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Oh the shame......!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have just this minute remembered that during my meet last night my milkman turned up to collect his money. He looked through the glass in the kitchen door and was presented with the sight of me with my boobs out straddling my lovely friend  He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!
That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!
And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet milkmen and window cleaners have many tales to tell......."
I've been caught out by the windows cleaner before.. passionate moment in the kitchen and we could just hear him whistling away lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex "
Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while. |
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"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex
Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while. "
I bet, I'm sure he will get over seeing your boobage just act like nothing happened it will be forgotten in no time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just this minute remembered that during my meet last night my milkman turned up to collect his money. He looked through the glass in the kitchen door and was presented with the sight of me with my boobs out straddling my lovely friend He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!
That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!
And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style. "
I'm giving up on college and becoming a milkman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex
Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while.
I bet, I'm sure he will get over seeing your boobage just act like nothing happened it will be forgotten in no time "
ha it sounds like this has happened before |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I panicked and dealt with it really badly I removed myself from my Fab friends lap, scuttled to the living room and hissed "make him go away!" I now owe my friend 20 quid.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put a privacy curtain or blind up over the glass .. would not like anyone peering into my house  "
I have a full length door curtain, which I very unusually neglected to draw. |
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"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex
Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while. "
He's the one who should feel awkward. You were having sex in the privacy of your own home, he should have walked away and returned at another time. I think he was rude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex
Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while.
He's the one who should feel awkward. You were having sex in the privacy of your own home, he should have walked away and returned at another time. I think he was rude."
What? That sounds like reasonable and sensible behaviour to me. I don't think that's allowed |
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"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex
Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while.
He's the one who should feel awkward. You were having sex in the privacy of your own home, he should have walked away and returned at another time. I think he was rude.
What? That sounds like reasonable and sensible behaviour to me. I don't think that's allowed "
Yes, sorry I'll get my coat |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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The only choice is to brazen it out. He should have knocked and not gone peeking. I do find it quite funny though (and that funny is based on hindsight; I had a similarly cringeworthy experience years ago in an upstairs bedroom on the floor with the curtains open and didn't hear the window cleaner).  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just this minute remembered that during my meet last night my milkman turned up to collect his money. He looked through the glass in the kitchen door and was presented with the sight of me with my boobs out straddling my lovely friend He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!
That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!
And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style. "
It sounds like your friend was very cool under pressure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have just this minute remembered that during my meet last night my milkman turned up to collect his money. He looked through the glass in the kitchen door and was presented with the sight of me with my boobs out straddling my lovely friend He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!
That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!
And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style.
It sounds like your friend was very cool under pressure "
Absolutely. And didn't tease me mercilessly AT ALL! A true gentleman |
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"think this might be the reason milkmen still exist
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What's the betting he's not a milkman he's just selected some local hotties and delivers milk so he can perv into kitchens and watch them get a good seeing to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just this minute remembered that during my meet last night my milkman turned up to collect his money. He looked through the glass in the kitchen door and was presented with the sight of me with my boobs out straddling my lovely friend He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!
That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!
And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style.
It sounds like your friend was very cool under pressure
Absolutely. And didn't tease me mercilessly AT ALL! A true gentleman "
Best kind of friend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"think this might be the reason milkmen still exist
What's the betting he's not a milkman he's just selected some local hotties and delivers milk so he can perv into kitchens and watch them get a good seeing to? "
And his 7 year wait has finally paid off! Now that's perving with dedication. |
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"think this might be the reason milkmen still exist
What's the betting he's not a milkman he's just selected some local hotties and delivers milk so he can perv into kitchens and watch them get a good seeing to?
And his 7 year wait has finally paid off! Now that's perving with dedication."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm willing to bet you have a different milkman every week now, they'll be taking it in turns, in the vain hope of all getting to gawp.
Joking aside, he should have dissappeared asap and not even let you know he was ever there.... |
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