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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Americans constantly save the world, are always noble and heroic, participated in countless historical events that we've mistakenly been led to believe we're actually done by other nations, will always feature in movies based on stories even if there never were any Americans in the original story, won WW2 single handedly... |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
Mobile phone signal is excellent in forests
The hero can operate all forms of transport without specialist training
Hot wiring a car is easy, as long as you can find one that is unlocked.
People leave expensive cars unlocked.
The police are rubbish drivers, but will still attempt daring stunts, with direct consequences.
Once you are holding a non-baddie by the wrist they become weightless and can be pulled up from over the gigantic drop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slasher pic's always have 6 or 7 college kids. A douchhebag, a jock, a nerd, a rich kid and 3 hotties........one of which is a virgin and the first one shagging gets to be the first stab victim. |
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"Slasher pic's always have 6 or 7 college kids. A douchhebag, a jock, a nerd, a rich kid and 3 hotties........one of which is a virgin and the first one shagging gets to be the first stab victim."
So true |
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Transgender people don't exist unless it's for comedy benefit."
I'm not sure Robbie Coltrane was meant to be actually transgender in 'Nuns on the Run'
Besides, they're more likely to be the evil murderer (Silence of the Lambs, Dressed to Kill)
Been better more recently: Kinky Boots, Breakfast on Pluto, Boys Don't Cry.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you ever noticed in post-apocalyptic movies the people who know about guns always die (hence the ammo shortage - shotgun ammo is easy to make) and yet all the groundskeepers miraculously survive and keep doing their jobs?
Seriously... in the middle of a zombie outbreak... the lawns are always pristine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever noticed in post-apocalyptic movies the people who know about guns always die (hence the ammo shortage - shotgun ammo is easy to make) and yet all the groundskeepers miraculously survive and keep doing their jobs?
Seriously... in the middle of a zombie outbreak... the lawns are always pristine."
Hahaha this made me chuckle |
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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago
Germany / Manchester |
• Walking away from explosions.
• Car explosions
• People being shot at by a group of hench men and they manage to escape.
• Being hit in the face with a fire extinguisher and continuing with the fight.
• Don't f**** with Denzel (Just a statement)
• Aircraft doors open really easy whilst at altitude.
• Cars jump through the air and land with fully working suspension.
The list goes on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A car that has driven perfectly well for hundreds of miles in the film will inexplicably fail to start when the police/axeman/bad guys start to chase them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some of these are spot on lol
In horror movies if there's an obviously deadly noise they always go and investigate instead of just leaving.
Families somehow manage to buy a house for £5 and don't even question why it's so damn cheap.
Things that wouldn't normally explode do so... For reasons.
The hero normally has some kind of "humanising" flaw (a d*unk/bad marriage/small penis etc)
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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Transgender people don't exist unless it's for comedy benefit.
I'm not sure Robbie Coltrane was meant to be actually transgender in 'Nuns on the Run'
Besides, they're more likely to be the evil murderer (Silence of the Lambs, Dressed to Kill)
Been better more recently: Kinky Boots, Breakfast on Pluto, Boys Don't Cry.
Mr ddc" robbie Coltrane was a proper TV in fruit machine, unlike nuns on the run |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All the bad guys can never shoot straight they never hit the target even if the good guy is standing in front of them. most times run or jump out of the way lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the hero is tied to a chair the baddy will wave his gun around,giving a little speech about how much he hates the hero for all the grief he's caused him over the years,thus giving the hero plenty of time to hatch a cunning plan or cut his way through the ropes with his long finger nail that grew while he was waiting to be shot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Americans constantly save the world, are always noble and heroic, participated in countless historical events that we've mistakenly been led to believe we're actually done by other nations, will always feature in movies based on stories even if there never were any Americans in the original story, won WW2 single handedly..." but hey they had john wayne |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bullets disappear when they hit car windows.
After sex, the couple lay there. No cleaning off/running to the toilet.
Everyone always cocks their gun for dramatic effect.
When someone is getting in bed and turn the lights off, everything goes blue. |
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