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I always come out with sayings, most are what I picked up from my grandma, jay is always laughing at how old fashioned they are.
But my current favourite when I'm being mischievous and to get me out of trouble I just say "its a good job I'm cute" God knows where I got it from but it works  |
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"I always come out with sayings, most are what I picked up from my grandma, jay is always laughing at how old fashioned they are."
"Colder than a witch's tit"
As my little old lady friend would say |
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"Fuckin' loads of 'em. I'll start with a tried an tested bon mot:
"The Road of excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom".
~ William Blakejay says to me the road to hell is paved with good intentions "
This is where folklaw becomes tricky. For instance, contrast:
"He who hesitates is lost"
With:
"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread"
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To my daughter.."You will neve hang yaself"...when she canny make her mind up.
When I'm oot and about I tend to say" OH NO EXCUSE ME" to the rude people who pushed past you, don't have the decency to say thanks if you hold the door open, the ones too busy on their phone they bump into you...etc |
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""Just fuck off" appears to be my current favourite  "
apparently I say for fucks sake abit to much, first time we stayed somewhere nice when I started seeing jay he said, if your going to say for fucks sake can you say it quietly |
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In my very physical job role I tend to get hot and perspire 
So I've been known to say to workmates .. " I'm sweating like a nuns wot sit in the veggy garden "
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"I always come out with sayings, most are what I picked up from my grandma, jay is always laughing at how old fashioned they are.
"Colder than a witch's tit"
As my little old lady friend would say"
my tits lovely and warm lol  |
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When a smell hits my nose that i dislike i say ! ... It's smells like an otters hide out !..... Or my fav while having a verbal argument is .... It looks like someone set your face alight and put it out with a cricket bat |
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"I always come out with sayings, most are what I picked up from my grandma, jay is always laughing at how old fashioned they are.
"Colder than a witch's tit"
As my little old lady friend would say"
Tits like chapel hat pegs weather.  |
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"More tea Vicar? "
Reminds me of a 'social' I had with an Edwardian-style gent who broke out the finest china and psychedelics.
"Nice cuppa TEA?"
He was fun, although my soft-palette came away about a week later  |
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Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
Trying to get daughter to realise this she worries far more about others feelings than her own. Nice to care, but don't want her being mistreated. |
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"Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
Trying to get daughter to realise this she worries far more about others feelings than her own. Nice to care, but don't want her being mistreated. "
Yes, learning the hard way is not fun. Hope you can convince her x |
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