walks into a doctors surgery and says he thinks he's turning into a moth....the doctor says, "I think you need to see a psychiatrist"..."I know" says the man "but I saw your light on and had to come in" ..... sorry  |
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"Why ?
Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?
No completely agree, winged messengers of the devil they are, if you like the light so much why come out at night? Fucking stupid animals"
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"i had a giant spider visit me yesterday - last time it will do that to anybody yeah squash em
it was well squished "
I said in winter when the moths are gonna sleep. I'm gonna find em and keep them awake. See how they like it |
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"Why ?
Big hairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ? "
That describes Wife No2 very well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Absolutely can't stand the vile creatures, went to Mexico once I kid you not they were the size of bats and tried to attack me, i believe the bar I was in at the time has never been the same since such was the havoc I caused when one swooped at me! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get yourself a cat, they'll sort the moth problem. don't like cats either , only stuffed ones "
If you're after man points, it doesn't work, I tried..... |
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