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Your unsexiest item of clothing?
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over a year ago
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"my hi-vis jacket and steel toe-caps and hard hat....they're not the easiest to accessorise!
That actually sounds quite sexy to me! Z"
...can i 'lose' them in the post to you then?!  |
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"my hi-vis jacket and steel toe-caps and hard hat....they're not the easiest to accessorise!
That actually sounds quite sexy to me! Z
...can i 'lose' them in the post to you then?! "
Not quite the same when there's no one inside 'em! Z |
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over a year ago
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"Well apart from Granny, we've all got something a bit unsexy! Z"
No! Everything I own is unsexy tat..... it's just that I am irresistable in anything ....... sigh ...
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"Well apart from Granny, we've all got something a bit unsexy! Z
No! Everything I own is unsexy tat..... it's just that I am irresistable in anything ....... sigh ...
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what a burden, you do cope well tho. Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well apart from Granny, we've all got something a bit unsexy! Z
No! Everything I own is unsexy tat..... it's just that I am irresistable in anything ....... sigh ...
what a burden, you do cope well tho. Z"
Thankyou ( blink , blink )
Im sat here in a coat with a curtain wrapped around my legs just in case anyone wants to visualise how sexeh that is...
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"Well apart from Granny, we've all got something a bit unsexy! Z
No! Everything I own is unsexy tat..... it's just that I am irresistable in anything ....... sigh ...
what a burden, you do cope well tho. Z
Thankyou ( blink , blink )
Im sat here in a coat with a curtain wrapped around my legs just in case anyone wants to visualise how sexeh that is...
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Thats just too much for me! Have you been sitting too close to the gas fire and also have that attractive 'corned beef' effect to your legs? Z |
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over a year ago
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"I've been wearing my long johns too the past few days ... sod sexy, it's comfort and functionality when Jack Frost is on the prowl!  "
i dunno...i've often perved over a "fruit of the loom" mag..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My tracksuit bottoms - they are so unsexy and I feel rubbish in them, but they are very comfy and when im at home cleaning they are just the thing. I obviously dont do any sport in them  |
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over a year ago
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"I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!
no slippers don't count cos they sound cute! Z"
Hmmmm, in that case what about my stripey socks that have 'toes' in them? |
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"I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!
no slippers don't count cos they sound cute! Z
Hmmmm, in that case what about my stripey socks that have 'toes' in them?"
yep - unsexy - only because they must make your toes realy swaety! Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!
no slippers don't count cos they sound cute! Z
Hmmmm, in that case what about my stripey socks that have 'toes' in them?
yep - unsexy - only because they must make your toes realy swaety! Z"
They only come out in Winter. They were brilliant under my boots in the snow. |
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over a year ago
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The ensemble I'm in now: red silk scarf worn bandanna style to keep my "wrapped" bob in place and a pink, well it was pink at one time, Care Bears cotton t-shirt night dress.
It's full of holes, the right sleeve was mangled in the washing machine, it's not even fit to be a rag, but I love it and feel so comfy in it, much to the disdain of my girls!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My football pants. Don't get washed , muddy ripped and stink ,..........
Love some of the posts. When I look at profiles I see hot sexy ladies in ravishing outfit and mind blowing underware looking amazing. But really everyone is sat at home on there computer wearing there lazy clothes and and looking like a dogs dinner. We should all put up our lazy day picstures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Odd sock with a hole in it
its green lol
* creeps round graveyard *
Aren't socks with holes in automatically relegated to 'wank mop' status....  "
Bwhahahaha I laughed so hard I just shot tea out of my nose |
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"Odd sock with a hole in it
its green lol
* creeps round graveyard *
Aren't socks with holes in automatically relegated to 'wank mop' status....
Bwhahahaha I laughed so hard I just shot tea out of my nose"
Nice! You could mop it up with a sock! |
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"I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!
no slippers don't count cos they sound cute! Z
Hmmmm, in that case what about my stripey socks that have 'toes' in them?"
Sorry they sound cute too, I'm afraid! It's true that a bloke would look like a prize dong in either of these items, but I generally expect lasses to be a tad more girlie. You'll have to have another rummage through your wardrobe... |
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I'd have to add my biggest crime is a "Macheveli" hoodie in bright red and white. It's fleece lined and really warm, so it's great for gardening in. However, a couple of lads about 16-17 were visiting the neighbours daughter while I was out grafting in it, and one said "Wow, man. Likin' it mate, you're hood is proper boss man. Don't wanna do no gardening tho, you'll wreck it, you get me?" He seriously meant it as well, which means I own a garment that is apparently highly fashionable for a 17 year old. Only problem is, I'm 33 and think it looks shit. But it is lovely and snug... |
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over a year ago
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A white long-sleeved shirt I had since secondary school (thats 10+ years). It was part of the school uniform. Granted it may look hella sexy if "she" wore it and nothing else |
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