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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The cellophane wrapping on a lollipop that is stuck fast to the stick and too tight around the lolly to get a grip with your teeth. "
Cellophanes just the work of the Devil really   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People waiting an hour for a bus then hold up the queue patting their pockets, digging in their bags for their pass!!! Grrrrrr...  "
When youve been waiting an hour for the bus and people just walk to the front of the queue.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who tell you what you're thinking when you're not thinking what they say, but still assume they're right when you tell them they're wrong
this totally  "
I knew that was what you were thinking Suzy |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"People who tell you what you're thinking when you're not thinking what they say, but still assume they're right when you tell them they're wrong
this totally
I knew that was what you were thinking Suzy "
ha.. but i didnt think it..he did, and he wrote it down..i just agreed with him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sanitary product adverts!! horse riding, running, gymnanstics and wearing white doesn't ever come close to being on my to do list during that time of the month!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cushions.
Specifically cushions on beds "because they look nice"
Having to spend 20 mins chucking them all onto the floor before you can have any fun."
I call that foreplay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drivers who take forever and a fucking age to pull out of a junction or street.
It's like they wait for the entire street to be completely empty before engaging thier fucking brain.
That really pisses me off  |
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"Cushions.
Specifically cushions on beds "because they look nice"
Having to spend 20 mins chucking them all onto the floor before you can have any fun.
I call that foreplay"
At my age by 15 cushions in I've forgotten why I started moving them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them. "
If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them.
If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!!"
You do better than me then, I'm grimacing after the first sneeze!
There's apparently a disorder called misophonia, where ordinary noises cause rage. I think we may be sufferers!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People getting snotty about women breast feeding in public..
Was in a cafe with my daughter...
The mother who was feeding her new born was being very discreet and two assholes were tisking and tutting at her...
Even my young daughter was disgusted with the two assholes....
Both myself and my daughter glared at them !!!!
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Washing dishes wrong is something that really lies me up.
Water: as hot as you can bear, good glug of fairy, given em a good scrub, rinse them in boiling hot water them before leaving to air dry, if you don't have a dishwasher. |
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"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them.
If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!!
You do better than me then, I'm grimacing after the first sneeze!
There's apparently a disorder called misophonia, where ordinary noises cause rage. I think we may be sufferers! "
Yep, whistling is the top "blood-boiler/mind-scattering-anger/shut-the-fuck-up-before-I-tear-your-fucking-throat-out" noise but humming, tapping, chewing, people blowing their noses and cutlery-scraping aren't far behind.
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them.
If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!!
You do better than me then, I'm grimacing after the first sneeze!
There's apparently a disorder called misophonia, where ordinary noises cause rage. I think we may be sufferers! "
I have this for me uts the sound of others eating |
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"Washing dishes wrong is something that really lies me up.
Water: as hot as you can bear, good glug of fairy, given em a good scrub, rinse them in boiling hot water them before leaving to air dry, if you don't have a dishwasher."
And people that wash bakings trays, pots and pans before glass wear. |
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"Cushions.
Specifically cushions on beds "because they look nice"
Having to spend 20 mins chucking them all onto the floor before you can have any fun."
Bugs the shit out of my other half too. Removes the cushions from the sofas too. It annoys me he's annoyed with my soft furnishings! |
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"Drivers who take forever and a fucking age to pull out of a junction or street.
It's like they wait for the entire street to be completely empty before engaging thier fucking brain.
That really pisses me off "
I have no idea what you mean!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who ask questions then don't listen to the answer.  "
I'm terrible for doing that.....people tend to get really pissed off the third time you ask them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People spitting "
Yes! If it was legal I'd happily slit someone's throat in cold blood if they spit on the floor near me.
PEOPLE HECKLING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING! |
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"Washing dishes wrong is something that really lies me up.
Water: as hot as you can bear, good glug of fairy, given em a good scrub, rinse them in boiling hot water them before leaving to air dry, if you don't have a dishwasher.
Yes!
And people that wash bakings trays, pots and pans before glass wear. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling.
Really .. what is wrong with whistling we do it all the time in our house and the birds copy and make up new tunes.  "
No idea why it rubs me the wrong way.
I think it's from my school days when pupils would whistle during lessons, it was incredibly rude. It's definitely an irrational thing for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling.
Really .. what is wrong with whistling we do it all the time in our house and the birds copy and make up new tunes.
No idea why it rubs me the wrong way.
I think it's from my school days when pupils would whistle during lessons, it was incredibly rude. It's definitely an irrational thing for me. "
What about those people who can't even whistle and it's a pathetic blow attempt, that's annoying! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them.
If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!!
You do better than me then, I'm grimacing after the first sneeze!
There's apparently a disorder called misophonia, where ordinary noises cause rage. I think we may be sufferers!
