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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've only just realised but I am fairly close to...

Chew valley.

Any others ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm near a wetwang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hampole, along the A1 when I'm driving north, and pulse and cocktails is just a bit further along, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lickey End

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twatt, on the Shetland Isles.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Tittensor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twatt, on the Shetland Isles."

Straight to the point with that one, lol X

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By *ippcoupe2Couple over a year ago

cahir/cashel

place names in irelandMuff

Nobber

Sally Gap

Termonfeckin

Tubbercurry

Ringsend

Bastardstown

Dyke Parade

Ballinaboy

Belgooly

Ballsbridge

Letterfinish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been passed a place called Cock Shoot Wood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bell End Green in North Yorkshire. They should probably get that looked at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Es(sex)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nob end in Bolton.

My mate went to Twatt in the Scottish islands the other week and took a pic ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a culdesac near me called "La Minge Close"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bit boring but theres a bogs hole lane near me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only just realised but I am fairly close to...

Chew valley.

Any others ??"

There is a place in chew valley called 'madams paddock' which I presume is like a lady garden only bigger

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only just realised but I am fairly close to...

Chew valley.

Any others ??"
ringwood on way to Bournemouth near New forest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shittington, can't remember where it is, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bell End Green in North Yorkshire. They should probably get that looked at."

I went to A & E with that once.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bell end in Rowley Regis

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By *angtidy42Couple over a year ago

Redditch

Cockermouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"place names in irelandMuff

Nobber

Sally Gap

Termonfeckin

Tubbercurry

Ringsend

Bastardstown

Dyke Parade

Ballinaboy

Belgooly

Ballsbridge

Letterfinish

Don't forget Hackballscross Co,Louth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ramsbottom

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"Twatt, on the Shetland Isles."

Orkney. Lu and I went there last month on principle.

It also happens to be on the road between the Orkney brewery and our campsite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I drive past Cumwell lane on the way to work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twatt, on the Shetland Isles.

Orkney. Lu and I went there last month on principle.

It also happens to be on the road between the Orkney brewery and our campsite."

Doh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bona Lane

Honestly just up the road from us

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By *errygTV/TS over a year ago

denton

theres a slag lane in lowton just off east lancs rd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slag lane, Leighton in wigan

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"Twatt, on the Shetland Isles.

Orkney. Lu and I went there last month on principle.

It also happens to be on the road between the Orkney brewery and our campsite.

Doh!"

Not a mistake you want to make to an Orcadian. Lol.

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple over a year ago

North Hampshire

Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker, Pratts Bottom......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fulking. Close but no cigar, as they say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dykes Alley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

Devil's dyke near Brighton

Condom in South West France

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sCUNThorpe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cockermouth "

I went on holiday there in July

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cockfosters....North London..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hoe Lane in Walthamstow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a little village between midhurst and Chichester called..cocking..always makes me giggle .. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CLITheroe. ...Now I'd love to meet a clit hero!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh ...and Penistone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shatton Lane, The Peak District.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penistone - always pronounce it penis-town gets me every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh ...and Penistone!"

Just beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wilsford cum lake. Just down the road.

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

"place names in irelandMuff

Nobber

Sally Gap

Termonfeckin

Tubbercurry

Ringsend

Bastardstown

Dyke Parade

Ballinaboy

Belgooly

Ballsbridge

Letterfinish

Lol, don't forget

Effin

Wind Gap

Ballylicky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to live near a place called Waterley Bottom in Gloucestershire

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By *r1249Man over a year ago

Northumberland

Brown Willy in Cornwall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Netherthong in huddersfield,there's a couple of places outside todmorden, 1 is mankinholes and the other is lumbutts

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By *r1249Man over a year ago

Northumberland

We've got Cock Play up here in Northumberland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I live next door to a Spanish woman called !!! Cuntswaylow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Devil's dyke near Brighton

Condom in South West France "

This os not even close to Brighton! Haha

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By *ltravioletWoman over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

"Cockermouth

I went on holiday there in July

"
Cockermouth also named knobingob by some Cumbrians

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a Grope Lane in Shrewsbury.

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By *ngeluk69Woman over a year ago

Near enough

Bell End

Titty Ho

A friend lived near Butthole Lane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was recently on a drive with a lady friend, when we all of a sudden got really horny, pulled into the first quiet road, and immediately went at it, upon leaving we noticed the road was called cocking lane, total coincidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Three cocks (in Wales)

No sign of them when we passed through sadly! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nob end in Bolton.

My mate went to Twatt in the Scottish islands the other week and took a pic ha

I'm not that far from knob end, although i thought it was more Kearsley than Bolton...

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By *callycatMan over a year ago

Mid Wales

There's a lovely village near here called Knockin...and there is a shop ...guess what it is called..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Effingham, Surrey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We live not far from Bell End, and also not far away is a road called Twatling road very close to Lickey End

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ultimate place to live is 'Intercoarse' in PA USA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a lovely village near here called Knockin...and there is a shop ...guess what it is called..

