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over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection. "
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday. "
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you |
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"Id keep well away from who ever told you that."
May I offer a little advice. When you reply to a post,look underneath it and click on the reply and quote button. Then the post you're replying to is added to your post and we know who you're talking to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday.
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you "
I think i broke a rib today wrestling my son. And i have a 80 mile cycle event thing in 2 weeks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday.
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you
I think i broke a rib today wrestling my son. And i have a 80 mile cycle event thing in 2 weeks! "
You think? Why haven't you had an x-ray? You won't be doing 8 miles with a broken rib. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do they w@#k and text?
One handed I guess
What if you have a massive cock and need two hands? "
Then they probably won't send message designed to assist their wanking and I'll arrange to meet them to lay with their massive appendage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday.
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you
I think i broke a rib today wrestling my son. And i have a 80 mile cycle event thing in 2 weeks!
You think? Why haven't you had an x-ray? You won't be doing 8 miles with a broken rib."
I didn't think there was much point in going to A & E, I Don't think there's much they can do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday.
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you
I think i broke a rib today wrestling my son. And i have a 80 mile cycle event thing in 2 weeks!
You think? Why haven't you had an x-ray? You won't be doing 8 miles with a broken rib.
I didn't think there was much point in going to A & E, I Don't think there's much they can do."
I heard they dish out bear hugs and big tickles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday.
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you
I think i broke a rib today wrestling my son. And i have a 80 mile cycle event thing in 2 weeks!
You think? Why haven't you had an x-ray? You won't be doing 8 miles with a broken rib.
I didn't think there was much point in going to A & E, I Don't think there's much they can do.
I heard they dish out bear hugs and big tickles "
Bastards! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday.
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you
I think i broke a rib today wrestling my son. And i have a 80 mile cycle event thing in 2 weeks!
You think? Why haven't you had an x-ray? You won't be doing 8 miles with a broken rib.
I didn't think there was much point in going to A & E, I Don't think there's much they can do.
I heard they dish out bear hugs and big tickles
Bastards!"
Sorts the men from the girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday.
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you
I think i broke a rib today wrestling my son. And i have a 80 mile cycle event thing in 2 weeks!
You think? Why haven't you had an x-ray? You won't be doing 8 miles with a broken rib.
I didn't think there was much point in going to A & E, I Don't think there's much they can do.
I heard they dish out bear hugs and big tickles "
What about help with a wank? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday.
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you
I think i broke a rib today wrestling my son. And i have a 80 mile cycle event thing in 2 weeks!
You think? Why haven't you had an x-ray? You won't be doing 8 miles with a broken rib.
I didn't think there was much point in going to A & E, I Don't think there's much they can do.
I heard they dish out bear hugs and big tickles
What about help with a wank? "
That's what my pics are for |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its not that hard......
Have you tried watching porn? I've heard it's very good for incurring an erection.
It goes up, then falls right back down again. It might be the return of heart failure. I hope not. Getting fitted With a 24hr monitor Tuesday.
Oh that doesn't sound good. I hope not too,I hope you're resting. No porn for you
I think i broke a rib today wrestling my son. And i have a 80 mile cycle event thing in 2 weeks!
You think? Why haven't you had an x-ray? You won't be doing 8 miles with a broken rib.
I didn't think there was much point in going to A & E, I Don't think there's much they can do.
I heard they dish out bear hugs and big tickles
What about help with a wank?
That's what my pics are for "
That's why you're blocking so many men! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aw, let them have a little wank to brighten their day
I get messages like that too, doesn't bother me but I'm never sure what sort of reply they expect!!! Bravo! maybe? |
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