Yep, whistling is the top "blood-boiler/mind-scattering-anger/shut-the-fuck-up-before-I-tear-your-fucking-throat-out" noise but humming, tapping, chewing, people blowing their noses and cutlery-scraping aren't far behind.
- Amy. x"
I'm not at the tearing out the throat stage but people that whistle or even worse hum shouldn't be allowed to be around other people!
And tapping like you've got a bad case of ADD is REALLY annoying!
Chewing is irritating too and I find that a loud crunching sounds make me cringey and a bit angry!
We're all mad  |
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Drivers who don't stick to the most left lane, unless road indications direct otherwise, such as when approaching a roundabout to go straight on. Obviously motorway lane misusers too.
Walkers staring at phones, not where they're going.
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New fad of bringing your steak to the table on a super-heated rock so you can cook it how you want............... what the fuck am I paying for if I got to cook my own fucking steak you fucking wombat! Is it beyond you to cook it how I ask for it... isn't that part of the skill of being a chef ffs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I spend two days repairing some idiots bathroom only for the fecking idiots to get hame and rip silicone up and remove bath panel and wreck the place just so he could check it was done right!! Useless twat!
Then gets a strop on when I inform him I had taken pictures of the job and I won't be repairing it. Angry is not the word.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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... oh sorry you said silly things not silly people....
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Err people who put lots of dots for no apparent reason......
Annoys the he'll out of me...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who dip the coffee spoon into my sugar bowl so I end up with coffee bits in my sugar riles the shit out me or empty loo rolls left on the holder n people who don't wash hands after taken a piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really surprised whistling annoys people.
You know when people clack their fingernails together? That gives me a terrible feeling that I can't cope with.
I'm another who hates chewing sounds. Hearing my cat eating used to make me feel homicidal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Washing dishes wrong is something that really lies me up.
Water: as hot as you can bear, good glug of fairy, given em a good scrub, rinse them in boiling hot water them before leaving to air dry, if you don't have a dishwasher."
My housemate I don't trust to do the washing up because he keeps leaving bowls and pans so the water doesn't drain out, but dribbles to the bottom and festers. Bleh. Had to redo it a few times as a result |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the note of people not indicating properly on roundabouts, that's how they're taught to drive in Germany at least, and motorway guidance, we're one of the few to drive on the left. Yes there are knobheads out there that don't know how to drive, but I find I get less riled if I assume they're not used to the roads, but I always try to give them a wide berth because it's probable they're not paying 100% concentration on driving |
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"Wow,you really are an angry lot.maybe you all need a good Fuck.
(backs out of room,whistling softly  )"
Aaaaaaahhh! Stop whistling!!!
Men (and it's invariably men) who whistle or hum when they're just behind me, usually in shops.
People who don't indicate.
People who get off an escalator then stop and stand right there as they decide which direction to go in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow,you really are an angry lot.maybe you all need a good Fuck.
(backs out of room,whistling softly )
Aaaaaaahhh! Stop whistling!!!
Men (and it's invariably men) who whistle or hum when they're just behind me, usually in shops.
People who don't indicate.
People who get off an escalator then stop and stand right there as they decide which direction to go in."
You want people to indicate when shopping and getting off escalators ? |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"People spitting "
I spit. I spit to remove the grunge that clogs my lungs and threatens to kill me. I almost always manage to 'dispose' of it down a street drain.
Disgusting I agree but a genuine case of better out than in. |
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"... oh sorry you said silly things not silly people....
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Err people who put lots of dots for no apparent reason......
Annoys the he'll out of me......"
They're called ellipsis...
I  them!! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
People who park like an arsehole on the edge of their bay, forcing you to park over as far as you can just so you can get out of your car. They then become a double arsehole when they come back and drive off, leaving you looking like the arsehole who has parked too far over... |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"People who park like an arsehole on the edge of their bay, forcing you to park over as far as you can just so you can get out of your car. They then become a double arsehole when they come back and drive off, leaving you looking like the arsehole who has parked too far over... "
Then some ****ard comes along, takes a photo and posts it on Facebook. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who are walking and thinks its ok to stop suddenly. Normally in the cheese aisle at Tesco's.
Same people (normally) who. Stand mid-aisle having a chat about knitting patterns or saga holidays
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People in cars with matching hats on the parcel shelf. You just know they are going to drive a good 10mph below the speed limit and take corners at 3.5 mph for fear of flipping over their Volvo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people on buses that wont close a window when theres a bloody cold wind coming through..
busdrivers that dont acknowledge when you display a ticket,or acknowledge a thanks on the way out...
people that dont like animals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People walking slowly three or more abreast so I can't overtake them on the pavement.
90% of children.