This had me laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shittington, can't remember where it is, anyone?"

I think you may be referring to Shitlington, near Wakefield. For some reason, it is now called Sitlington!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only just realised but I am fairly close to...

Chew valley.

Any others ??"
upmingester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bell End Green in North Yorkshire. They should probably get that looked at."

I have been to bell end inn who do a cheese board, got fit of giggles and had to leave .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ultimate place to live is 'Intercoarse' in PA USA"

The people of Fucker, Austria recently voted not to change its name.

How disgustingly libertarian of them

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"theres a slag lane in lowton just off east lancs rd"

Went there yesterday to the Rams head for lunch!

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple over a year ago

Douglas

Fistard

On the Isle of Man

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Thong, near gravesend, sexburga drive in sheerness

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By *avidnsa69Man over a year ago

Essex

Fingringhoe in Essex

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Swallow Passage, London

lickey End, Worcestershire

think these two should really be back to back streets

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By *rGuyMan over a year ago

Croydon

I live near a place called titsey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a place called Muff over here.

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By *weetguy33Man over a year ago

some where near you

Dick lane in Bradford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fanny hands lane in Ludford, makes me chuckle every time I drive past it

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Shittington, can't remember where it is, anyone?

I think you may be referring to Shitlington, near Wakefield. For some reason, it is now called Sitlington!"

Or Shitterton (pronounced Sitterton) in Dorset?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bell end in Rowley Regis "

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS over a year ago

BoxHill

Cockshot Hill in Reigate

Gay Street near Pullborough, quite apt.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

upperthong near holmfirth

slag lane on the leigh/lowton boundary

nicker brow in saddleworth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crapstone in Devon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"theres a slag lane in lowton just off east lancs rd"

haydock actually lol

There's a cocklesdick lane in Southport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pusey in Oxfordshire makes me laugh. Mainly as I've been dogging near there!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crapstone in Devon"
phuket thailand xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lady hole lane nr ashbounre derbys

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

There's a village not far from us with the street name Bell End

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is the Glory hole in Lincoln

And

Wankum on the German border

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I know it's very tame, but I always smile when I see an avatar of a nice pair of boobs with "Oldham" or "Feltham" next to them.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cocker street here in Blackpool

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By *ngeluk69Woman over a year ago

Near enough

"There's a village not far from us with the street name Bell End

Think we were both talking about the same one

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

No-one put Scunthorpe

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

has anyone mentioned Upper Dicker and its neighbouring village Lower Dicker yet?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

WhamBottomLane, Lancashire

Sandy Balls, Hampshire

Shingaycum Wendy, Buckinghamshire

Menlove Avenue

Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, Liverpool

Cocks, Cornwall vs Cockplay, Northumberland, UK

Mincing Lane, London

Cockermouth, Cumbria

Ad nauseam...

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By *hmed7894Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Cock bridge in timmontowel up north

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By *kdnWelshCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

Fanny street in Cardiff ... Fochrhiw in Merthyr pronounced fock rhiw lol always say we are off to fuck you

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By *hite SnakeMan over a year ago

leeds

"Bell End Green in North Yorkshire. They should probably get that looked at."

There's a Bell End Farm I believe its where they grow man utd fans lol

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Fanny hands lane in Ludford, makes me chuckle every time I drive past it

There's one of those in a little village on the Lincolnshire Wolds.

Barton on Humber has a Butts Lane.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scunthorpe?

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

One from Germany - Middelfart

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

We have pics at Penistone, Swinger Lane and Moisty Lane.

Mrs DDC

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

There's a CLINT street near me , not rude at all unless you've got a marker pen

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In Norwich we have St Gregory's Back Ally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they haven't been mentioned before Cockfosters and then Wrotham in Kent (pronounced root-um locally)

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By *od ThrusterMan over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Ultimate place to live is 'Intercoarse' in PA USA

The people of Fucker, Austria recently voted not to change its name.

How disgustingly libertarian of them

It's actually called Fucking. If I recall correctly the proposal to change names was due to Brits constantly nicking the village signs.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ultimate place to live is 'Intercoarse' in PA USA

The people of Fucker, Austria recently voted not to change its name.

How disgustingly libertarian of them

It's actually called Fucking. If I recall correctly the proposal to change names was due to Brits constantly nicking the village signs."

Correct

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

There is also a river Wanks in Guatemala

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love going to Cocking there's a hotel there called The spread Eagle!!

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan over a year ago

Rugby

Butt Hole Lane in Shepshed - loads of people enter it and leave it has a football club is at the end of the road

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not rude but there is a smallpox hill in fokestone

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Not rude but there is a smallpox hill in fokestone"

Fab!

There's a Happy Bottom in Dorset...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

(...I know him well

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pennis wood near eurekas

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

used to go to Sweden a lot with work and a guy laughed at a place called Djupröven-deep arse

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By *ax777Man over a year ago

Not here

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By *ax777Man over a year ago

Not here

Seems some of these names were too rude for a WI fair in Harrogate. Nice of the BBC to provide their own list of rude names.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-34196691

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