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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Some women might say they like tiny little men but would they walk down the street with one ?

If you had to have one, what would you do with him ?

I'd wear mine in my knickers in work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to put mine in my pocket coz his tiny little legs couldn't keep up.

not sure if tiny little men is an euphimism but i took it as it isn't...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I always used to think it was comical to see one of ma aunties walk down the street when I was younger, she was at least 18" taller than ma uncle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reminds me of that Bukowski short story where she shoves him up her vag.

Dunno if I'd do that.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'd keep him in my bra and he'd live on the crumbs that accumulate there.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

had to do gullivers travels as a book text for A level..creepy book if youve read the whole thing..ugh...dont want to think about it...lolol

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

Struth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ken Dodd would be happy.,..for his "boys"

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Some women might say they like tiny little men but would they walk down the street with one ?

If you had to have one, what would you do with him ?

I'd wear mine in my knickers in work. "

I'll let him struggle carrying my gym bag

And, if he complains, I'll make him carry my handbag too; exertion and humilation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suffocate em in a boobie embrace! Pretty much happens of they are 5'7 or under with me anyways

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How tiny?

I haven't met that many men shorter than me and the ones I have met are married.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Fine if you have a thing for BMWs, Audis and disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fine if you have a thing for BMWs, Audis and disappointment."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd send mine down the back of the sofa on a treasure hunt.

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By *angerousEyesMan over a year ago

weston

Coincidence or witchcraft?! Worlds smallest man has just passed away. RIP

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd make them wear a minion outfit

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Coincidence or witchcraft?! Worlds smallest man has just passed away. RIP"

Definitely witchcraft.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd make them wear a minion outfit

Ohhhhhhh yes. My own minion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Struth!

Gordon Bennett.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Struth!

Gordon Bennett."

Erect Jim

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Do all the jobs that involve me bending over..no not those jobs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Struth!

Gordon Bennett.

Erect Jim

Please noone mention fixing... Damn, too late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Struth!

Gordon Bennett.

Erect Jim

Please noone mention fixing... Damn, too late"

To anyone reading this I urge you to think of Bob the Builder.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Struth!

Gordon Bennett.

Erect Jim

Please noone mention fixing... Damn, too late

To anyone reading this I urge you to think of Bob the Builder."

Is that a euphemism ?

Can you Bob a builder ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Reminds me of that Bukowski short story where she shoves him up her vag.

Dunno if I'd do that. "

I never read that but I think I will. It just might explain my most surreal meet ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd keep him in my bra and he'd live on the crumbs that accumulate there."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Struth!

Gordon Bennett.

Erect Jim

Please noone mention fixing... Damn, too late

To anyone reading this I urge you to think of Bob the Builder.

Is that a euphemism ?

Can you Bob a builder ?"

It wasn't a euphemism, but yes I believe you can Bob a builder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reminds me of that Bukowski short story where she shoves him up her vag.

Dunno if I'd do that.

I never read that but I think I will. It just might explain my most surreal meet ever. "

I think it's in the The Most Beautiful Girl in Town book.

Also, I'd love to hear about the meet that that reminded you of if it's not too personal cos that sounds mental.

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