When the window is open on the metro and it blows the top of my hair around.
Hair getting stuck to lipgloss.
Sticky labels which don't peel off easily. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People walking slowly three or more abreast so I can't overtake them on the pavement.
90% of children.
When the window is open on the metro and it blows the top of my hair around.
Hair getting stuck to lipgloss.
Sticky labels which don't peel off easily."
avatars that arent in 3d.. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Pensioners at the front of a queue talking about their grandchildren/or whatever....Like I have all day to wait !"
Considering how they probably don't have long left, you'd think they'd be in more of a rush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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last week this guy sat behind me on the bus..a few seats away thank fuck..
in the 45 min journey he sighed HEAVILY about 20 times or more, I was dying to say FFS, its a pain traveling but its not that fucking bad... |
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By *immCouple
over a year ago
Stourport on Severn |
Passing cars on my motorbike and seeing that the reason the car/van is weaving and not keeping up with traffic is because they are on their phones ..... saw a transit driver with his ipad on the steering wheel. Kid you not . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When toilet roll is put in the toilet roll holder with the loose part hanging at the back. Can't people see that it should always hang at the front? Should be made a law really."
YES!!!!! Drives me bloody insane!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... oh sorry you said silly things not silly people....
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Err people who put lots of dots for no apparent reason......
Annoys the he'll out of me......"
I do that a lot..... |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
Middle management moron speak of the kind spouted by pinstrped epsilons who think they're the bollox because, after a decade of taking it up the jacksie from their line managers, they've finally been 'moved up' the writhing heap of corporate fodder - you know the sort...
They can be identified by their use of "moving forward" for fear of saying something normal like "in future" on account of an over sensitivity to their own intellectual shortcomings and resultant insecurity.
Similarly, "myself" instead of "me".
Fucking idiots.  |
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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago
denton |
"When toilet roll is put in the toilet roll holder with the loose part hanging at the back. Can't people see that it should always hang at the front? Should be made a law really."
some people prefer it round the back
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By *el65Man
over a year ago
paisley |
"People waiting an hour for a bus then hold up the queue patting their pockets, digging in their bags for their pass!!! Grrrrrr...
When youve been waiting an hour for the bus and people just walk to the front of the queue.. "
and then give you the LOOK, if you go back in front of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was gonna say earlier, people walking in front of buses..
So I'm in town visiting my dad for his birthday, waiting on a bus...A bus is approaching as it beeps its horn at a couple with a 4yr old child..
they panic running back n forth..the woman with bags tries to run forward then back, falls over, the fathers trying to get her and the child(who's screaming crying by now)
Around a hundred people watched..I looked and then just shook my head.
people never learn. |
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Recycling nazis you know the ones "don't put that in that bin wash it out and put it in the recycling bin thats half a mile down the garden in the rain in your slippers ......its in the kitchen bin and im not moving it !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't read the whole thread so don't know if it's been said, but people touching me bothers me.
For example, when people touch my back and say "excuse me" because they need to get by me. Or when someone says "I like your top" and then touches me on the shoulder. Just don't touch me. Simple, really.
-Courtney |
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"Two ply toilet paper where the perforations of the sheets don't match.
grrrrrr"
simply take the top layer (or ply) and unroll it once,,,, its because you have mis aligned the perforations.....
it is simply that it has been opened incorrectly in the first instance.
You can see simply by separating the two ply and unrolling the top layer, in effect creating the thing you hate, but then simply follow the above to rectify this .....
I challenge you to prove me wrong.... and I accept your thanks in advance for relieving you of any further annoyance.  |
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"Two ply toilet paper where the perforations of the sheets don't match.
grrrrrr
simply take the top layer (or ply) and unroll it once,,,, its because you have mis aligned the perforations.....
it is simply that it has been opened incorrectly in the first instance.
You can see simply by separating the two ply and unrolling the top layer, in effect creating the thing you hate, but then simply follow the above to rectify this .....
I challenge you to prove me wrong.... and I accept your thanks in advance for relieving you of any further annoyance. "
Well eeexxxxxcuuuuse me!
Do I understand you correctly? Your use of the second person singular when identifying who was responsible for perforation misalignment on toilet paper makes it seem like the phenomenon is my making?
What baffles me is that we can control spacecraft millions of miles away to millimetres accuracy. We perform lifesaving surgery on the hearts of babies while still in their mother's womb but lining up a couple of rolls if tissue paper is a haphazard?.....
... Aaaand relax
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When toilet roll is put in the toilet roll holder with the loose part hanging at the back. Can't people see that it should always hang at the front? Should be made a law really."
Fucking weirdo its clearly designed to hang at the back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People using fog lights in the rain..especially on motorways. A definite hazard. If they were meant to be used in the rain they would be called rain lights. |
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