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over a year ago
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"Stiffy.... 
Bloody laid funny and now have a stiff neck...anyone good at neck massages  "
Ouch. Hate it when that happens. Hope you find someone local m'dear. Get'em to do you breakfast in bed while they're there too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm awesome at any massage. I woke up with a stiffy too...............back that is  "
It's not great is it...you do me and I will do you..im an expert with the massage oils  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stiffy....
Bloody laid funny and now have a stiff neck...anyone good at neck massages
Ouch. Hate it when that happens. Hope you find someone local m'dear. Get'em to do you breakfast in bed while they're there too"
Ohh good idea  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think yourself lucky. Most blokes wake up with stiff body parts every day.
Fortunately a 5 min massage usually sorts it.
And on that note, excuse me for 5 mins."
Only 5 mins... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stiffy....
Bloody laid funny and now have a stiff neck...anyone good at neck massages "
A bit of heat therapy is nice, have you tried a cherrystone pillow? they make one for necks.x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stiffy....
Bloody laid funny and now have a stiff neck...anyone good at neck massages
A bit of heat therapy is nice, have you tried a cherrystone pillow? they make one for necks.x "
No I've a hot water bottle but I prefer a massage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes."
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stiffy....
Bloody laid funny and now have a stiff neck...anyone good at neck massages
A bit of heat therapy is nice, have you tried a cherrystone pillow? they make one for necks.x
No I've a hot water bottle but I prefer a massage "
Emergencies only then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think yourself lucky. Most blokes wake up with stiff body parts every day.
Fortunately a 5 min massage usually sorts it.
And on that note, excuse me for 5 mins."
Well, hope you had a fun 5 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stiffy....
Bloody laid funny and now have a stiff neck...anyone good at neck massages
A bit of heat therapy is nice, have you tried a cherrystone pillow? they make one for necks.x
No I've a hot water bottle but I prefer a massage
Emergencies only then. "
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker. "
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh."
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft "
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its such a pain you roll over and ouchie you lay on your stiffy knee lol
Those stiffy cause some trouble I tell ya
Morning "
Morning a naughty Pooch woke me up at sill o'clock. How are you ?? |
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft "
Fine, I can see I'm going to have to leave it till later.
Go on, you can talk now. You have my permission |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)"
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Fine, I can see I'm going to have to leave it till later.
Go on, you can talk now. You have my permission "
Did anyone hear anything just then ....as I did hear some sort of muffled moaning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahaha doesnt know what a stiffy is is it an advert for deep hot lol"
Oh don't mention deep heat I've can thru a full can this week on my back and neck and knee... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mutter mutter....bloody chicks....mutter mutter."
Its a sign of madness you know....moaning away to yourself...maybe you should sort your stiffy out I think your frustrated atm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slept with the window open, woke up with a stiff one. Can't get rid of it, think the wind may have changed in the night and my Mum was right!! "
Mums are always right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well the header on ma profile gives a clue on the massage front, but it's been a while "
So does this mean I have to go look or are you going to give us a clue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now "
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty "
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer |
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"Well the header on ma profile gives a clue on the massage front, but it's been a while
So does this mean I have to go look or are you going to give us a clue? "
How much more of a blatant "look at me" post do you want  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well the header on ma profile gives a clue on the massage front, but it's been a while
So does this mean I have to go look or are you going to give us a clue?
How much more of a blatant "look at me" post do you want "
I want more ...lots more hahahah I looked anyhow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer "
Ooh, I think I've started something again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again "
Have you tried it...its very nom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well the header on ma profile gives a clue on the massage front, but it's been a while
So does this mean I have to go look or are you going to give us a clue?
