New Job

By *edangel_2013 OP Woman over a year ago

southend

I start a new job today.

I must remember that

- I only like sex to produce babies.

- I did not go to the London Alternative Market yesterday.

- I am totally committed sexually to one person and one person alone.

- I do not enjoy group sex.

- I do not go to disgusting clubs where people have sex with people in public.

- I do not swear.

Well at least for the first couple of weeks anyway!!!!

Anything else I need to remember. I'm not going to be saying a lot today am I?!?!?!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure you smile at your fellow employees and more importantly the employer no matter how hard the initiation lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember to use a different

Password and login...

{Good luck ..

}

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PS:

You cant block your boss coz he's a single male...

An executive toy is a Blackberry NOT a Magic Wand...

Dont put a smiley at the end of your Emails...

Work is only a way of passing time between weekends...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy your new job Funky and don't wear PVC unless it's a raincoat.

xxx