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By *harpDressed Man OP Man over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

1:2 scale Sky Remote.

Anatomically correct, not operational due to Duracell's unwillingness to make appropriate batteries.

Perfect gift for the unimaginative egotist in your life.

Who's going to open the bidding?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swap for a stretchy measuring tape ?

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Can I add a second item to this .

A mini lynx can of deodorant .

Both items will be ideal for stiffy comparison photos .

Jo x

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By *urious_couple_2015Couple over a year ago

North West

Can I add a third not so popular but still used one for measuring cock purposes ... Toilet roll middle! How very arousing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new one to be but i will add a salt tub...the mind boggles

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

Funny that.....my cock does look like a Sky remote. ...

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By *harpDressed Man OP Man over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Still no interest? I can't even give it away.

Maybe I should post a picture of it....?

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

If its only half size can it slip down both sides of the sofa at once?

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Still no interest? I can't even give it away.

Maybe I should post a picture of it....?"

Alongside your cock so we can see it really is minature.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can of Special brew!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still no interest? I can't even give it away.

Maybe I should post a picture of it....?

Alongside your cock so we can see it really is minature.

Saucer of milk Bob?

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Or alongside some thing as unchanging as a bounty bar.

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By *harpDressed Man OP Man over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Or alongside some thing as unchanging as a bounty bar."

Don't get me started on the changing size of chocolate bars! There's a whole new discussion!

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By *harpDressed Man OP Man over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Still no interest? I can't even give it away.

Maybe I should post a picture of it....?

Alongside your cock so we can see it really is minature.

You promised you wouldn't tell....

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"Or alongside some thing as unchanging as a bounty bar.

Don't get me started on the changing size of chocolate bars! There's a whole new discussion!"

Changing! I thought my vacuume developer was working.

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