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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple  over a year ago

North West

Discuss..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It can't fix a broken hymen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolutely - I once used KY jelly as an emergency lube to fit a very reluctant motorcycle tyre at the side of the road...

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Toothache?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a squeaky bathroom door... NOT ANYMORE!!!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"Discuss.."

The hammer mechanism on the fire bell that I'm trying to repair remains stuck after cleaning and a liberal dose of px24.

Apart from a one-for-one replacement, what suggestions would fellow fabbers have?

Thanks in advance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My shoe lace broke this morning,how on earth am I to fix that with lube?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

I should add that hitting it with a bigger hammer has already been tried too.

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Don't talk bollocks- if it did that they wouldn't have invented gaffer tape

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple  over a year ago

North West

Thank you all for proving my point.

Miss K keeps telling me lube fixes everything and I fervently disagree.

Thank you to the power of the forum!

(See? I told you you were wrong honey!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't talk bollocks- if it did that they wouldn't have invented gaffer tape "

Duct tape is sometimes sold packaged with WD40. Perhaps lube and tape is the answer to everything.

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple  over a year ago

North West

MissK here....

That's fine honey, we will no longer use lube!

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple  over a year ago

North West

Errr.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"MissK here....

That's fine honey, we will no longer use lube! "

have fun with the new 9inch strap on she is buying lubeless lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Discuss..

The hammer mechanism on the fire bell that I'm trying to repair remains stuck after cleaning and a liberal dose of px24.

Apart from a one-for-one replacement, what suggestions would fellow fabbers have?

Thanks in advance"

Pour Coke on it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't talk bollocks- if it did that they wouldn't have invented gaffer tape

Duct tape is sometimes sold packaged with WD40. Perhaps lube and tape is the answer to everything. "

That's because:

If something moves and it shouldn't - Duct tape.

If something doesn't move and it should - WD40.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it needs to move, it needs some lube.

If its meant to stay still, use gaffa tape at will.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't talk bollocks- if it did that they wouldn't have invented gaffer tape

Duct tape is sometimes sold packaged with WD40. Perhaps lube and tape is the answer to everything.

That's because:

If something moves and it shouldn't - Duct tape.

If something doesn't move and it should - WD40."

My old foreman used to fix leaking pipes (sometimes ones that transported caustic soda or certain acids) with duct tape. It worked until it leaked again, and the work order was assigned to the next free fitter - who then fixed it properly. Lazy bugger.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Until there's advanced, improved super lube, it's not fixing everything. I'll wait for the ads.

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