How much more of a blatant "look at me" post do you want "
Curiosity made me look too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom"
I hate the flavour of salt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom
I hate the flavour of salt"
So I've tried salted by accident, but never again
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom
I hate the flavour of salt"
Its not that salty as the sweetness sort of counteracts it but then again u get a sweety salty yummy taste.If you get me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom
I hate the flavour of salt
Its not that salty as the sweetness sort of counteracts it but then again u get a sweety salty yummy taste.If you get me "
I might have to try it sometime. Ain't gonna buy a pack just for myself though, just in case |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom
I hate the flavour of salt
Its not that salty as the sweetness sort of counteracts it but then again u get a sweety salty yummy taste.If you get me
I might have to try it sometime. Ain't gonna buy a pack just for myself though, just in case"
You could always feed the birds it or make a popcorn necklace or braclet...possibilities are endless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom
I hate the flavour of salt
Its not that salty as the sweetness sort of counteracts it but then again u get a sweety salty yummy taste.If you get me
I might have to try it sometime. Ain't gonna buy a pack just for myself though, just in case
You could always feed the birds it or make a popcorn necklace or braclet...possibilities are endless"
I'm just not that kind of imaginative |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom
I hate the flavour of salt
Its not that salty as the sweetness sort of counteracts it but then again u get a sweety salty yummy taste.If you get me
I might have to try it sometime. Ain't gonna buy a pack just for myself though, just in case
You could always feed the birds it or make a popcorn necklace or braclet...possibilities are endless
I'm just not that kind of imaginative "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom
I hate the flavour of salt
Its not that salty as the sweetness sort of counteracts it but then again u get a sweety salty yummy taste.If you get me
I might have to try it sometime. Ain't gonna buy a pack just for myself though, just in case
You could always feed the birds it or make a popcorn necklace or braclet...possibilities are endless
I'm just not that kind of imaginative
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Thanks for the tip on feeding birds popcorn. I didn't realise that was a thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom
I hate the flavour of salt
Its not that salty as the sweetness sort of counteracts it but then again u get a sweety salty yummy taste.If you get me
I might have to try it sometime. Ain't gonna buy a pack just for myself though, just in case
You could always feed the birds it or make a popcorn necklace or braclet...possibilities are endless
I'm just not that kind of imaginative
Thanks for the tip on feeding birds popcorn. I didn't realise that was a thing"
They seem to like it in these parts anyhow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahaha doesnt know what a stiffy is is it an advert for deep hot lol
Oh don't mention deep heat I've can thru a full can this week on my back and neck and knee... "
Make sure and wash your hands before touching any other parts of your anatomy as the pain is far worse than the pain you started with  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hahaha doesnt know what a stiffy is is it an advert for deep hot lol
Oh don't mention deep heat I've can thru a full can this week on my back and neck and knee...
Make sure and wash your hands before touching any other parts of your anatomy as the pain is far worse than the pain you started with "
That's not the problem the problem is it sticks to your duvet and stays there waiting to pounce on the parts you don't need it to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I put my mind to it, 5 mins for a necessity "massage". Longer if it's for recreational purposes.
Blimey that wasn't even 5 mins...your a quick worker.
If you keep me talking I'm not going to get a chance to get started.
Shhhhhh.
Did you just shhhhh me??? You did dint you...pffft
Oh boy. Gets out dried fruit (would have bloody popcorn if I wasn't trying to be healthy)
You do know your not allowed to mention popcorn don't ya....its in the rules now
Travesty, when the Popcorn's gone you've got stiff on it's travesty
That reminds me ive a pkt of sweet n salted in the drawer
Ooh, I think I've started something again
Have you tried it...its very nom
I hate the flavour of salt
Its not that salty as the sweetness sort of counteracts it but then again u get a sweety salty yummy taste.If you get me
I might have to try it sometime. Ain't gonna buy a pack just for myself though, just in case
You could always feed the birds it or make a popcorn necklace or braclet...possibilities are endless
I'm just not that kind of imaginative
Thanks for the tip on feeding birds popcorn. I didn't realise that was a thing
They seem to like it in these parts anyhow "
According to a site I've now bookmarked, it's healthy for them to have dry popcorn and one way to stop squirrels getting into your bird feeds is to avoid putting sunflower seeds in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahaha doesnt know what a stiffy is is it an advert for deep hot lol
Oh don't mention deep heat I've can thru a full can this week on my back and neck and knee...
Make sure and wash your hands before touching any other parts of your anatomy as the pain is far worse than the pain you started with
That's not the problem the problem is it sticks to your duvet and stays there waiting to pounce on the parts you don't need it to "
Both options are less than preferable |
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"Stiffy....
Bloody laid funny and now have a stiff neck...anyone good at neck massages "
I had that swallowed ma Viagra that got stuck in my throat had a stiff neck for days |
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